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boozer
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Baby monkey riding on a pig, with a doughnut
Jul 12 2011 10:11PM
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Mag
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I think maybe some context would help? haha
Apr 15 2013 7:03PM
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RimJobber
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This.
Those were my thoughts too. After seeing that I was thinking about what I would do, and with first aid and CPR training I figured that's how I would have been needed.
Apr 15 2013 7:06PM
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Mag
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to brighten up everyones day, ULTIMATE DOG TEASE PART 2


Apr 15 2013 7:07PM
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Jane6
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I love you so much right now.
Apr 15 2013 7:11PM
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roddy116
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i hate it when my friends ask if im going to prom, it just fucking makes me depressed all damn day.
Apr 15 2013 7:25PM
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Bateman
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it's very mutual, i assure you.
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Apr 15 2013 7:29PM
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sammy_
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what kind of dog is it? my cousins dog (beagle) is the laziest creature i have ever met...he sleeps in and then when he is awake he finds patch of sunlight to sunbathe in for hours until it moves.
Apr 15 2013 7:39PM
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Mag
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Haha my beagles a fucking sun god, maybe it's cause it's always so cold here though. Lazy? Are you joking? They literally have the most stamina out of any dog I'm pretty sure, that's why they hunt with them.
Apr 15 2013 7:43PM
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sammy_
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hahah i know which is weird... i mean no doubt he can go nuts when he has land to go wild on but since my cousins place has a limited area where he can go be active. so besides taking him on frequent walks to the beach and letting him go free at my other cousins place he basically is the laziest thing and just sits in the sun all day.. or tosses himself the ball every now and then
Apr 15 2013 7:54PM
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Caspaaa
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word.

the girl i have a thing with is going for a school year abroad next year in france. for some strange reason though juniors here can't go to prom so i can't bring her this year. she said "next year i'm bringing you to prom" and i was like "no, were practically not going to know eachother next year at prom time and you'll have someone else"

besides, prom here is lame.
Apr 15 2013 8:00PM
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whoa-dere
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my computer is in front of me and my phone's in my hand, ns is open on both, and I'm using them at the same time. i got a problem
Apr 15 2013 8:01PM
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Spinoza
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I wonder what the smallest percentage of output could be, given the maximum amount of energy used via physical activity.
re: digestion
Apr 15 2013 8:05PM
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k-rob
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvcYrPtQvcU
Apr 15 2013 8:08PM
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Chubz.
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girls at my school are fucking gross.
Apr 15 2013 8:12PM
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MNS
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WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! SPARTACUS FUCKING DIES?!?! HORSESHIT!
Apr 15 2013 8:12PM
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GNARwalls
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anyone single and ready to mingle check it!

Apr 15 2013 8:14PM
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k-rob
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^neil degrasse tyson, need i say more?
Apr 15 2013 8:14PM
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CliffyByro
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swimming in a sea of doubt
Apr 15 2013 8:15PM
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sammy_
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caught myself doing the same a few days ago
Apr 15 2013 8:18PM
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NinetyFour
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All the time. Or I'll have. Tab open for NS but NS open on mobile, and I'll go browse mobile instead of clicking on the tab. Makes. No. Sense. But. I. Do. It. Anyways.
Apr 15 2013 8:35PM
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DrZoidberg
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Pretty sure I have a straight off the boat asian partner for lab tomorrow.Problem is the data analysis for this is quite difficult, and if it's the girl I'm thinking of then this is going to suck.

Also got a slackline for cheap, but all the trees in my yard have been taken out by hurricanes... Is it possible to set one of those up at the beach? I suppose if you dug deep enough it would work.
Apr 15 2013 11:48PM
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*TURBONERD*
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I mean, that is historically accurate...
Apr 15 2013 11:49PM
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whoa-dere
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Apr 16 2013 12:07AM
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act.resist
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I'm beginning to think that people only know of famous quotes because they see them on "shared" photos on facebook
Apr 16 2013 1:10AM
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alexat955
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FUCK I lost my frog skins in class today. I'm already broke so looks like I have no sunglasses till summer
Apr 16 2013 4:24AM
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CliffyByro
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tumblr is so bad for this
Apr 16 2013 6:39AM
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paige.
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Couldn't sleep so at 3:30am I got back up, made some peanut butter toast, and got to work on my paper. I've churned out a couple pages in the last hour so it's time to attempt sleeping again in hopes that I wake up in time for my friend's greasy/boozy end of semester breakfast. I have a massive bowl of sangria that can't go to waste.
Apr 16 2013 6:58AM
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CliffyByro
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is there no lost and found you can go to?
Apr 16 2013 7:00AM
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GayWolf420
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They're gone most likely. Same thing happened to me. Set them down one day for like a Minute and they were gone just like that. Plus any thief that steals name brand shades is gonna get some coin from it for sure.
Apr 16 2013 7:25AM
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Mag
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I suppose that's one of the benefits of being scottish.
Apr 16 2013 8:16AM
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Laurent.
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Rule number one, attach the bike lock to the bike's frame, not to the crate:

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Apr 16 2013 9:45AM
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Caspaaa
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the best is finding them on your own. i didn't understand any of the lines from Pulp Fiction until i saw it but i had heard them and it made it that much better.

