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boozer
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Baby monkey riding on a pig, with a doughnut
Jul 12 2011 10:11PM
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Zimmerman
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My HS Hockey team won the state championship today. Hands down one of the happiest moments of my life. I've never cried tears of joy until today. I love my friends.

On another note, disturbing amounts of shitty beer were consumed by all.
Mar 10 2013 10:58PM
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Spinoza
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Congrats
Mar 10 2013 11:43PM
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whoa-dere
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on his vhs player, duh
Mar 10 2013 11:43PM
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whoa-dere
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LOL

Mar 11 2013 2:15AM
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Laurent.
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Uchi sucks the gay out of Liberace's anus.
Fuck Wendy van Dijk, she is one of the most annoying famous Dutch persons I know.

She has been doing that same act for fucking ages and I can't stand it.

You just ruined my morning by showing even the slightest glimpse of here.
Mar 11 2013 3:02AM
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Jane6
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hahaha speaking of that Ushi interview


my friends told me I remind them so much of Adele sometimes when I laugh... I love her to bits, but I was a little offended when I saw this



Mar 11 2013 4:30AM
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Mag
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It's alright, got an a in the prelim even though I didn't think I'd passed, so I'm not really sure how its getting on haha, guess I'm a bad judge of ability
Mar 11 2013 4:41AM
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Laurent.
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Oh god even her laugh annoys me. Adele is another person of my list of people that annoy me. Also she is fat, but I won't ever mention that near her fans because they will tear me to bits.
Mar 11 2013 4:45AM
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maximiliaan
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Couldnt say this better
Mar 11 2013 5:16AM
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FLBP
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Just lost every game of poker that I played tonight. I should have stopped a long time ago.
Mar 11 2013 5:22AM
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Corin
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My parents recently got a sled (Lynx Commander 600 e-tec), finally. I got around to trying it out a bit more thoroughly this weekend, and the thing is a beast. Love it. It's a bit big maybe, but still. Really want my own sled now. Lynx X-Trim 550 would do perfectly.
Mar 11 2013 9:04AM
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Laurent.
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Considering the fact that I'm stuck in a giant yellow worm somewhere in a field with nothing better to do I will elaborate and rant some more.

In the Netherlands we have a certain breed of people called BN'ers (Short for Bekende Nederlanders which means famous Dutchies) not a single soul on this rock drifting about in space knows how they got famous, considering they are all hopeless, talentless, unintelligent, ugly, incompetent and terribly boring but they are still famous.They are like a swarm of head lice only far more annoying.

Wendy van Dijk is the prototype BN'er, she can't sing, she can't present, she can't act, she can't even speak properly, her portrayal of a Japanese woman is the most offending and embarassing insult to Japanse culture since the beginning of time, and let's not even start on her fat black Surinam alter-ego. So despite having not a single merit whatsoever, she is still plastered all over prime-time tv. The reason for that is because she is slobbering the tiny cock of the big honcho of RTL (the largest public broadcasting corporation in the Netherlands) and carried his baby.

BN'ers are the worst kind of self-congratulory autofellating morons and there is no bloody way to avoid them.
Mar 11 2013 9:52AM
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Bateman
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I do not like these BN'ers one bit.

Lil Wayne seems like one of these. Just not.. dutch and all.
Mar 11 2013 10:01AM
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Huck_Norris
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Pretty much everything is awesome at the moment.  My life is far from perfect but goddam, I am in such a great place right now.  Feels good man. 
Mar 11 2013 10:03AM
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Laurent.
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Sacha Baron Cohen as Borat makes you laugh at the people he approaches. His role is a cover. But with Wendy and Ushi & Dushi the characters themselves are the main source of humor and are basically racial stereotypes from a hundred years or so ago. It's such a cheap form of humor that it's not even funny.

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The one on the left is her Surinam alter-ego.
Mar 11 2013 10:09AM
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Bateman
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... that's just sad.

I'm so proud of norwegian comedy. If it weren't all in norwegian i'd share.
Mar 11 2013 10:44AM
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Huck_Norris
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I figured that would be the funny part, no? 

Norwegian conversation and linguistics is endlessly hilarious to me.  I wish I spoke it, it sounds so fun. 

Mar 11 2013 11:08AM
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Laurent.
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My Norwegian is limited to: Jeg beklager, jeg snakker ikke norsk.

