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First Time Smoking Weed

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HitTheJim
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How come most people dont get high the first one or two times they smoke? I would also like to note that i experienced my first high last night... fucking awesome.
Jul 11 2011 11:42PM
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Nathn
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they smoke it wrong
Jul 11 2011 11:43PM
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1337
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cool story bro
Jul 11 2011 11:44PM
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Its_Greg
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A lot of the time its because they're pussies and don't actually inhale into their lungs and just have most most of the smoke in their mouth. Gratz on your first time hope you had fun.
Jul 11 2011 11:45PM
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HitTheJim
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makes  sense
Jul 11 2011 11:51PM
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AWALLRUS.
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your body is either not used to the substance or you're doing it wrong. took me a few times, like 6.

but with my other friend, we wanted to make sure he felt it his first time, so we ended up smoking like 3 grams between 3 people. he felt it.
Jul 11 2011 11:52PM
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ookiedookie
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I think it's more that you don't know what to expect your first time smoking, so you can't really tell if you're high.
Jul 11 2011 11:54PM
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penguin_steeze
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probably dont know how
Jul 11 2011 11:57PM
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Balto
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milk a decent sized bong completely and you'll feel it...
Jul 11 2011 11:58PM
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.Emerson.
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It has to be laced for you to feel it
Jul 12 2011 12:00AM
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[evan]
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Congrats you're now cooler than everybody else
Jul 12 2011 12:00AM
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Master_Debater
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my first time i was coughing like a motherfucker so i didnt feel it only pain
Jul 12 2011 12:01AM
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soulskier
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i would be curious to see "first time high statistics" of people who smoke cigarettes prior to those who dont
Jul 12 2011 12:06AM
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.MASSHOLE.
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First time I was in an igloo right across from my headmasters house and next to the parking lot. Needless to say, it was far from fun.
Jul 12 2011 12:06AM
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senorpuppy
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It took me a while too but when you get there BAM!


Jul 12 2011 12:09AM
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AWALLRUS.
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Jul 12 2011 12:10AM
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HitTheJim
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You caught me. I made this thread so everyone would think I'm cool for smoking  a few times. It's impossible to sneak anything past NSG's glorious defenders.
Jul 12 2011 12:14AM
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LadySaGa
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i thought i was dying the first time i smoked....thankfully not the next 328794384 times ;)
Jul 12 2011 12:15AM
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dmc12380
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First time i smoked (in the ganjola) i didnt get high either, but it was probably the funniest thing ever, seeing my friends 13-14 at the time, so baked walking around the lodge tripping up the stairs with a tray full of cheese fries, and doing the stupidest shit.

but the first time i did get high was like my 5th time smoking, me and some friends hit a bong one of us made in pottery class and a GB. probably hit both 4-5 times each and felt nothing, then it all hit me at once when we finished smoking, everything went into slow motion for 2 minutes, like really slow motion, sickest feeling ever and i havent felt it since.
Jul 12 2011 12:16AM
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HitTheJim
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Yeah i felt it my third time but that's because i really forced it into my lungs and held it, but it took a while for the high to hit me. I was gone for the rest of the night though.
Jul 12 2011 12:19AM
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MN_Nice
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More girls need to smoke in this world. And not be annoying about it too.
Jul 12 2011 12:24AM
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AWALLRUS.
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THIS.

I HATE IT WHEN YOU'RE SHUNNED BECAUSE YOU SMOKE.
Jul 12 2011 12:26AM
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amo
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first time i got ripped as fuck and was laughing on the floor for a good while. i didn't get high again for like 10 times after that
Jul 12 2011 12:26AM
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AWALLRUS.
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YOU GOT SO HIGH, YOU FORGOT HOW
Jul 12 2011 12:29AM
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LadySaGa
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agreed. even tho i havent smoked in about a year bc of jobs and all that garbage
Jul 12 2011 12:29AM
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POWDER.RANGER
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first time i smoked my friends said the first time i wouldnt even get very high so we smoked about 8 bowls between 3 people and i got straight retarted
Jul 12 2011 12:33AM
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Chubz.
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My first time i smoked out of a bowl mad from a pop can. I only got 2 good hits, and being around my friends for as long as i have been, i knew to take the hits down deep and hold it, which i did. I really didn't feel much, maybe next time :)
Jul 12 2011 12:45AM
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Nathn
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Obviously
Jul 12 2011 12:49AM
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Woodenshjips
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the first time i wanted to kill myself cause i toke a huge hit and didnt think it was going to be all that bad then i couldnt stop coughing the hole night my chest hurt like a bitch
Jul 12 2011 12:53AM
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MN_Nice
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I bet it didn't look like weed or smell like it, so you were like wtf, so you smoked it.
Jul 12 2011 12:54AM
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kamron_708
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Atta girl
Jul 12 2011 12:54AM
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yourthemannowdog
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I don't think it has to do with not knowing how to smoke. My first time i smoked a joint, but we nadered it. I dont think nadering is well known, but a nader is when you burn two holes in a plastic bottle; one just big enough for a roach to fit in and not fall threw and one to act as carb.

