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boozer
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Baby monkey riding on a pig, with a doughnut
14 years ago
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DILLINGER
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1. Is it really nice to have a pillow made of latex? All I can imagine is using a big condom as a pillowcase..

2. I'm super jealous, it usually takes me at least an hour of shutting my eyes and letting my thoughts wonder off before I fall asleep.
12 years ago
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fortyvalve
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i don't know what is wrong with me then. right when i got to utah i noticed pain that gets worse and worse as the day goes on in my right lower leg what feel like is in between my calve and the actual bone on the right side (from my perspective). I feel it a little when i walk but it hurts the most in boots an when i'm skiing specifically making turns using my right leg. Also can make it hurt realllly bad by trying to lift my ankle up in my ski boot when buckled. and if i sit with my right leg up resting on my left leg i can feel it really bad too. it's pretty hard to explain injuries so i apologize if i didn't convey it in the clearest way
12 years ago
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Bateman
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Well yeah, thats what i get when on the hill. You probably have membraneous innflammation in your shin.
12 years ago
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Heart
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a serbian film is a very disturbing movie
12 years ago
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Laurent.
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Just walked 2km to the shop with my 39,5 degree fever and walked the doggy that has became 13 today.

And now I'm completely dead.
12 years ago
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Huck_Norris
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Well it's not really like that.  They're just, well, like regular pillows and squishy like normal pillows except they never get bunched up orflat or lumpy like a normal pillow would and are always the perfect shape and squish level.  That and they don't seem to get my head as sweaty either.  They're amazing, I swear. 

I find that going to bed lit as fuck not only helps me sleep better and faster, it also keeps my shitty dreams at bay, which used to really mess with my ability to sleep.  NO MORE!    

12 years ago
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fortyvalve
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if you smoke before bed its proven you wont recall your dreams as easy, it's why people say it helps their nightmares when in reality you just can't remember them haha i do it too
12 years ago
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Bmo.
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holy shit. I kid you not, i would pay THOUSANDS to acquire this skill. it takes me between 1.5-2 hours to fall asleep once i get in bed. i literally dread bed time.
12 years ago
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Laurent.
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It's been proven that wanking off in bed makes you fall asleep in no time.

Research shows that during ejaculation, men release a cocktail of brain chemicals, including norepinephrine, serotonin, oxytocin, vasopressin, nitric oxide (NO), and thehormone prolactin. The release of prolactin is linked to the feeling of sexual satisfaction, and it also mediates the “recovery time” that men are well aware of—the time a guy must wait before “giving it another go.” Studies have also shown that men deficient in prolactin have faster recovery times.

Prolactin levels are naturally higher during sleep, and animals injected with the chemical become tired immediately. This suggests a strong link between prolactin and sleep, so it’s likely that the hormone’s release during orgasm causes men to feel sleepy.
12 years ago
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Huck_Norris
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Yeah but my sleep used to be so interrupted- I feel like if that were why I'd still wake up periodically, I just wouldn't remember why when I did. 

I guess I don't really care why or how haha- I like being lit, and it really helps me sleep awesome.  WIN/WIN. 

12 years ago
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fortyvalve
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haha you literally just described my every night sleep, periodically waking up but not knowing why. then i'll pass right back out
12 years ago
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act.resist
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i don't know what all of you people are discussing but stop
12 years ago
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2_fadez
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hereeee we go with the anxiety again.
12 years ago
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Bmo.
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hahaha im sure my room mate would appreciate that
12 years ago
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GayWolf420
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Why? It's a thing in life everything does. Something's wrong with you if you don't crank down weekly.
12 years ago
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Huck_Norris
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*every hour on the hour
12 years ago
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Laurent.
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Not everyone has your Ron Jeremy like libido.
12 years ago
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act.resist
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That's what we're talking about? Carry on then
12 years ago
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DILLINGER
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I can imagine it becoming a problem if ejaculating made you fall asleep in an instant though. *snaps fingers*
12 years ago
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GayWolf420
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Indeed we will. I just don't like it when people rag on jerking off like its the antichrist or some shit.
12 years ago
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act.resist
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Oh no I was just annoyed that people were discussing something in the post what's on your mind thread, I give zero fucks about masturbating
12 years ago
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FLBP
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Doubt it.
12 years ago
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.Tom.
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I'm gunna get off my face on md tonight and have a great fucking time. And my girlfriend is gunna make me feel guilty about it tomorrow. Fuck yeah.
12 years ago
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Bateman
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I actually also doubt this.
12 years ago
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act.resist
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Why?
12 years ago
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Bateman
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> I give zero fucks about masturbating

nobody does.
12 years ago
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Laurent.
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Not enough brow on this page.

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Bateman
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I thoroughly agree.

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12 years ago
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roddy116
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i can not ski with bent poles, i just dont see how people can do that. it pisses me off to no end when i see people ski with bent poles.
12 years ago
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Bateman
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quiet, mall cop.
12 years ago
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Randy_Quench
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if there is even the slightest bend in my pole it MUST be bashed off something to correct the problem.
12 years ago
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FuckAllOfYou
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laughed
12 years ago
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whoa-dere
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fuckfuckfukc i got my test back... and just had a chemistry test that i don't think i did too well on... im NOT enjoying life right now
12 years ago
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act.resist
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No that its being discussed
12 years ago
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2_fadez
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the last 3 pages of this thread sucked ass
12 years ago
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Bateman
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ehrm
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whoa-dere
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UGHHHHHHH i want one SOOOOOOOOOOOO much
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12 years ago
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snwbrdmilf
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My babysitter got fired for letting us do this.
12 years ago
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PJS.
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they didn't show the hour and a half it took to get it out lol
12 years ago
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I_Am_Mod
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fuckin bikethief! i hope your get into some sort of horrible accident with my bike!
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12 years ago
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Bateman
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I so wish you made that. Fuck bike thiefs. My bike was stolen last year.
12 years ago
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theBearJew
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what kind of car is that?
12 years ago
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theBearJew
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No I think its a lambo, just dont know which one.
12 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
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Definitely NOT a lambo. I think it's a audi or a volkswagen or a bugatti. But definitely not a lambo.
12 years ago
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I_Am_Mod
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pretty sure it's a lamborghini ...
http://www.autoguide.com/auto-news/tag/lamborghini-snow-crash
12 years ago
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CliffyByro
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its a lamborghini aventador
12 years ago
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Caspaaa
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holy shit am i sore.
12 years ago
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2_fadez
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and the doors raise up like praise the lord
12 years ago
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NinetyFour
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Lacerate the mans ballsack with a rusty tin can!
12 years ago
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GayWolf420
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My lips/nose literally feels like the Sahara. Acne meds blow.
12 years ago
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