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boozer
Posts: 521 - Karma: 35,623
Baby monkey riding on a pig, with a doughnut
Jul 12 2011 10:11PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
I foresee some legal complications should ol' Sammy boy up there try to find some of this sweet action.
Jan 24 2013 5:44PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
What are they gonna do? Arrest me? Those cops don't even lift, bro. I'll lay a hefty smackdown, fuck both of those lesbians until they turn straight, and then ride off into the sunset on a motorcycle shaped like my biceps.
Jan 24 2013 5:50PM
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GNARwalls
Posts: 1287 - Karma: 528
would it be strange to put cheese wiz on my nipple?
Jan 24 2013 5:53PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Only if you don't let a homeless man with a beard lick it off.
Jan 24 2013 5:56PM
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Randy_Quench
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Some old man at walmart today smiled at me, so being the good person I am I smiled back. Then as we passed carts he said "you're a cute little boy!... A cute little boy!.. You are a cute little boy." I forgot whatever I needed in that aisle and got the fuck outa there.
Im almost 20 years old.
Jan 24 2013 7:22PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Badass(es) of the Week.

Fought in WWII with a fucking broadsword and was the only British soldier to have a confirmed kill with a motherfucking longbow.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill#Second_World_War

and this crazy Scottish bastard fucking landed in Normandy while playing HIS GODDAMN BAGPIPES

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/20/world/europe/20millin.html?_r=0

Jan 24 2013 7:24PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
My Current Life Agenda (in no particular order)

1. Ski more often/every possibility that I can
2. Win over a certain girl
3. Sell all this ski gear I never use
4. Make bank this summer at work
5. Be happy
6. Make each of my close friends happy in any way, at least once every day
Jan 24 2013 7:32PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
hahahahahahah
Jan 24 2013 7:54PM
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Spinoza
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@ the current alias of the member formerly known as flying squirrel:

What was that cool way of creating time travel? Where you like make some decision today and that's all you have to do.


Anyone else can answer too, Thanks.
Jan 24 2013 8:21PM
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mmallender.
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if you do not go to the gym, you will not be able to lay your hefty smackdown, resulting in jail, and not sticking it in some hot lesbians.

so according to logic, gym = staying out of jail, and fucking hot lesbians

go to the gym
Jan 24 2013 8:43PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
Catch Me If You Can is a great fucking movie.
Jan 24 2013 9:04PM
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clive_bixby
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That first guy is so rad. A fucking longbow.
Jan 24 2013 9:17PM
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*N_Wist*
Posts: 422 - Karma: 79
1. Trying to find a car thats not going to kill me in insurance and will be able to handle Canadian winter
2. Getting this girl that I've been working on for a while
3. getting through these damn exams
Jan 24 2013 9:46PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
WHAAAALES
Jan 24 2013 9:55PM
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roddy116
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in the past week chipoltle has been half if not more of my diet.
Jan 24 2013 10:00PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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Temps have been in the negatives all week, keeps me from doing anything fun outside which makes me sad :(
Jan 24 2013 10:00PM
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E__
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Only thing stopping my from a weekend of skiing is this mapping assignment. Time to buckle down.
Jan 24 2013 10:04PM
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Alex.W
Posts: 528 - Karma: 22
Brought up the "We need to talk" with my girl.

It does seem a bit premature, but I feel like it has to happen because I have not been feeling to well about it lately.

