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boozer
Posts: 521 - Karma: 35,623
Baby monkey riding on a pig, with a doughnut
Jul 12 2011 10:11PM
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Dan.
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Sorry Dylan, imma still let you have the other 4 spots, but Riff Raff is one of the greatest rappers of all time.
Mar 30 2013 1:14AM
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Chubz.
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Just be smart player!

Im taking a trip out to boston at the end of next month and im gonna ask my girl out there, gon be bombbb
Mar 30 2013 1:23AM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
Fllllyyyyyyaaaaaannnnn
Mar 30 2013 1:27AM
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NinetyFour
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Just had an unreal day of yard skiing. So much fun chucking shifties, finally hitting shit unatty, some good clean 2sevs out, and some mad gangst slides on this spine. I love you skiing. /shittyclaim
Mar 30 2013 1:33AM
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artfullydodged
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dingo69 sucks
Mar 30 2013 2:15AM
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Jane6
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I absolutely cannot stand when people repeat what theyre saying a billion times. Nagging is seriously my number one per peeve.
Mar 30 2013 4:47AM
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Jane6
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I also hate when people cant spell. Fml.
Mar 30 2013 4:48AM
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maximiliaan
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Mar 30 2013 6:28AM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
Last night after attracting and seducing many fit birds with my fatal allure at one of the hottest clubs in town I decided to go home early, called up one of my friends who promised to pick me up in his mothers Volvo C70.

I waited outside for the grey convertible after a small amount of time had passed I had completed three levels of Angry Birds and I saw a grey convertible arrive. Fueled by alcohol and other various substances which will not be named, I leaped into the car, said "Thanks for the ride bro" and chilled.

It took me several long seconds to realize...

...that this was not my friends car, he did not have a pink.beige leather interior and he almost certainly did not look like a big bearded man with leather jeans and a leather vest.

Well that was crazy awkward.
Mar 30 2013 6:48AM
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Rosbif
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Excellent usage of 'fit birds'.

You didn't really finish your story, were you raped?
Mar 30 2013 7:17AM
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FuckAllOfYou
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TAKE YOUR FUCKING PENICILLIN. I'm not angry i'm just being real - i took it and still got an infection. They had to reopen my gums, that sucked.

Also, if you have to flush out your holes (which I assume you'll start soon) it's really hard to find the holes at first. Granted I was 13 when I got mine out but still.
Mar 30 2013 7:54AM
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Filet-O-Fish
Posts: 866 - Karma: 4,038
my girlfriend
Mar 30 2013 8:01AM
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EmperorKuzco
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Wait you like her...so you don't want to bang her? Never heard someone say that to before. I guess just wait til Faithfully by Journey comes on at your prom and make your move
Mar 30 2013 8:28AM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
You don't have to keep me fallin like this but it'd sure be cool if you did.
Mar 30 2013 9:09AM
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Laurent.
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I made the fastest dismount physically possible.

As I tried to compose myself he yelled in the gayest of voices: "Call me!" whilst making a phone gesture with his hand.

Luckily nobody else saw that..I think, I hope.
Mar 30 2013 9:16AM
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GayWolf420
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It's gonna be a nice day. Currently I'm taking my daily morning duece (in the nude, of course.). Gonna go rub one out, wake n bake and go shred some slush park laps
Mar 30 2013 9:18AM
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CliffyByro
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don't be a dick, don't get stupidly drunk, be nice to her, make her night her best ever and don't be a dick.
Mar 30 2013 9:21AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
Devin, everybody knows it's all about "Don't Stop Believin" at prom.
Mar 30 2013 9:42AM
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GayWolf420
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Nah faithful literally melts the panties off her crotch.
Mar 30 2013 9:43AM
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applejuice.
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RAP GAME ALLEN iVERSON BECUZ NO MATTER WHAT i DO SOME PEOPLE GUNNA LiKE ME BUT THE MAJORiTY OF PEOPLE GUNNA HATE ME CUZ THEY DONT UNDERSTAND
Mar 30 2013 9:44AM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6196 - Karma: 2,302
Why am I so bad at texting females? I hate texting for a long time cause I always end up coming off as boring cause I don't like getting to know someone through the phone. Had a lunch date lined up, but she slept in too long and 45 mins before the date texted "hey I slept in, so no sushi for me, sorry" and a day later she has a bf. da fuk
Mar 30 2013 9:52AM
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Jane6
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Haha I'm the son my dad never had.
Mar 30 2013 9:56AM
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maximiliaan
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well i can tell you she didnt slept that night.....
Mar 30 2013 10:00AM
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theBearJew
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she was doing something else in her bed that may have made her tired though...
Mar 30 2013 10:03AM
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Jane6
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Haha you guys are so mean
Mar 30 2013 10:04AM
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*TURBONERD*
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Maybe it's New Hampshire. Never heard Faithfully at a dance, not even once.
Mar 30 2013 10:16AM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
Highway run into the midnight sun wheels go round and round you're on mahhh mind
Mar 30 2013 10:38AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
last day of skiing was yesterday :(
Mar 30 2013 11:18AM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
one of my favorites