We burned like 4 joints in the course of an hour between in the nader between three people (Myself included). It's pretty hard to fuck up something if there is a carb. My friends were looking after me, making sure i was inhaling.

To my point i didn't get high that night. My theory is you don't realize what being high is or your cannabinoid receptors do not accept the cannabanoids in pot. Just my theorey


ps im drunk. So, if something doesnt make sense, sorry
Jul 12 2011 2:53AM
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Chubz.
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Question: If you smoke a joint, or a blunt, and smoke it properly, is there almost a 99% percent chance you'll get high? Because i felt as though its kind of tricky to smoke with a bowl.
Jul 12 2011 2:56AM
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MN_Nice
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Pretty much. Bowls are just more convenient.
Jul 12 2011 3:03AM
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B-runge
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Im 78% sure theres a scientific reason dealing with your cannaboid receptors not being familiar with it yet so you kind of have to "warm them up" the first time

i didnt get high my first time but i vividly remember the first time i was high in my house (one out of the first 10 times i smoked not sure specific number) at night and literally walking down the hall to my tv room thinking i was a robot (while walking like a robot the whole time). once there i watched Idea and when pollard and pep were doing butters and shit it felt like i was doing them. I was then couch locked to my couch, like couldnt lift my arms up. It felt like i was on one of those carnival rides that spins around really fast where you stick to the walls.

^still one of my most memorable mj experiences
Jul 12 2011 3:04AM
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nneth_time
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Fact:

Girls who smoke are less attractive.
Jul 12 2011 3:05AM
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Inline.
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Fuck smoking
Jul 12 2011 3:24AM
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MN_Nice
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*Opinion:
Jul 12 2011 3:24AM
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987321654hgfd
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Girls who smoke cigarettes are less attractive. Girls who smoke weed are awesome

First time I smoked I was in NYC and I got retarded.
Jul 12 2011 3:38AM
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iggs
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i felt it my first time and it was only like 2 or 3 bowls with friends (probably only like 4-5 hits). i don't think people reallly inhale their first time.
Jul 12 2011 10:20AM
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yelsel
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same here.

then i proceeded to eat everything in sight. i woke up in the am with my arm shoved in a box of fruit loops and KILLER written on my forehead. awww memories

Jul 12 2011 10:25AM
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Lemuel
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This. Took me a while
Jul 12 2011 10:27AM
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quaive
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HAHAHA +k for that one
Jul 12 2011 12:59PM
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.frenchy
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says the one who said he's gonna start smoking next year..

herp derp

Jul 12 2011 1:00PM
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.frenchy
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oh and to contribute to the thread

It was at my local ski hill. got high my first time, Because my freinds are awsome.

Jul 12 2011 1:03PM
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cmo
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hahahaha...reminds me of a sign i saw a at phish show..."free drugs if you boof them" my friends and i couldnt retain our laughter for the rest of the night if it was brought up
Jul 12 2011 1:10PM
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bribri
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Yupp. It took me 2 times to finally get the hang of it.
Jul 12 2011 1:13PM
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Milksteak
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AHAHAHAHA
Jul 12 2011 1:28PM
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the.cheat
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i got pretty high my fist time, i thought i wouldnt though.
Jul 12 2011 2:13PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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I got H my first time. It was fun. I am now super cool.
Jul 12 2011 2:20PM
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nneth_time
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Fact:

Girls who smoke weed wont shut the fuck up about it, and are annoying.
Jul 12 2011 4:09PM
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