Also I just tried to draw Cara's eye:

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Mar 11 2013 11:09AM
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Mag
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Your eggs should be with you on Friday/sat, just sent.
Mar 11 2013 11:12AM
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act.resist
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Yay classes cancelled.
Mar 11 2013 11:14AM
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Spinoza
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What the hell kind of school is that, your classes are always cancelled!
Mar 11 2013 11:21AM
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maximiliaan
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just found out a teacher gave me an 6,5 instead a 5,5.... FUCK YEAH! FREE POINTS!!!
Mar 11 2013 11:27AM
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Huck_Norris
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South Harmon Institute of Technology. 

Has to be ;)

Mar 11 2013 11:31AM
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Spinoza
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I can't up-vote a post from mobile, will have to do it oldschool: "haha"
Mar 11 2013 11:53AM
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Randy_Quench
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Fuck my school for being practically the only one in the nation not on break this week. Now I cant see all my frans back home. hmmf.
Mar 11 2013 11:56AM
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act.resist
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Hahaha basically. @spinoza morning classes were cancelled because we got 2 feet of snow last night. This year has been the most days of school called off in the history of the school.
Mar 11 2013 12:35PM
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Huck_Norris
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Well shit, that is a fantastic day then haha

No class, 2 feet of fresh...  Yeah I'd say that's pretty much on the money.  I'd go there!  :)

Mar 11 2013 12:41PM
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DILLINGER
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I've been learning it for the past 6 months, it's such a smooth language to speak haha.
Mar 11 2013 12:46PM
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maximiliaan
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Mar 11 2013 12:56PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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I hate being sick so much.
Mar 11 2013 1:00PM
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DILLINGER
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Yayy Kakkmaddafakka just released a new song.


Mar 11 2013 1:01PM
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GayWolf420
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I'm on a REAL fucking short fuse today. I'm straight up on the verge of slapping people.
Mar 11 2013 1:03PM
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act.resist
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yeeea :] too bad i have class at 3
Mar 11 2013 1:07PM
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maximiliaan
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i fucking hate those people who share facebook statusses like this one:
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delen = winnen means share = win

the facebook page says its an limited edition pink macbook air.. well the first thing i can see is that it is an macbook pro...
already had it 5 times in my newsfeed
Mar 11 2013 1:19PM
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FBGM
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Maggots in my cereal, spiders in my shoes
Mar 11 2013 1:24PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Haha me too. So annoying.
Mar 11 2013 1:26PM
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Huck_Norris
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That Bear Grylls cereal is destined to be a flop.  I mean, who wants to use elk piss instead of milk anyways? 
Mar 11 2013 1:27PM
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DILLINGER
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Bear Grylls himself?

He probably knew it would be a total failure but went through with it anyways, just so he could hook himself up with a lifetime supply.
Mar 11 2013 1:33PM
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Huck_Norris
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How tall are you? 

Mar 11 2013 1:36PM
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FBGM
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I have no idea what you're talking about, I'm just afraid of maggots in my cereal. And spiders in my shoes.
Mar 11 2013 1:38PM
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Huck_Norris
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I was joking about the possibility of a Bear Grylls cereal that had bugs and shit in it, and moose piss instead of milk.  Maggots in the cereal made me think of an actual maggot cereal and Bear Grylls was the only famous person I culd think of that does that shit.   

I know, I'm weird.  Whatever lol... 

Mar 11 2013 1:43PM
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GayWolf420
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It's okay now. I'm in my painting class right now so it's peaceful Listening to some Elton John and painting.
Mar 11 2013 1:43PM
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Phil-X-
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5'11", now what are you wearing?
Mar 11 2013 1:44PM
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Huck_Norris
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A smile. 

Why? 

Mar 11 2013 1:45PM
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Phil-X-
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So I can virtually undress you, clearly this is your first time around the block
Mar 11 2013 1:46PM
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Huck_Norris
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So should I put clothes on?  How does this whole interwebz sexulizer thing work?  I'm 12 please teach me.   

Mar 11 2013 1:52PM
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FBGM
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Ohhhhh haha gotcha. It's cool I'm probably just as weird for being terribly afraid of maggots in my cereal. And spiders in my shoes...
Mar 11 2013 1:54PM
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act.resist
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im afraid of spiders being in my hair, because i used to find spiders living in my bike helmet all the time when i was little
Mar 11 2013 2:02PM
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2_fadez
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Im afraid of red minivans for this reason. Fuck em. Didnt like em anyway
Mar 11 2013 2:03PM
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Huck_Norris
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I actually put my foot in my shoe once and there wasn't a spider, but a big ass june bug beetle.  It just latched onto my toe but I felt it and freaked out, totally thought something was biting the shit out of my toe. 

Mar 11 2013 2:04PM
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