I texted her that I felt like I knew everything that will be said tomorrow. I just need to hear it. Oddly enough, she replied with 2 texts; "WTF?" and "Well I was wondering the same." So it seems like we're on the same page. However, subject matter of what we both want to say could be different.
Jan 24 2013 10:10PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Same here :( cabin fever sux
Jan 24 2013 10:14PM
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BeefiestExpert
Posts: 2804 - Karma: 3,277
Knicks keep playing good defense they will have it in the bag.
Jan 24 2013 10:19PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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Yes it does! I found this sweet beach trail on google maps and theres an abandon light house with a garage and cant wait to investigate.
Jan 24 2013 10:20PM
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act.resist
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Dude! That sounds awesome, I want to go exploring now.
Jan 24 2013 10:21PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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Exploring is so awesome! Time well spent, especially sharing it with friends.
Jan 24 2013 10:27PM
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ForeverYung
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I need to pee, but really don't want to get out of bed right now
Jan 24 2013 10:56PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
I need a cigarette but I lost my ID. I also need to fly home on Saturday morning but I lost my ID. -_________-
Jan 25 2013 12:31AM
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Spinoza
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Need to page this.
Jan 25 2013 1:14AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
pussy money weed, thats all a nigga need.
Jan 25 2013 9:51AM
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CliffyByro
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my face hurts. last night definitely got out of hand haha
Jan 25 2013 9:51AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Dude three is legit secret tunnels under my school that go to various buildings, like its been documented and shit. My goal this semester is to physically enter one, since I have already found their locations and how to access them.
Jan 25 2013 9:54AM
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beezey
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It would be cool if it was that easy
Jan 25 2013 10:38AM
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Caspaaa
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boutta craft myself a sick motherfucking plate on the wheel
Jan 25 2013 10:56AM
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Cotter
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I aced my french exam but now im not so sure about my history exam, its on monday and I barely learnt anything
Jan 25 2013 11:18AM
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Randy_Quench
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tell me more about how you know how to access them.
Jan 25 2013 11:48AM
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BmoChop
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I just fucked a Spanish writing assessment in the mouth. Also shabazz palaces is too Damn good
Jan 25 2013 11:49AM
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Toasty.
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Really not diggin what I'm wearing today. Feel like I'm clashing colors badly
Jan 25 2013 1:41PM
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Randy_Quench
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COFFFFEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Jan 25 2013 1:44PM
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roddy116
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i wanna go ski but my back hurts a lot.
Jan 25 2013 1:55PM
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.AR6rider.
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Pussy.
Jan 25 2013 2:11PM
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FBGM
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Yeah that's what I decided haha it's been two days, I might as well!
Jan 25 2013 2:12PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Just watched a pretty damn interesting clip on the sandy hook shootings. Now Im incredibly anti-conspiracy but some of this shit is just too weird to ignore. Video for reference:


Jan 25 2013 2:39PM
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mmallender.
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one million fuel points..... awwwww yeah!
Jan 25 2013 2:48PM
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FBGM
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Ummmm I've been smoking for three years and I currently smoke a pack a day, it's definitely a real physical addiction. But yeah, I think it's about time to quit. I've been chewing nicotine gum pretty inconsistently but it seems to help.
Jan 25 2013 2:50PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152

two thoughts:

1.) NSG-- now the place to find a douchebag elitist on any topic

2.) kids should be taught organization more growing up and in school

Jan 25 2013 2:55PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
Yeah I think it's different for everyone but I definitely feel the dependency. I have to quit though it's really stupid, especially since I have Diabetes. Fuck it.
Jan 25 2013 3:04PM
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NinetyFour
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Love it when customers have attractive and very personable daughters. Also it's a full moon and accompanying it was an absolute shitstorm of events at work today. I live and die by the ways of the full moon. Crazy what an object in the sky can do.
Jan 25 2013 8:04PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
Misty 4 out here I come
Jan 25 2013 8:14PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
My roommate uses his old spice spray way to much and sprays a ton. Its either going in the trash or into hiding.
Jan 25 2013 8:25PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,343
tell him this isnt middle school anymore and to either get some real deodorant or buy some cologne.
Jan 25 2013 8:27PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
@Pink Names / gay guys,,

If you were about to get with a dude, but then found out he was wearing long johns, would you stop?
Jan 25 2013 8:28PM
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applejuice.
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...wut?
Jan 25 2013 8:37PM
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