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Life tip: Wipping cream.

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ESAND
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Use an electric mixer.

But if your dumb and decide to do it by hand: 1. Stand the whisk up in the bowl 2. roll back and forth between your palms. 3. profit

total lightbulb moment.
Jul 12 2011 8:36PM
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introvert
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baked.
Jul 12 2011 8:38PM
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tripnip
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Jul 12 2011 8:39PM
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*simba*
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Where I live in Pennsylvania, the nearest store is 2 hours away, so we make a lot of stuff on our farm and one thing I've learned how to do is make that and butter in a jar.
Step 1: Place heavy cream in jar.
Step 2: Place other shit in jar (like sugar. Sweet butter is sooo fucking good on shit. Try it)
Step 3: Shake the fuck out of the jar.
Step 4: Fucking butter what the fuck
Jul 12 2011 8:39PM
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the_moderaper
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Jul 12 2011 8:41PM
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the_moderaper
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Jul 12 2011 8:41PM
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AWALLRUS.
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YOU MUST BE FUCKED, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO EXPLAIN
Jul 12 2011 8:45PM
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jibnut
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This thread is the best
Jul 12 2011 8:49PM
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dispatchQ_main
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Or just buy miracle whip, i somehow feel im completley off what op is trying to say
Jul 12 2011 8:49PM
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introvert
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miracle whip SUCKS
Jul 12 2011 8:50PM
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AWALLRUS.
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NAH ITS PRETTY GOOD
Jul 12 2011 8:51PM
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introvert
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STOP TYPING IN CAPS, YOU ASSHOLE.
Jul 12 2011 8:52PM
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TOK
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holy shit what is happening.
Jul 12 2011 8:53PM
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AWALLRUS.
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STOP HATING ON FUCKING COOL WHIP I WILL TYPE HOW I PLEASE
Jul 12 2011 8:54PM
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introvert
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YOU SAID MIRACLE WHIP, NOT COOL WHIP. GET IT RIGHT, KID.


ALSO FUCK EITHER ONE THEY BOTH SUCK. REAL WHIPPING CREAM FTW
Jul 12 2011 8:55PM
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ESAND
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I'm saying instead of this (all techniques shown)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg17QnE1MxI

place the shaft of the whisk in between your open parallel palms and roll it back and forth with the same motion you would use to rub your hands together.


Jul 12 2011 9:06PM
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AWALLRUS.
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WELL MIRACLE WHIP IS MAYONAISE AND HE'S TALKING ABOUT WHIPPEDCREAM
Jul 12 2011 9:08PM
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introvert
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BUT YOU SAID MIRACLE WHIP.




CAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPS
Jul 12 2011 9:09PM
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AWALLRUS.
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NO I DIDNT, YOU SAID IT SUCKS
Jul 12 2011 9:10PM
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introvert
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OHHHHHH I SEE.
Jul 12 2011 9:11PM
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majora
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compared to real whipped cream, yes
Jul 12 2011 9:12PM
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ryantheconnolly
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does not equal
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Jul 12 2011 9:19PM
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ryantheconnolly
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furthermore
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does not equal
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until you beat it like rihanna, which is what the op is trying to explain
Jul 12 2011 9:20PM
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B.Aussie
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I so want to try this now!
Jul 13 2011 4:54AM
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Orrin
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Cooh-whip.
Jul 13 2011 5:26AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Where the hell in PA do you live that you have to drive 2 hours to a store???

Making whipped cream is so frickin easy, slightly harder if you do it by hand.

Thanks for the tip though, I'm definitely gonna go home and try to make butter ASAP. Does it like change volume at all or just however much cream you put in is how much butter you get out??
Jul 13 2011 9:17AM
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whoa-dere
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koo hwip! Koo hwip!
Jul 13 2011 10:28AM
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ski@jaypeak2
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Jul 13 2011 10:34AM
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TheHamburglar
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CUZ YOUR RETARDED. ALSO STOP FUCKING YELLING, ITS GETTING GOD DAMN OLD. I FUCKING HATE SEEING YOU POST IN THREADS, YOU NEVER HAVE ANYTHING HELPFUL TO CONTRIBUTE SO JUST STOP POSTING. FUCK.
Jul 13 2011 10:49AM
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AWALLRUS.
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Jul 13 2011 10:57AM
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TheHamburglar
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OH IM COMING AT YOU....... wow awkward
Jul 13 2011 11:08AM
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chuck_testa
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oh thats what I was doing wrong. I was wipping the cow. Thanks for clearing that one up op.
Jul 13 2011 11:12AM
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