I just had an altercation with a policeman for going to the local baker's shop dressed in just my Burberry chocolate check bathrobe.
And of course he had to do his tedious questioning on the street, whilst my bread was freezing and a fairly unpleasant draft was creeping in from below. (How do the Scotish handle this?)
Everything considered I was probably the best dressed person out there. But not according to the policeman who whore a jacket 5 sizes too large and a hat four size too small. Luckily he let me off with a warning.
Robe in question.