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boozer
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Baby monkey riding on a pig, with a doughnut
Jul 12 2011 10:11PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Relief. The metal part was slightly bent, tweezers ftw.
Feb 7 2013 9:26PM
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roddy116
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my sister is going to hook me up on a blind date with one of her friends, well fuck.
Feb 7 2013 11:07PM
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alexat955
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Is that even a word? Apologies cause I'm drunk don't mean to be rude
Feb 8 2013 12:07AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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my current feel

Feb 8 2013 12:10AM
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NinetyFour
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So I've seen this pic shared on my FB wall a few times...

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Basically it's an anti-rape device that barbs itself onto a male rapist's dick when he try's to rape a female vaginally. Sounds great in theory and all, but...


...could a guy not just slip his fingers inside of the woman's vagina, grab the thing, and pull it out? Or insert something 'sacrificial' into it to remove it. And since we're dealing with rapists, one dumb enough to get this thing hooked on his Johnson would probably go ape and end up killing the rape victim. Just doesnt seem like the BEST solution to prevent rape in my opinion.
Feb 8 2013 12:56AM
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act.resist
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this is interesting.


I believe that for one, if the rapist is just a rapist in the general term hes just gonna freak out and run around trying to get it off. two the woman would at least have a chance to get away while the guy is incapacitated by the pain. three i feel like its harder to get out than just slipping your finger in.

but that's all just theory. i have no clue
Feb 8 2013 1:01AM
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NinetyFour
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Solid points^ you'd have to have a victim secured down like reaaaallly good to get the thing out I guess. And If I had that thing on my dick, I would most definatley be freaking the fuck out.

So I guess that would force rapists to use a banana or carrot or something (damnit idk...) to check for one of these first. Weird shit.

We'll never really know until these 'hit the market' if they ever do I guess.
Feb 8 2013 1:07AM
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PJS.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Air_Force_Pararescue

'Tis indeed.
Feb 8 2013 1:08AM
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act.resist
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but like, I bet it would be really uncomfortable to wear. seeing that its a piece of plastic shoved in your urethra. And when would you wear it? all the time? only when you dont want to have sex? would you take it out right before having sex?
Feb 8 2013 1:12AM
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NinetyFour
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Would be a sick job. In Canada they're called SAR-Techs and they train locally out of a C-130 Herc all the time. Super cool to watch them dropping packages, wind drift indicators, and guys. Must be a miserable job in the winter though.
Feb 8 2013 1:12AM
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act.resist
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was she in girl with the dragon tattoo? because she wasnt very attractive in that
Feb 8 2013 1:22AM
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act.resist
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she looks so much different
Feb 8 2013 1:27AM
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BeefiestExpert
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I am craving strawberry smoothies sooooo bad.
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Feb 8 2013 1:34AM
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PJS.
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Strawberry smoothies are fucking amazing you communist.
Feb 8 2013 1:37AM
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BeefiestExpert
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Yeah you herpe infested queef stain.
Feb 8 2013 1:40AM
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cbj
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Hey man don't talk shit about Beanie Babies, they are the shit
Feb 8 2013 2:02AM
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Spinoza
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WHAT THE FUGGG
There's TOO MUCH snow to go skiing? What the fuck what kind of skier am I.
It will be at least a 2 hours drive with at least 15 more centimeters coming (5inches).
I would be driving either a Pontiac Subfire with all season tires or an Acura TL with winter tires.
Is that unreasonable? My little skier angel and devil are fighting on my shoulders
Feb 8 2013 7:17AM
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act.resist
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Lol Ontario
Feb 8 2013 8:06AM
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Spinoza
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?
Feb 8 2013 8:11AM
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act.resist
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Ppl not bein prepared
Feb 8 2013 8:14AM
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ONTerriible
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More like "Lol Torontonians"
Feb 8 2013 8:14AM
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Spinoza
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How is this not being prepared? I just can't drive though this snow
Feb 8 2013 8:17AM
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act.resist
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Cuz of your car
Feb 8 2013 8:18AM
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ONTerriible
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Why? Because you're 12 and don't have a license? Only shitty city drivers can't drive in the snow.
Feb 8 2013 8:18AM
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*N_Wist*
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yup we live in Canada we get snow, all wheel drive manual transmission with snow tires best combo shit goes through anything
Feb 8 2013 8:22AM
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Spinoza
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23 and can drive in the snow, but not 2+ hours to collingwood with all season tires. There's already 10cm here and you know it's not stopping.
And seriously dude, everyone who lives in Ontario but doesn't live in Toronto is pretty much wasting their lives, what do you guys even do at night? Read?
Feb 8 2013 8:24AM
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5 minutes late to my 8am to see an email at 8:02 that it was canceled.
Feb 8 2013 8:34AM
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act.resist
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Same!
Feb 8 2013 8:37AM
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ONTerriible
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Haha. I'm just being a sarcastic asshole dude. The roads today suck, which is why I'm staying in today, I cant go anywhere in my FWD Mazda. In regards to me wasting my life. It just so happens that I don't like the big city, I prefer lakes rivers and forests as opposed to asphalt, concrete and steel. To each his own.
Feb 8 2013 8:38AM
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2_fadez
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Our school's ski club was supposed to go to Stowe this weekend, and our school's snowboard club was supposed to go to Whiteface. Both trips had been planned for months

