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boozer
Posts: 521 - Karma: 35,623
Baby monkey riding on a pig, with a doughnut
Jul 12 2011 10:11PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37398 - Karma: 120,263
Doubt I can weasel my way out of class to shred pow today. And I doubt work will go on today. Who's gonna ride ziplines in 17 degree weather minus the wind chill? And at night? Please, that ain't happenin.
Apr 9 2013 9:03AM
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Zimmerman
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fuckers. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggots. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Apr 9 2013 9:34AM
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Huck_Norris
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This wasn't funny when someone else posted it in another thread and it isn't funny now fwiw.


Apr 9 2013 10:19AM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
Drew up another BMWish concept this morning at the cafe:

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Apr 9 2013 10:26AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Why not use the camera in the picture to take your picture.

Oh because you wanted to post more faggy espresso, rottring, and doodle pictures online?

Oh well just continue doing that because we all love seeing it. Everyday. Every single day.
Apr 9 2013 10:31AM
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theBearJew
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I in fact do enjoy seeing it, so kindly fuck off.
Apr 9 2013 10:37AM
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Spinoza
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Seriously
Apr 9 2013 10:39AM
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Laurent.
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This topic is a gigantic slow chat anyway, can't see why you would get so worked up on some posts in here.

p.s. 'Rotring' is with one 't'.
Apr 9 2013 10:44AM
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2_fadez
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don't worry, we're his showandtell group
Apr 9 2013 10:46AM
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Corin
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We can buy them for like 20% of the original price when we graduate if we want to, if not we have to return them.
Apr 9 2013 12:31PM
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sammy_
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 467
pretty sweat deal

anddd i wana go to so many concerts/ festivals this summer...need to figure out my shit
Apr 9 2013 1:46PM
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Dan.
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I remember a few years ago watching one of my friends tattoo a boxing glove in a pow bubble with the word PUNCHDICK written underneath it on another friends asscheek at 3 am while we each had our own bottle of wild turkey. it was glorious.
Apr 9 2013 1:47PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI
Apr 9 2013 1:54PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
Wearing the same leggings and hoodie that i wore yesterday. But today im wearing a beanie. Totally new outfit.
Apr 9 2013 3:17PM
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GayWolf420
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FUCK FUCK FUCK GOD DAMMIT SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK BALLS I FUCKED UP
Apr 9 2013 3:35PM
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SwaggerAsFucc
Posts: 353 - Karma: 13

that seems very interesting

Apr 9 2013 3:40PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37398 - Karma: 120,263
Long story short, my mom is in Idaho on business without any car keys thanks to me.


I think I'm just gonna go home and Amanda Todd myself.
Apr 9 2013 3:43PM
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GayWolf420
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It's the keyless keys. I'm at school on Mobile so I'll explain when i get home.
Apr 9 2013 4:34PM
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ForeverYung
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I love getting a good haircut
Apr 9 2013 4:56PM
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This doesn't deserve a thread but if anyone wouldn't mind taking 2 minutes to tell me about your sock buying habits for my marketing class that would be ultra chill and good karma.

https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/socksonsocks
Apr 9 2013 5:10PM
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GayWolf420
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Anyways, we got a caddy cts 4 Coupe with the electronic key things. Anyways, i go to warm it up by grabbing the spares (both pairs of keys were hanging up before I grabbed the spares), left them in the cup holder, my mom goes out to the car thinking the regular set of keys are in the car already instead of the spares, takes the spares back inside and takes off without both keys somehow which is weird because you need the actual keys physically in the car In order to even drive it. It shuts the whole car off if they aren't in there. Anyways, i solved that. I just overnighted her a pair which she's gonna take to the GM dealership and have them put a new chip in them or some shit. Confusing story, yes.

And to top it all off, I sharted at a light on my way home from school. 2nd time it's happened in the past 2 days or so. My farts are very untrustworthy right now.
Apr 9 2013 5:54PM
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jibnut
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im working back at disneyland so everyone come visit me
Apr 9 2013 5:55PM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
Wondering if that NyQuil stuff for sleeping actually works...
Apr 9 2013 6:02PM
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GayWolf420
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Huggies for blue hairs?
Apr 9 2013 6:13PM
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PJS.
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Watch out guys, this dude is probably a space shuttle door gunner.
Apr 9 2013 6:31PM
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.AR6rider.
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Finally getting around to watching season 18 of Top Gear and holy shit Will.I.Am is a moron. God damn. I was cringing during his entire interview.
Apr 9 2013 6:35PM
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CliffyByro
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i remember thinking the exact same thing haha
Apr 9 2013 6:38PM
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would just like to bring this to the next page, really all responses are MUCH appreciated.
Apr 9 2013 6:47PM
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PJS.
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wait...people don't fast forward through the interviews?
Apr 9 2013 6:51PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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it's a copypasta, you're supposed to repost it, it's not an original thing and it's funny when people use it randomly. jesus fuck
Apr 9 2013 6:52PM
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GayWolf420
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I got a chuckle from it. Mainly because I see it on /sp/ a lot. (Yes I go on 4chan. Sue me. Sports board is funny shit anyways, so fuck you.)
Apr 9 2013 6:55PM
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Spinoza
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2200 words in an hour forty five. and its at least a B+. fuck yeah finals
Apr 9 2013 7:02PM
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NinetyFour
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Ahaha oh god yes.
Apr 9 2013 7:20PM
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whoa-dere
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I enjoy this immensely

anyone know who dat girl is?
Apr 9 2013 8:33PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
In a coffe shop right now.

There is a kid in a saga hoodie browsing NS sitting 15 feet from me. If there wasn't an awkward old dude sitting between us, I'ld ask him how to get to chad's gap.

WHO ARE YOU?
Apr 9 2013 8:59PM
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clive_bixby
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smash and grab
Apr 9 2013 9:01PM
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Rachy
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he's leaving right now :(

Too young for me to obtain as a husband anyway.
Apr 9 2013 9:09PM
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Spinoza
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shouldve said hi
Apr 9 2013 9:19PM
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NotoriousT.S.E
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 439
Feel like a huge retard because there is about a 90% chance I fail my calc exam tomorrow.
Apr 9 2013 9:37PM
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Randy_Quench
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I feel that, no doubt in my mind I utterly failed my chem exam today.
Apr 9 2013 10:01PM
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sammy_
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interesting use of the powers... i like
Apr 9 2013 10:02PM
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NotoriousT.S.E
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hit me with a 12 hour ban
Apr 9 2013 10:03PM
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sammy_
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and i will in the future hahaha. i can never get my shit done when NS is my homepage
Apr 9 2013 10:08PM
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ForeverYung
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Worked for me
Apr 9 2013 10:11PM
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Spinoza
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Kids ought to learn some self control
Apr 9 2013 10:16PM
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NinetyFour
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I doubt I'll ever have time, but if I find it, this summer, I'd like to try my hand at a set of mini gear based edits. Anyone else think that would be decent or lame as balls? It would be sort of like 4FRNT's tech talks but at the same time, not really...
Apr 9 2013 10:22PM
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Bmo.
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thats dangerous
Apr 9 2013 11:07PM
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act.resist
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feeling good feeling great feeling great feeling good, how are you?
Apr 9 2013 11:27PM
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Bmo.
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What should you do about people you don't know on tumblr who post things about committing suicide?
Apr 9 2013 11:29PM
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No.Quarter
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I would enjoy some video of ski building stuff
Apr 9 2013 11:30PM
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