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boozer
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Baby monkey riding on a pig, with a doughnut
Jul 12 2011 10:11PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
i just applied for a job at sea world...sweet


on the confirmation page this was the picture that they used to "thank" me for applying

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Feb 11 2013 9:57PM
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Caspaaa
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Feb 11 2013 9:57PM
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whoa-dere
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i wonder what he was looking at
Feb 11 2013 10:02PM
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act.resist
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well, he's in a library, so he's probably reading to children and over exaggerating an emotion towards one of the kids
Feb 11 2013 10:04PM
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whoa-dere
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who would have though of that.
Feb 11 2013 10:10PM
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act.resist
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holmes, sherlock holmes. at your service!
Feb 11 2013 10:12PM
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Rachy
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I'm about to go full fatty.

Going to one of my favorite eateries with a $150 dinner limit from my friends boss.

Think I'm getting Duck and a burger... and then desert too cause I can. I'm going to be eating left overs all day tomorrow. Glorious.


Feb 11 2013 10:28PM
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snwbrdmilf
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I love doing this. Its honestly one of my favorite hobbies. Sad, but glorious hahaha.
Feb 11 2013 10:31PM
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mmallender.
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aaaaaaaand the biggest babe/crush of a pro surfer is in the 2013 SI swimsuit issue... awesome

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2013_swimsuit/athletes/alana-blanchard/13_alana-blanchard_1.html
Feb 11 2013 11:05PM
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NinetyFour
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Aha this post, and the one before it go together so whale. Are you guys going to sea each other at your jobs?



Feb 11 2013 11:55PM
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applejuice.
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Yeah she's my trainer. Going to focus on being a fit role model.
Feb 11 2013 11:59PM
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act.resist
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yup, ima ride yo killer whale ass all day long.
Feb 12 2013 12:03AM
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whoa-dere
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aha. i appreciate puns
Feb 12 2013 12:09AM
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NinetyFour
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Just made sealand worth it.
Feb 12 2013 12:17AM
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casual
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It's 100% what a thought at a glance. Context clues

Maybe you're being sarcastic though.
Feb 12 2013 12:53AM
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Jane6
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Why do I suck at getting up in the morning? Early mornings and I.... never gonna happen
Feb 12 2013 6:18AM
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BmoChop
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i missed four days of school and couldnt find the motivation to do any homework/get updated on my classes. oops.
Feb 12 2013 6:40AM
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coolflash8
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fucking hate tthat
Feb 12 2013 9:46AM
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coolflash8
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watching a movie on a couch at school and i drop a mint chip malt ball and i didnt notice and it melted and got all over my pants and shirt. FUCK.
Feb 12 2013 9:47AM
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Darth.Maul
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I stayed up later than usual getting a paper done and now i have to try and stay awake during this 8am chem lecture...
Feb 12 2013 9:52AM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
New at my local artesian bagel joint:

(Paddo is Dutch voor Magic mushroom)

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Feb 12 2013 11:35AM
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coolflash8
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Clogged the teachers bathroom toilet again. I am a herculean shitter
Feb 12 2013 12:43PM
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whoa-dere
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YES
Feb 12 2013 12:45PM
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Spinoza
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trying to decide whether minutes 14-18 of En Route Hokkaido is literally the sickest thing ever


Feb 12 2013 1:51PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
all the feels
Feb 12 2013 2:47PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I wanna play shows again. Maybe I can do that this summer that'd be cool.
Feb 12 2013 4:59PM
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Spinoza
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report that slut to the principle, thats bullshit

unless you did something bad to deserve it
Feb 12 2013 5:02PM
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act.resist
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you seem like the type of kid who relentlessly abuses teachers and doesnt do work. but that's just my speculation
Feb 12 2013 5:08PM
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.AR6rider.
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When teachers say shit like this, it's usually for good reason.
Feb 12 2013 5:11PM
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Spinoza
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^ I'll find this page in 10 years and see where you are on that journey.
Pg 149
Feb 12 2013 5:59PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
Why are all the guys I'm attracted to fucking whack jobs?
Feb 12 2013 5:59PM
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Aidan-G
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Feb 12 2013 6:01PM
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Aidan-G
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People are stupid and I hate them
Feb 12 2013 6:02PM
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Jane6
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One of them definitely works according to the hot/crazy scale. the other one does not have the looks to back up his craziness, hes probably a solid 7 according to most girls.
Feb 12 2013 6:05PM
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Aidan-G
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Is he super hot and super crazy or average and average?
Feb 12 2013 6:06PM
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Jane6
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He is super duper hot but could hands down be the most socially awkward person Ive ever met. Asdfghjkl I'm gonna die alone.
Feb 12 2013 6:10PM
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Aidan-G
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Well if it's just social awkwardness go for it. That's a fixable problem
Feb 12 2013 6:12PM
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Laurent.
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Meh, social awkward isn't really crazy, I once had a one-nightstand with a super hot girl on the last night of my holiday. I went back home the next day. Two days later she stood on my doorstep. She travelled 1100km. Now that is crazy.
Feb 12 2013 6:16PM
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Spinoza
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Sounds just like me..


...minus the social awkwardness
Feb 12 2013 6:17PM
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Jane6
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Well maybe not, but this frustration is driving ME insane. Or, more insane than I already am. And hahahah wow, yes that is pretty fucked up, but considering how you have been describing yourself on here (and with that random eye of yours, total babe magnet) I cant really say I'm surprised ;)
Feb 12 2013 6:27PM
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Laurent.
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She only knew my first name. I must applaud her Sherlock ability. At the same time it's scary.
We banged again do.

Not really a babe magnet, I'm actually too shy and nice in real life. And nobody can see my wacky multi colour eyes, my pupils are always dilated so everyone always thinks I'm on drugs :(
Feb 12 2013 6:33PM
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whoa-dere
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i want to see a picture of you, im intrigued babe

also, I LOVE SPICY FOOD.
i can't say that i'm looking forward to the next poop tho.
Feb 12 2013 7:09PM
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coolflash8
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make a move on the awkward kid cause he'll like it and then not be so "xrazy"!
Feb 12 2013 7:13PM
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Laurent.
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You can't handle my fatal allure.
Feb 12 2013 7:15PM
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whoa-dere
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try me
Feb 12 2013 7:21PM
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act.resist
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me right now
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Feb 12 2013 7:30PM
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Aidan-G
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Is that stress or loud noises?
Feb 12 2013 7:31PM
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.Hugo.
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orgasm
Feb 12 2013 7:33PM
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act.resist
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freakin out maaaaan
Feb 12 2013 7:35PM
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Aidan-G
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Pork Hay? (por que?)
Feb 12 2013 7:36PM
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