Both trips were cancelled. FUCKING FACEPALM BRO
Feb 8 2013 9:14AM
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maximiliaan
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stoked for a trip to the alps tomorrow!
Feb 8 2013 9:21AM
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act.resist
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I wish I could unfriend this girl who keeps posting pictures on pictures of "teen swag" posts because her boyfriend broke up with her and "omg I'm gonna die without you, you're the light of my life, please take me back" seriously, grow up and start realizing your probably the clingest person on the planet and by you posting all of this on Facebook it makes you look like an idiot and scare youre just gonna guys off /rant
Feb 8 2013 12:00PM
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.Hugo.
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Just unfriend her... pretty simple
Feb 8 2013 12:02PM
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act.resist
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I cant
Feb 8 2013 12:04PM
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.Hugo.
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Why not? If nothing else block her so you can't see her posts
Feb 8 2013 12:05PM
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whoa-dere
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Y not
Feb 8 2013 12:06PM
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act.resist
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If I unfriended her she would take offence to it, I didn't know you could block people's posts. How?
Feb 8 2013 12:09PM
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.AR6rider.
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Then just unsubscribe to her posts. You'll still be friends, but you'll never see a single thing she posts in your news feed.
Feb 8 2013 12:09PM
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.Hugo.
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If you unfriend them it doesn't tell them you did...

But you go to their profile and click on the button that says friends I believe.
Feb 8 2013 12:19PM
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Caspaaa
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yeah seriously... it's facebook. if she's gonna take offense to that then it just puts her even lower. besides, she doesn't sound like someone you care about so who the fuck cares if she's mad at you haha


every year or so i go through my friends list and delete everyone i don't know or have never met or have never talked to. usually drops my number of facebook friends down about 100-200 friends everytime.
Feb 8 2013 12:24PM
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act.resist
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I know but one day shed realize it and be like whhhhat.


except i decided to not give any fucks and just unfriended her. i dont even care whateva
Feb 8 2013 12:33PM
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.Hugo.
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If they noticed one person deleting them, that's pretty sad.

I delete people all the time. One kid noticed within 20 minutes and asked why. I told him to get a life haha
Feb 8 2013 12:41PM
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act.resist
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Yea, she's dumb as a rock so she probably won't even remember that we were friends in the first place.
Feb 8 2013 12:48PM
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2_fadez
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Trouble mostly
Feb 8 2013 1:32PM
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Caspaaa
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so much now hittable urban on my campus but it's right in the center of everything and we'd get busted ASAP
Feb 8 2013 4:36PM
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Randy_Quench
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cant wait to go out later and shred campus
Feb 8 2013 6:02PM
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RimJobber
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And theres no snow on my campus right now
Feb 8 2013 6:03PM
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act.resist
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i dont want to have a life, i just want to sleep.
Feb 8 2013 6:11PM
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Caspaaa
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so lucky dude.

theres a sick flat rail along the edge of like a 10 foot drop, a flat-down rail, a dfdfd, a mellow fdf, and a couple smaller down rails too...


the dfdfd is potentially hittable
Feb 8 2013 6:52PM
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ForeverYung
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So stoked for tomorrow
Feb 8 2013 9:49PM
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