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boozer
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Baby monkey riding on a pig, with a doughnut
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Spinoza
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My mom has a TL and it's really fun to drive. I want my dad to get the ZDX to match.

And they're not getting a landrover because they're way too expensive. My dads not a land rover type of dude anyways, They're kind of a prissy truck
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,311
It might be prissy but also capable, one of the few brands with actual off-road credentials right out of the box.


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CliffyByro
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prissy? wut...
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Mag
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That things like a fucking mountain goat.
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Spinoza
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where i live, and ill assume this is the case in a lot of places, Landrovers are not being used to 'rove land'. theyre being used to drive kids to soccer practice and make people better than their neighbors.


i personally think they look really sick, but they are girly. If i were rich i would not buy one unless i made it look super g-star.


compare these 3 trucks, the new Landrover, then my practical dream Jeep, then my if 'i were rich want this truck more than any other vehicle in the world' Mercedes

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Laurent.
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They are warranted in Amsterdam, we have these evil devices that only allow busses too pass, you need at least a Range Rover to cross it for that time-saving shortcut.

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..AR6rider..
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It's smooth but also incredibly steep. I'm impressed. Top Gear's episode where James had to drive "Cher" did it for me, those things are beast, no matter who design it.
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Laurent.
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Miss Beckham only picked colours and fabrics and she actually did a far better job then I expected with her special edition:

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..AR6rider..
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I'm in agree-ance with that. That was why I was so surprised in its performance on Top Gear. A SUV that was designed by Prissy McPrissPriss but could handle the elements.
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Laurent.
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Time for a gem from the 1970's French space disco genre:


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PJS.
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Shit, I mean if it can pick up crossdressers in Vegas what more can one ask?
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TACO-DOG.exe
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best day of skiing ever.
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Daph
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I SKIED LESS THAN 3 MONTHS AFTER A SHATTERED TIB/FIB FEMUR. I AM OVER THE MOON RIGHT NOW
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*ninja*
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danm
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FLBP
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Champ
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Spinoza
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On haven't skied in a month. Not counting work only about 15 days this year
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DrZoidberg
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Creek is doing ten dollar tickets for college kids, I feel like I have to go, even if it's a sunday and it's gonna be gaperfest.
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act.resist
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jeans, lots and lots of jeans on those days
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..AR6rider..
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I love bad bitches, not my fuckin problem. God I hate that song yet it's the only one played at party's....
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Randy_Quench
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last night of break. where the fack is the im drunk thread whn ya need it.
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sammy_
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just realized i basically know all the lyrics to flatbush zombies mixtape...
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NinetyFour
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Stoked to go ski tomorrow. Not even going to set any goals, just gonna show up and be a straight thug. I also hate it when I just can't seem to find any songs that will pump me up to add to my playlist...
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NinetyFour
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Is it just me or is Mary Padian from Storage Wars Texas a MAD cutie.

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Plus she welds and creates some pretty awesome hipster art.
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BlackieChan
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Where the hell is all my money going? I don't even go out.
Goddamn dummy.
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DrZoidberg
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I was considering wearing my super old school ski sweater, it's supposed to be like 40 something degrees. I don't think it's closing day though, although it seems like they don't even know. I just wanna go to gaper/closing day for once.
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whoa-dere
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i just came across this again, easily one of the best non pro edits on ns

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roddy116
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i fucking love this.
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terraclot
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"can you take me higher"

-Creed

I hope that song is stuck in your head now
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act.resist
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You can go suck a dick
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terraclot
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your response linked me to a nice set of pictures (your tumblr)
good stuff. thanks!
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act.resist
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Welcome :]
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Toasty.
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Got a chicas phone number today and having the first day monday... havent been on one in wayy to long. pretty stoked but gotta think of things to do
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HIT
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planning my upcoming homeless hithchiking-across-canada adventure, for this summer!

never thought id be excited for the ski season to end :o
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maximiliaan
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Lovely sunday morning, laying in bed listening to Jack penate. The only bad thing is that it had snowed last night buy i cant do anything with it
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Laurent.
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I have to play some hockey in an hour, I fear my cock will freeze off.
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maximiliaan
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im currently in zeeland, 1 inch of snow... how is it up there?
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Laurent.
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No snow, -1 degrees with 50mph winds. And i volunteered to play three matches.

I don't think I'll make it.
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bigwhite.steeze
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cocaine, big cliff drops, and australian girls...
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Jane6
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Mmmm I just woke up, have boatloads of studying to do, but....... ah there is nothing I value more than spending an entire sunday in bed. Inb4 I have low/no standards
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maximiliaan
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same here, 3 exams tomorrow... but fuck its so comfy, aderrall is kicking right now so im about to go apeshit on studying!

also:
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sammy_
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ughh i hate you... need to get it out of my head
and butterslut your tumblr is keeping me pretty occupied so thank you
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Rachy
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Why is it proving so difficult to find someone to get breakfast with. Its nearly 8. My hangover is about to start. I want biscuts and gravy sooo bad. Bout to put on my ski gear and go to the mountain to eat so i dont have to really be alone.
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FuckAllOfYou
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Your laments in this thread are... Sad
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PartyHon
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was going hard in a 24 hour ski race until i messed up my shoulder 12 hours into it. in 3rd at the time of dropping out. fuuuu. couldn't risk injuring it more since i have tennis and im a lefty
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.AR6rider.
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You are fucking retarded.
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Jane6
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I am so confused over the two of you.
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PJS.
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get a room you two
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roddy116
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im going to move to alaska
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Ekiz
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my butt smellls like pee an my man boobs are gay
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FunkySane
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Well thats weird.
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