Dont tell me about love
Love is an empty corner table in the restaurant nobody quite remembers
Somewhere between the shade of rocky cliffs and boundless oceans of beautiful waves
Love is a place nobody ever got out of in one piece
So who are you to call me incomplete

You've been writing with the wrong end of the pen
Wide eyed at the mixed signals it sends
But isn't life just eight billion sheets of paper and a desk covered in rust?
So tell me where does that leave us...

and who the fuck took all the ink?
Mar 30 2013 12:01PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
you shouldn't really be puking..... unless you're taking heavy painkillers on an empty stomach.


but i dunno what the hell they told you afterwards but they told me to clean out the holes 2 times a day minimum. you won't even need penicillin if you do that (i didn't take anything for infection prevention). they just gave me a little squirt-bottle thing to use and i cleaned the holes out realllly well very often.
Mar 30 2013 12:08PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
both are somewhat true just don't swallow as much then i guess?

i had gauze in my mouth for the first 2 days so i didn't swallow any... it just got absorbed by the gauze and then thrown out
Mar 30 2013 12:28PM
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whoa-dere
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My mom just fucked my shit up.
I had a guy coming over to pick up the snowboard I'm selling, and he's supposed to text me when he gets here because my room windows dont face to road. My mom called me for some bullshit reason and my phone had about 9cents left, so that took out all my balance. I just topped up and found out that the guy got here, texted and couldn't reach me so he left. Now I have to sell to him for 20 bucks less because I feel terrible for having him to wait there. Why couldn't he come come ring the doorbell
#prepaidlife
Mar 30 2013 12:42PM
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Dan.
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tears fall from the castles around his heart.
Mar 30 2013 3:43PM
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DILLINGER
Posts: 970 - Karma: 1,102
BACK TO CIVILIZATION AGAIN. INTERNET, MY DEAREST LOVER, OH HOW I MISSED YOU SO.
Mar 30 2013 4:10PM
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2_fadez
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RAP GAME ROMEO & JULiET COMBiNED iNTO ONE PERSON AND GiVEN ETERNAL VERSACE BLOOD TO FLOW THROUGH OUT AN AUTO CELL REPAiRiNG BODY
Mar 30 2013 5:10PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
Spent the past hour watching videos of FRIENDS on youtube, this is possibly the funniest scene of all time.


Mar 30 2013 6:52PM
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Mag
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I was really dissapointed with the ending given how it was without a doubt the best show of all time,

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I'm tempted to download all the episodes and just watch it every night for the next couple of weeks, but converting that onto my phone will take days.
Mar 30 2013 7:08PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
Just had to put the doggy down, she was 13, remarkable age for her breed, they usually barely go past 10. Knew it had to happen but still it's sad.

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Mar 30 2013 7:08PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
85$? that's insane, you can buy the box set for like 40, Also,
*cough* download here *cough*
Mar 30 2013 7:29PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
And that's sad Lawrence :(.
Mar 30 2013 7:29PM
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GayWolf420
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Rain forecasted for gaper day, gonna be wet and wild.
Mar 30 2013 7:42PM
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Mag
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Mar 30 2013 7:49PM
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Kakdeg
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I hate working on easter
Mar 30 2013 7:55PM
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Corin
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I think I've worked on my social anxiety enough to get promoted from doing dishes to waiting tables or chopping veggies or something.
Mar 30 2013 7:59PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
Varfor ar ni vakna?!? Ga och lagg er
Mar 30 2013 8:38PM
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whoa-dere
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Just went out for a nice run
Mar 30 2013 9:14PM
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Chubz.
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potato cannons are really fun.

launched so much stuff today:
Mar 30 2013 9:36PM
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ForeverYung
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What the fuck I cant stop coughing
Mar 30 2013 10:58PM
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NinetyFour
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I'd gladly take the person who could find the song name at 9:03 out for a classy date on the town complete with professional flutists and Sebastian Vettel Valet services. Other high end bullshit to or something...

Lemonade (SHINEFEST2012) from Jake Reilly on Vimeo.


Mar 30 2013 11:23PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
I have this sick, sick urge to rejoin Twitter. Someone restrain me.


Fuck my neck hurts.


I feel like I'm about to miss alot of the spring break fun with a 4-8 lifeguarding course all week
Mar 30 2013 11:24PM
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