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boozer
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Baby monkey riding on a pig, with a doughnut
Jul 12 2011 10:11PM
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act.resist
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This Just In: I'm not fucked.
Apr 24 2013 2:22PM
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theBearJew
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inb4 pics to prove it..




























post pics to prove it.
Apr 24 2013 2:27PM
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theBearJew
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what the fuck am i doing, ignore that. im losing my mind at work
Apr 24 2013 2:28PM
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act.resist
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post...pics of myself not be.....what....
Apr 24 2013 2:41PM
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theBearJew
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yea I know. losing my sight, losing my mind, wishing someone would tell me im fine. I dont know what im doing.
Apr 24 2013 2:41PM
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mmallender.
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of you not being fucked, obviously haha
Apr 24 2013 3:09PM
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Huck_Norris
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What's the fun in that?
Apr 24 2013 3:11PM
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El_Barto.
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see the first post on this page
Apr 24 2013 3:21PM
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Mag
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You can't end a sentence with "but" you complete fucking Mongol
Apr 24 2013 3:22PM
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Laurent.
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It doesn't make sense but.
Apr 24 2013 3:24PM
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Huck_Norris
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*mongrel



The mental picture of the mongol was funny though.
Apr 24 2013 3:26PM
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Mag
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Click for larger image
Apr 24 2013 3:29PM
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act.resist
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you just want to look at pictures of me?


creepy
Apr 24 2013 3:35PM
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Huck_Norris
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Mongol = mongolian

Mongrel = mutt, mixed breed, or impure character usually viewed as being of lesser worth/stature.



Was honestly wondering why you'd call someone either, but Mongol seemed less likely given the context to be honest.


Apr 24 2013 3:37PM
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Mag
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Guess it's a scottish/British thing, kind of an extension of mong(retard) why would I call somone a mongrel haha, hardly a huge insult.

What are you talking about butterslut?
Apr 24 2013 3:45PM
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Laurent.
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In Dutch it's much simpler:

Mongool: A person from the Central-North Asian ethno-linguistic group.
Mongool: A person with Down's syndrome.
Mongool: A verbal abuse.
Apr 24 2013 3:49PM
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Spinoza
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Orioles just walked in the go-ahead run hahaha


inb4 skoll
Apr 24 2013 3:51PM
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GayWolf420
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Fuckin eh snowbird rules. Definitely the best in Utah. Pretty much mid-season conditions in the middle of April. And a nice big fuck you to park city mountain resort. They can go suck a bag of dicks for closing too early. Those fuckers.
Apr 24 2013 3:53PM
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Mag
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Nearly as bad as Wadiya!
Apr 24 2013 4:00PM
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mmallender.
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hey now i didnt say it would be fun, i was just pointing out what he asked for. pictures of being fucked are always better... most of the time
Apr 24 2013 4:01PM
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Huck_Norris
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Oh, well that makes far more sense.



I never miss an opportunity to post this though, so please excuse me. I don't actually hate the Dutch I just love this clip.

Apr 24 2013 4:03PM
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Huck_Norris
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Clearly the language barrier at hand was creating confusion.


Apr 24 2013 4:13PM
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mmallender.
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my guess was mongloid http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mongloid definition 1.1 although, 1.3 just made me laugh, despite not having a clue who christina trombino is
Apr 24 2013 4:16PM
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Laurent.
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Myers' imitation of the Dutch accent is not entirely accurate, to me Goldmember sounded more like a German.

This is a more accurate portrayal of the Dutch accent: (And also a great powerflame.)


Apr 24 2013 4:19PM
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Mag
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Yes... Because apart from the accent goldmember is entirely factual.
Apr 24 2013 4:22PM
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Huck_Norris
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I wonder who sounds the funniest when they speak English.

The Norwegians have got to be up there, God I love hearing them talk.


Apr 24 2013 4:22PM
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Huck_Norris
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Oh God yes they are up there.

If you've ever had a Glasgowian to say "burgular alarm" to you, you've indeed laughed your ass off.

Apr 24 2013 4:28PM
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Mag
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Glasgowian hahahaha.
Apr 24 2013 4:33PM
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act.resist
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why did i quote that post. derp
Apr 24 2013 4:45PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Nothing like a little day drinking to get the alcoholic in you fired up.
Apr 24 2013 5:09PM
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Bateman
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was just thinking the same thing. Cheers!
Apr 24 2013 6:16PM
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Jane6
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hahah I love this. SO accurate, this is why I always want english subtitles when I watch movies.


Apr 24 2013 6:34PM
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-benedetto
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Apr 24 2013 6:36PM
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snwbrdmilf
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This breakfast joint I frequent makes an awesome baked apple pancake.

That was on my mind when I realized I had no meat for dinner.

Apple pancakes, mmmmmmmmm they were super good. I even tried to 'inject' them with syrup which ended up making them even crispier. Not the same thing, but it certainly satisfied that craving. Pancakes for dinner!

/#1 mom.
Apr 24 2013 6:50PM
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EmperorKuzco
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I am also havin
Apr 24 2013 6:56PM
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ILLinoisance
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You made my day with that song, benedetto. Definitely one of their best songs. Really underrated....
Apr 24 2013 6:56PM
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DrZoidberg
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Gaslight anthem is so good, I listen to blue jeans and white t shirts like once a day. They're from the city next me my town, too. I like 30 minutes from asbury park, where the stone pony is, I want to see them there at some point.
Apr 24 2013 7:03PM
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DrZoidberg
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shiiiiiiiiiiiiit they're playing the stone pony may 25th and 26th, just checked. Might have to acquire tickets.
Apr 24 2013 7:05PM
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ILLinoisance
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Do it.
Apr 24 2013 7:07PM
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-benedetto
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Good shit man. Seeing them at mountain jam in June
Apr 24 2013 7:11PM
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Spinoza
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yeah man you DEFINITELY have to go to that. theyre so much fun and that feel from the music, seeing it live is just fantastic. makes you feel like youre a part of that pseudo-epic tragic american teenage life that he sings about. i saw them a few months ago and rocked so hard.
in my top 3 favorite bands
Apr 24 2013 7:15PM
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ILLinoisance
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set in the 1950's too.
Apr 24 2013 7:18PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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this is on my mind
Apr 24 2013 7:50PM
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roddy116
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i have a pretty severely herniated disc in my lower back... fuck
Apr 24 2013 7:57PM
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whoa-dere
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Apr 24 2013 8:03PM
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Daph
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Mmf yes
The Gaslight Anthem is so incredible, I never tire of listening to their stuff. INCREDIBLE live too
Apr 24 2013 8:15PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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OMG HE SAID TUPAC IS COMING BACK!!!!!!!!!







oh and Dave Chapelle is a god.
Apr 24 2013 8:16PM
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DrZoidberg
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MORE JERSEY BANDS. One of the best 14 minute songs I've ever heard.

Saw these guys live, crazy show.
Apr 24 2013 8:18PM
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little_boo
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I just ate an entire box of Annie's Mac n cheese... Yet I think I could probably eat more... Ilovecalories.
Apr 24 2013 9:07PM
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Caspaaa
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FUCK YOU now I want some.
Apr 24 2013 9:13PM
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