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boozer
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Baby monkey riding on a pig, with a doughnut
Jul 12 2011 10:11PM
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doublecup
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crotchventThat's cool that your dog had a T-rex costume.


Have another beer u drunk
Apr 10 2017 5:47PM
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crotchvent
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doublecupHave another beer u drunk

It's 4 pm on a Monday I'm good.
Apr 10 2017 5:48PM
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doublecup
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crotchventIt's 4 pm on a Monday I'm good.


I bet. You need to lay off the liquor bcuz u ain't making sense.
Apr 10 2017 5:54PM
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crotchvent
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doublecupI bet. You need to lay off the liquor bcuz u ain't making sense.

So does that mean you are immortal or have a time machine?
Apr 10 2017 5:55PM
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doublecup
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crotchventSo does that mean you are immortal or have a time machine?


Yes! I don't speak in fiction. I used my dick as a club and hit a T-Rex right in the face. The T-Rex fell to the ground, and then I walked over and started hammering the T-Rex in its head until blood started rushing out of its mouth. After that I t-bagged the T-Rex and rubbed my nuts all over its face.
Apr 10 2017 6:01PM
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crotchvent
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doublecupYes! I don't speak in fiction. I used my dick as a club and hit a T-Rex right in the face. The T-Rex fell to the ground, and then I walked over and started hammering the T-Rex in its head until blood started rushing out of its mouth. After that I t-bagged the T-Rex and rubbed my nuts all over its face.


Ok but how did you meet a dinosaur to do this to?
Apr 10 2017 6:02PM
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doublecup
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crotchventOk but how did you meet a dinosaur to do this to?


This was during the Mesozoic period
Apr 10 2017 6:06PM
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crotchvent
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doublecupThis was during the Mesozoic period

But how where you there?
Apr 10 2017 6:06PM
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doublecup
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crotchventBut how where you there?


Grab another beer. You are a drunk and I don't have explain jack shit to you.
Apr 10 2017 6:16PM
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GayWolf420
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crotchventIt's 4 pm on a Monday I'm good.


Hasnt stopped me lol
Apr 10 2017 7:28PM
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crotchvent
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DeebieSkeebiesHasnt stopped me lol


Was also about to take a test
Apr 10 2017 7:30PM
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JAHpow
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milk_man

Snapchat has an Ian Compton filter. Sick


I have absolutely hated that filter until this post brought me to the realization.

In other news, I got an interview at a place and industry I've hoped to get into for thursday. Woot!
Apr 10 2017 9:06PM
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GayWolf420
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Ladyfriend wants to do eastery brunch stuff sunday but its FRANK and i wanna get drunk and do drugs at alta. Hmmmmmmmm
Apr 10 2017 9:21PM
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ModMommy
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DeebieSkeebiesLadyfriend wants to do eastery brunch stuff sunday but its FRANK and i wanna get drunk and do drugs at alta. Hmmmmmmmm


OMG OMG OMG
Apr 10 2017 9:38PM
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GayWolf420
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safarisamOMG OMG OMG


seeing as im in serious debt to her currently, my hearts leaning more towards easter stuff with her.
Apr 10 2017 9:58PM
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ModMommy
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DeebieSkeebiesseeing as im in serious debt to her currently, my hearts leaning more towards easter stuff with her.


you can have mimosas at brunch
Apr 10 2017 10:11PM
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GayWolf420
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safarisamyou can have mimosas at brunch


I might just big lebowski it and go with some white Russians tbh. There are catholic Russians too, right?
Apr 10 2017 10:16PM
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killabees
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safarisamyou can have mimosas at brunch


and mushrooms
Apr 10 2017 11:15PM
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-skian-
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DeebieSkeebiesi wanna get drunk and do drugs at alta.


safarisamyou can have mimosas at brunch


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E45fogGN_Y8
Sound about right?
Apr 10 2017 11:25PM
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No.Quarter
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the fucker who was doing morning delivery at my work quit so my boss convinced me that if I picked up the 5:30am shift I would be done at 7:30 in time for my 8:00 class. I wasn't. I also had a test this morning. Fuck this
Apr 11 2017 12:34PM
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GayWolf420
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Electric Wizard is so fucking great omg
Apr 11 2017 1:41PM
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CaptainObvious.
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I was super stoked about this whole idea of starting a podcast where I could discuss and laugh about the stupid and funny shit that happens in the modern office workplace. People could write in their own stories, topics, etc. But then I thought about it and even if I did it anonymously and didn't mention the company I work for, they could probably fire me if they found out about it and didn't like it.