now I'm currently reading The Great Gatsby and just picking out a shit ton of incredible quotes. bookmarking each page cause they're amazing.
Apr 16 2013 9:48AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Always nice to pull a random, awesome quote out of nowhere. I actually made a few good quites myself but I forgot what they were. I just remember at the time being like "damn this shit is golden"
Apr 16 2013 10:13AM
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CliffyByro
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haha yeah. i got my phone stolen at hillend dry slope a while back. was walking along and within about a 200ft line where i'd walked i dropped it. realised it was gone from my pocket no more than a minute or two after and i went back and retraced my steps and it was no where to be seen. checked lost and found and nothing, so someone obviously just picked it up and took it. i was so pissed off, some people are such assholes. its not like they could even use it, why not just hand it in? it would take like a minute. selling it wasnt even an option cos i got it deactivated and blacklisted straight away
Apr 16 2013 10:28AM
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Caspaaa
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amen haha i write poetry quite often and sometimes i'll come up with really sick quotes.

favorite one i came up with was "Our journey is a short one, but keep this in mind - time isn't wasted, if you enjoy wasting time."

and then my current favorite quote is "There are only the pursued, the pursuing, the busy, and the tired." from The Great Gatsby. It can apply to love, money, adventure, whatever you desire... and to a large extent it's quite true. The quote applies to nearly everybody I know well.
Apr 16 2013 10:28AM
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whoa-dere
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Lol europeeins
Apr 16 2013 10:30AM
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Laurent.
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That sucks, one of my friends got his phone stolen sunday, left it in the dressing room with his belt, returned a minute later and *poof* it was gone.

This happened in Aerdenhout, a small town famous for it's splendor of wealth.
Where houses the size of an Ikea shop are called "puny".
Apr 16 2013 10:36AM
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Mag
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I meant gettin sunglasses stolen, as its not like anyone ever needs them haha.

And you should put a tracker on it, sure they could just turn it off/reset it, but if you're quick you'll probably get it
Apr 16 2013 11:08AM
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Huck_Norris
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He is a Bull Mastiff. His name is Bruno aka the Bruman Show and he's about 3 years old and ~120lbs.


He is always helping himself to unattended furniture and he loves pillows.
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Sometimes hilariously small furniture that takes him multiple tries and 10 mins of finagling to get into.
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He is a handsome sonofabitch though, and he never even heard about being mean so he gets along with everybody all the time. I bring him everywhere with me from work to parties to hikes.
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It's a lot of work being so damn handsome though, and it requires a lot of beauty rest. Sometimes he can't even make it all the way into his chair before he needs to stop for a nap to ensure maximum handsomeness at all times.
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He makes me laugh every day. I freakin' love him.
Apr 16 2013 11:11AM
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CliffyByro
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nah i know i was just relating that story to the other guy's.

yeah i probably should. i have insurance on it so i got a brand new handset for £25 which was pretty nice and the other one is unusable now. pretty annoying that i lost all my contacts and photos, but it can't be helped really
Apr 16 2013 11:14AM
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Mag
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Back that shit up! Haha
Apr 16 2013 11:16AM
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theBearJew
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And the Roommate Saga continues, last night we get a group text saying that one of them is bringing a pit bull home because someone can't have their dog at their house due to a roommate issue. Well I have a fucking issue with it, and strangely enough so does the other kid who ACTUALLY CLEANS up after himself. We are constantly cleaning up after our lazy fucking roommates and wuddya know the one who brings the dog is one who doesn't clean up.

He said he would take care of everything, but I don't believe that for a second. He barely cleans up after himself let alone for another living creature. Fuck the owners sob story, we don't need a dog.
Apr 16 2013 11:19AM
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-benedetto
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Consider moving out. Stress will take years off your life.

Bad roommates are poison..
Apr 16 2013 11:38AM
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theBearJew
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I'm quitting my job and traveling for 2 months, then when I get back I hope to only be there for a few months more. Can't wait to live on my own, I'm so over roommates.
Apr 16 2013 11:39AM
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-benedetto
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Best of luck to ya
Apr 16 2013 11:57AM
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Caspaaa
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take all of his shit that he leaves around, and put it in his room.


after a while he'll catch on. if he makes a fuss about it just tell him he's allowed to be messy as long as he's messy in his own space.
Apr 16 2013 12:11PM
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Mag
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The Bruman show hAhhaha!
Apr 16 2013 12:24PM
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GayWolf420
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Give the pit to me. Pitbulls are the shizzit.
Apr 16 2013 1:17PM
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snwbrdmilf
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I'm considering letting my 8 1/2 yr old daughter trim the bottom of my hair. Only because she is so meticulous about things that she'd probably do a good job. And I haven't had time to walk-in somewhere and get it done, sad.

I also have to consider that my son let me cut his hair once when I had no idea what I was doing and he ended up looking like Lloyd Christmas and had no qualms about it.

Hope I'm not crazy.
Apr 16 2013 2:26PM
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theBearJew
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Its not that I don't want a dog or care that its a pit. I just don't want to be responsible for it, and knowing the guy wont take care of it means I will have to. Which I am not okay with.
Apr 16 2013 2:28PM
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