I was on my way home from spring break today and since we had five people in a five seater car, my dog had to sit on the floor between the front passenger seat and the legs of the person in the back seat (65 pound black lab). He does this weird thing where he randomly growls and bares his teeth out the window when another car passes, and he can hear when another car is about to pass. So this creepy guy is staring into our car for about 5 minutes from about 5 feet behind our car in the next lane over. As he finally passes us and continues to stare, my dog wakes up from his nap on the floor and pops his head up to the window baring his teeth and stares down this guy. The guy looked like he almost shit his pants and swerved a little.
So this is the truck after a weeks worth of melting snow, road salt, dusty backroads, and various other shenanigans:
so it obviously needed a wash. So I go to the car wash and little kids are pointing and rich people are calling me a slob when all of a sudden as I am trying to find a spot to vacuum out the interior when this douchebag in a shiny BMW (definitely didn't need to be washed) screeched into the spot that I had been waiting for an old lady to slowly back out of for like 10 minutes. So I pass by the spot as the guy is walking behind his car to grab the vacuum and I stick it in neutral and rev the engine as loud as I can while he is next to the exhaust and he covers his ears with his hands like a five year old.
