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Stupidest reason your parents have gotten mad.

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bri.bug
Posts: 102 - Karma: 129
my mom got mad at me for hanging out with my boyfriend too much. she also got mad at me for being on the computer at midnight on a friday.
is my mom the only one??
Jul 12 2011 8:19PM
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The.Owl.
Posts: 145 - Karma: 5
My mom found a lighter in my pants pocket and flipped and threatened to send me home from my cottage if she found another....

Jul 13 2011 2:35AM
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wafflepirate
Posts: 338 - Karma: 17
The preeminent white person problem of the new century is, "My laptop is low on battery, but my charger is over there...".
Jul 13 2011 2:35AM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
got caught blazing. grounded for 2 months. my parents are never chill about anything. i agree on the fact that i should be grounded. but for 2 fucking months.
Jul 13 2011 2:38AM
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shocker611
Posts: 2599 - Karma: 423
my dad threw my head into a car for playing bad in a select basketball game (and left a huge dent).. the same went for football season
Jul 13 2011 2:46AM
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BuSkiz
Posts: 2240 - Karma: 65
child abuse...
Jul 13 2011 2:47AM
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ganja_enthusiast
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 34
one time my mom got mad at me for trying to smuggle a dead sheep filled with crack onto an airplane then when they found out that my sheep had drugs in it i pulled out my gun and killed bitches and ate them. then crashed the plane into a lake in a forest...
Jul 13 2011 2:56AM
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murs
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 109
Mum walked into my room while i was snorting a fat line. She was pissed i did not give her a bump
Jul 13 2011 3:00AM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
what the fuck, mom?
Jul 13 2011 3:03AM
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shocker611
Posts: 2599 - Karma: 423
he would say "child motivation"
Jul 13 2011 1:42PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
i came home five minutes late so she told me i have to be home at eight
Jul 13 2011 1:56PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7482 - Karma: 36,057
Jul 13 2011 3:00PM
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awelton
Posts: 134 - Karma: 123
hhahahhhahaahaaah
Jul 13 2011 3:19PM
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boozer
Posts: 521 - Karma: 35,623
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYXkS45PZPQ
Jul 16 2011 4:38AM
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Kratotalaga
Posts: 347 - Karma: 22
i dont live with my parents so they cant get mad at me for stupid shit
Jul 16 2011 10:31AM
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bri.bug
Posts: 102 - Karma: 129
I will be out the second I graduate.
Jul 17 2011 7:27PM
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jsaya_SagStraps
Posts: 1840 - Karma: 29
Try this if you want more:

http://www.reddit.com/r/firstworldproblems/
Jul 17 2011 7:31PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
This still gets me...

When I was about 12, my father taught me how to use the lawn mower and let me mow the lawn once a week for a few months before he started doing it again because I wasn't that good at it. Out of the blue, one day I got bitched out beyond belief for not mowing the lawn. I was never asked to do such a thing for months, so when I asked why he was so mad later that day, his explanation was that when he was a kid, he would just do things like that without being told to.


Jul 17 2011 7:38PM
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HitTheJim
Posts: 787 - Karma: 399
You should hit him with a fucking tire iron and say "parental motivation"
Jul 17 2011 8:27PM
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katalina
Posts: 794 - Karma: 16
lol.
Jul 17 2011 8:38PM
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Jennings
Posts: 2190 - Karma: 90
holy fuck this is happening right now.

6 minutes left on my macbook and i dont know what to do!!???!
Jul 17 2011 10:02PM
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