Well shit.
Apr 11 2017 3:19PM
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Titus69
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Not to hyped to be leaving Utah, hopefully the next time I'm here it'll be because I live here.
Apr 11 2017 6:00PM
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.FRY.
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Anyone know any songs that are similar to Layla by Eric Clapton? Been listening to this song a lot lately.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0WUdlaLWSVM
Apr 12 2017 2:05PM
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DayMan
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.FryAnyone know any songs that are similar to Layla by Eric Clapton? Been listening to this song a lot lately.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0WUdlaLWSVM


This one is pretty similar

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/865712/Layla---Derek-and-the-Dominos
Apr 12 2017 3:09PM
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Erikaaa
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have a phone interview in a few hours for a summer ski job im super stoked for and i couldn't be any more nervous right now.
Apr 13 2017 9:01AM
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JAHpow
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Erikaaahave a phone interview in a few hours for a summer ski job im super stoked for and i couldn't be any more nervous right now.


Good luck! I have an interview at 1pm today for a full time photographer/videographer job for a tourism bureau. Stoked as well!
Apr 13 2017 9:19AM
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Erikaaa
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JAHpowGood luck! I have an interview at 1pm today for a full time photographer/videographer job for a tourism bureau. Stoked as well!


goodluck to you too!!
Apr 13 2017 11:39AM
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Mingg
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Erikaaahave a phone interview in a few hours for a summer ski job im super stoked for and i couldn't be any more nervous right now.


HOW DID IT GO?!?!?!?!
Apr 13 2017 1:05PM
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.MASSHOLE.
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Apparently we just dropped one of these bad boys in Afghanistan.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/865813/MOAB---Mother-of-All-Bombs-GBU-43-B
Apr 13 2017 1:17PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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.MASSHOLE.Apparently we just dropped one of these bad boys in Afghanistan.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/865813/MOAB---Mother-of-All-Bombs-GBU-43-B


Get her done
Apr 13 2017 2:14PM
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crotchvent
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What the hell?
Apr 13 2017 2:56PM
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doublecup
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crotchvent


What the hell?


buy a fucking iphone u drunk
Apr 13 2017 2:58PM
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crotchvent
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doublecupbuy a fucking iphone u drunk

How about I don't want a fucking iphone.
Apr 13 2017 2:59PM
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doublecup
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crotchventHow about I don't want a fucking iphone.


bcuz u blow all ur money on beer. u are a filthy drunk.
Apr 13 2017 3:03PM
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crotchvent
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doublecupbcuz u blow all ur money on beer. u are a filthy drunk.

You did realize most phones in the same category are about the same price right?
Apr 13 2017 3:04PM
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doublecup
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crotchventYou did realize most phones in the same category are about the same price right?


brutha denial is a large part of alcoholism. check urself in my friend. u need to get sober
Apr 13 2017 3:09PM
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profa_212
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Keep squaw true posted me eating shit....woooooo
Apr 13 2017 8:19PM
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Chewy.
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Sold my downhill bike and I'm pretty bummed.
Apr 13 2017 8:31PM
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milk_man
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http://www.businessinsider.com/united-airlines-pilots-letter-2017-4?utm_content=buffereed72&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer-bi

If you want the straight scoop on the whole United Airlines deal read this.. There's a lot of details that the media did not really dwell on that should have been mentioned
Apr 13 2017 9:07PM
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DayMan
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Profahoben_212Keep squaw true posted me eating shit....woooooo


You get extra gnar points for that
Apr 13 2017 9:10PM
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GayWolf420
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milk_manhttp://www.businessinsider.com/united-airlines-pilots-letter-2017-4?utm_content=buffereed72&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer-bi

If you want the straight scoop on the whole United Airlines deal read this.. There's a lot of details that the media did not really dwell on that should have been mentioned


Love how theres more outrage over this then the shooting in an elementary school.
Apr 13 2017 9:39PM
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Daph
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New star wars trailer makes me wish it was December already holy fuck
Apr 14 2017 12:54PM
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Campeador
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.MASSHOLE.Apparently we just dropped one of these bad boys in Afghanistan.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/865813/MOAB---Mother-of-All-Bombs-GBU-43-B



M - Muslims
O - Overestimated
A - Allah's
B - Blessings
Apr 14 2017 1:18PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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DaphNew star wars trailer makes me wish it was December already holy fuck


Patience young padawan.
Apr 14 2017 1:18PM
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JAHpow
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I just got a job I really wanted!!! I interviewed yesterday and they said they would be calling people for a second interview today. Got the call expecting the second interview, instead they offered me the position! Stoked!!
Apr 14 2017 1:21PM
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daannnnieel
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JAHpowI just got a job I really wanted!!! I interviewed yesterday and they said they would be calling people for a second interview today. Got the call expecting the second interview, instead they offered me the position! Stoked!!


that's always good news! congrats man. What kinda job did you land?
Apr 14 2017 2:44PM
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.MASSHOLE.
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DaphNew star wars trailer makes me wish it was December already holy fuck


God damn does it make me excited.

There are some good movies coming out in the next 7 months.

Guardians of the Galaxy 2

Thor: Ragnarok

Dunkirk

Star Wars

I can't fucking wait.
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