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boozer
Posts: 521 - Karma: 35,645
Baby monkey riding on a pig, with a doughnut
14 years ago
45999 9690
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whoa-dere
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Ahhh man the fart hole is really going off tonight
12 years ago
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E__
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I could watch this edit and Will ski forever:

It's just so.... proper.
12 years ago
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Bateman
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sedna - efterklang
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Chubz.
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I just burnt the shit out of my bases. Fuuuuck..
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act.resist
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I'm a rainbow :]
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theBearJew
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Drive 3 hours to make it home for The Walking Dead in time... And what do you know the fucking cable is out. Stupid fucking roommate didn't pay the bill and left for the weekend.. "Couldn't figure out how to pay on the new system before he left"

What did you think was going to happen if you didn't pay?
12 years ago
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a.bott
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letmewatchthis
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theBearJew
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I think I still have to wait till the shows over to stream it... Right?
12 years ago
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Benedetto.
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Uhh.. Wow. Truth
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Plankton
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.Hugo.
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Welp, just heard two shots fired close as fuck to my house, sheriffs immediately swarmed from all over and are going up and down the streets and alleyway (right outside of my room). Immediately grabbed my shotgun and loaded up 3 shells, then got my spiked club next to me. I'd like to see some fucker try to get in my house.
12 years ago
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roddy116
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i have been flying today, (hawaii to minnesota) and i have seen two people get carted off today due to medical complications.































zombies.
12 years ago
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Laurent.
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Hawaii Kona coffee in Illy art cups and a book, excellent.

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12 years ago
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snwbrdmilf
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April Fools is really not funny anymore. People try way too hard.

12 years ago
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Laurent.
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It's too forced.

"oooooh April's fools, must make a joke!"
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theBearJew
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My girlfriend woke up this morning and said she felt sick and she might be pregnant.. I told her to shut up.. But she wasn't kidding, she was just hungry.
12 years ago
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Jane6
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Contemplating on whether I should call a guy I know from my dad's phone (hidden number) and pretend I'm from... uhm whats it called in english, the department that deals with venereal diseases and stuff, telling him he has to check himself for some obscure STD because somebody mentioned him as a recent sex partner.
12 years ago
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GayWolf420
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Probably The oldest yet most fucked up trick in the book.
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theBearJew
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You probably should. but wait till like 1 PM when hes gone about his day and forgotten the date.
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snwbrdmilf
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aaaaaaaand also ask him to verify his DOB, and that you have his permission to talk about personal health information with him over the phone. There are laws that prohibit this without verbal permission. And its Planned Parenthood, or you can make up a name for a health clinic.
12 years ago
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maximiliaan
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4 exams tomorrow.... POMPOMPOMPOOOOOMMMMM
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Mag
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It's a joke...
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NotoriousT.S.E
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Got a terrible nights sleep as usual and to much has to be done today.
12 years ago
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snwbrdmilf
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No shit sherlock haha. I am just trying to help her legitimize her phone call to sound real.
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applejuice.
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Most people literally have no clue about the Natural Gas industry / process. It literally makes me want to lose my head sometimes. Rawr!
12 years ago
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NotoriousT.S.E
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Also, my room mate has never heard of Bob Dylan, Workaholics, pandora, spring concert, adderall or Entourage. Didn't even know how to get to the CVS which is a 5 minute walk from campus. LIke did how many fucking rocks do you live under.
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Jane6
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Amish.
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theBearJew
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I want to punch a baby in the face.
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applejuice.
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Huck_Norris
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Is it a specific baby or just is this an any-infant-will-suffice kind of situation here? 
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k-rob
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what the fuck why does my coffee suddenly taste worse than the last cup oh well i'll drink it anyways
12 years ago
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Huck_Norris
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I'm constantly amazed by what I will resort to in avoidance of not having a cup of coffee. 
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theBearJew
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Any baby. And a kick will do, either one.
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Huck_Norris
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How about a small dog?

I could see TBJ pulling one of these...

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theBearJew
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A cat would be perfect. They are ruining the bird population in my area anyway... fucking felines.

Also I'm honored to know you think that highly of me...
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*TURBONERD*
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Dammit there need to be more rips of Armin's live mashups online.
12 years ago
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snwbrdmilf
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April Fools!

Scope ftw.
12 years ago
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Mag
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Oh haha, thought you thought they needed permission lol.
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snwbrdmilf
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By law, they have to ask permission before they can just start talking about personal health information. So if he's smarter than she thinks he would know this, thus ending the prank.
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Mag
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Lol you're thinking into this too much, also I think you just broke up/downvotes on this thread haha
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snwbrdmilf
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Just trying to help make a mediocre joke (sorry Wil!) sound legit. And how, no one touched my posts? I'm confused.
12 years ago
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Mag
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it fixed itself.
12 years ago
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Corin
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Easter madness is finally over. Can now go back to shredding and enjoying life.

On Easter in Sweden, everyone goes to the mountains. Everyone. It's been fucking packed.
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Huck_Norris
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Those motherfuckers! 

Now I will have to resort to eating 3lbs of bacon a day to maintain that level of bacon breath?  I guess that's still pretty rad... 

12 years ago
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DrZoidberg
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lost hard for some reason

Clueless and lazy lab partners suck. You'd think by now people would know what they're doing. Also he sent me some of the report he typed up, the grammar and structure is absolutely stupid. Here's something he wrote

For safety precautions of handling hydrochloric acid and methylene blue, gloves
are recommended to be worn.

Like, yeah, you get the point, but does that not sound strange as hell? The whole thing he wrote sounded like that. I'm about to just hand in my own version. And before anybody complains, all he wrote was the procedure and intro parts, which don't require any thought/very little thought and science. In his email he's like: "we're gonna need the results section in there," which I guess was him asking me to interpret all the data and do all the calculations. Over spring break I might add. It's due tomorrow, I'm making him meet up with me later to finish this, but for the sake of my grade I'm doing a lot of the math now.
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CliffyByro
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that is seriously the worst thing ever. i've had times where i've not had a clue what im doing in a lab but i still make the effort when it comes to the write up, especially when its not one of my immediate friends who im partnered with.

as for the spelling/ grammar thing, that type of stuff really pisses me off. i know it sounds arrogant but whatever, i can spell/ write proper sentences (unless im posting on here in which case it can sometimes go to shit haha) so its annoying when i have to correct people's. unless they're foreign, which 90% of my class are. then and only then will i let it slide
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act.resist
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FUCKFUCKFUCK


part of my tooth just fell out because i didn't have health insurance when i needed my teeth cleaned. fuck bad teeth genes. i already am so paranoid about the cleanliness of my teeth. at least it was in the back where it can be unseen until tomorrow.
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act.resist
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it's a long story. basically i was taken off of my original health insurance plan because of reasons. needed my teeth cleaned, didnt get them cleaned. that fucked shit up, i have a ton of cavities because i have deep pits in my teeth (meaning it's hard for me to reach the spots that need to be cleaned) and don't get me wrong, i try to take really good care of my teeth. i was waiting for school to end so i could get to the dentist, but turns out that was too long.
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Batman.
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i mean if your teeth are literally disintegrating then theres nothing a dentist could really do besides cut it out surgically and replace it....... which is something he/she can still do....
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act.resist
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not sure if serious.....
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