Today I did 6 loads of laundry, took out trash and recycling, went grocery shopping, got my health insurance set up, had promiscuous relations, took care of some stuff at the post office, did all my dishes and am now in the process of completing 9 hours of work while drinking apricot iced tea and watching Drag Me to Hell, Evil Dead/2, and Army of Darkness.
I'm tired but I feel fucking fantastic.