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ButteredToast.
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-Whenever I'm a passenger in a car I always imagine a skier dude next to the car jumping/sliding/bonking stuff

-Sometimes I try to match my blinker up with the car in front of me, and it always bothers me just a tiny bit when they get off sync.

-I get totally naked when I take a shit at home. Even my socks. If I don't take my socks off, I feel like my feet can't properly grip the tile.


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Jul 10 2011 11:20PM
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zagfan5
Posts: 2608 - Karma: 144
im fairly sure most guys can identify all girls they know just by their ass alone.
Jul 24 2011 3:46AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
some times i walk behind the thrift store and take a empty gatoraide bottle and stick my dick in it. and then take and empty pringle can and put it under my ass and piss and shit..and put the caps back on and then walk away.
Jul 24 2011 5:41AM
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skifoo
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 45
When i'm just about to hit a jump on skiing, I straighten my fingers few times just before hitting it. but just make sure my pole doesnt drop.
I thought that no one really pees in the water in toilet?
sometimes i try to pee as far as possible.
when im in car and see a 'safe bars' next to high way, I always wonder how you must rail them almost in 45 degree angle. and try to imagine how it would be possible if its not C rail.
Jul 24 2011 7:00AM
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Nufity
Posts: 993 - Karma: 171
Hello may I have you address please?
Jul 24 2011 9:10AM
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steezysteeze
Posts: 1739 - Karma: 1,012
I have done this for a year because I hate making my bed.
Jul 24 2011 9:41AM
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derpina
Posts: 2186 - Karma: 55
Except people probably know you do that...


Also, threads.
Jul 24 2011 10:02AM
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DOSE.
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Jul 24 2011 10:12AM
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WhiteDynamite
Posts: 134 - Karma: 9
Whenever I walk up or down stairs, I try to make my last step on my right foot. When it isn't, I get slightly irritated.
Jul 24 2011 10:26AM
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Alex.B
Posts: 302 - Karma: 337
when I replace the batteries in anything, I pretend I am reloading a shotgun.
Jul 24 2011 10:48AM
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sammy_
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 467
i do the finger straightening thing too, kinda is just a habbit now i have to do it. then with the highway safe bar things i alwasy imagine a skier on it just doing a huge as rail.
Jul 24 2011 11:07AM
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NotoriousT.S.E
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 439
If im like 3/4 through a song on itunes and want to change it, ill sometimes fast forward the rest of it to get a playcount.
Jul 24 2011 11:40AM
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soulskier
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haha, back when i used to "care", i wouldnt even listen to that
Jul 24 2011 12:44PM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
Every time I pass a little white line on the road, I flex/tighten my legs. I don't know why either.
Jul 24 2011 12:52PM
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sammiedee
Posts: 974 - Karma: 175
i make turbo / BOV noises while I drive

play guitar hero in my head with the patches in the road when I drive

blink with the left or right eye when a sign passes that side of the road

walking on sidewalks bothers me because it never feels like I'm using an even amount of steps with each foot on each section

hop over shadows of poles/ trees etc while I ride

Jul 24 2011 1:16PM
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Uncle.Badness
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 55
I have insomnia so for the most part I go to bed at 4:30 or later.

When I'm bored I multiply numbers by themselves in my head. I've gotten into the thousands.

I always have to know how much I weigh up to the 100th of a pound. I'm not concerned with what the number is, I just have to know.

I haven't slept in my own bed in months.
Jul 24 2011 3:54PM
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malux94
Posts: 232 - Karma: 25
so, in the toilet:

– I never pee in the water, always hit the walls (possibly on a vertical wall, so there are no flying drops created by the impact)

– I always have to lock the bathroom door, even if i'm alone at home. sometimes,if im alone, i would leave the door completely open and feel like a boss

– when i pee, i slightly tickle my belly

– I stare at the mirror for minutes for no reason



in my everyday life:

– I also imagine that next to me there is a skier jibbing everything when im in the car

– I have full conversations about retarded things with myself in my head (eg. about why farts smell bad etc..)

– i keep my farts in as long as possible until they become gigantic

– i like the smell of my own farts

– when i sleep, i have to fall asleep with my head under the blanket, cuz when i was 6 i watched a weird horror movie and i kept doing that since then

– i cry after most girly movies.... embarrassing

– i also have to turn all the lights on at night if i go eg. to the toilet, otherwise i freak out

– i've had gay thoughts

– when listening to music, i imagine shooting/editing a ski edit that fits that song the best

– when i smoke up i have to take my clothes off (not all of'em)

– I always chew food on the right side of my mouth cuz on the left one i partially broke a tooth in the back, and being scared of breaking more of it made me get used to chew on the right side

– when i walk on the street and someone's walking too, i get the feeling they're watching and judging  me, so i try to walk as well as i can but fail completely, ending up twitching in a weird way

– when i eat, i leave the best "piece" of what i'm eating last (for example, i leave the cookie with the most chocolate last, or the most tender piece of the steak) so that it leaves a good taste when i finish it

i guess thats pretty much it. its a lot of stuff i know haha
its also cool to see how so many people have so many (weird) things in common :D
Jul 24 2011 5:09PM
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Toasty.
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^ i think you have said to much

Jul 26 2011 2:51AM
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jabroni.
Posts: 662 - Karma: 235
why dont you write a full page paper or something?
Jul 26 2011 3:00AM
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Dirtyyy
Posts: 206 - Karma: 55
I get the same thing. I wont do it but sometimes I get these random urges to just ragdoll out the car LOL it's kinda like a tease cause you know youll never do but you get random urges
Jul 26 2011 3:30AM
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Mr.Turtle
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lolwut?
Jul 26 2011 3:34AM
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rsvp
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holy shit this.
I always have to take the same number of steps for each foot in a section.
Jul 26 2011 3:48AM
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los.pinguinos
Posts: 555 - Karma: 34
this, cept i usually don't fail
Jul 26 2011 3:50AM
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malux94
Posts: 232 - Karma: 25
well it's about being honest, isn't it haha i've read worse in the previous pages
Jul 26 2011 6:55AM
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malux94
Posts: 232 - Karma: 25
i know.... but at least im not the only one, some people claimed that too in this topic
and its also somehow scientifically proven (i read this somewhere) that many/most people kinda "like" their own farts, lets say they dont dislike them
Jul 26 2011 6:58AM
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.Max.
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 701
I always have to control what I'm thinking around strangers because I think they can hear what I'm thinking. I suppress quiet thoughts with loud talking thoughts just to cover up what I'm actually thinking. It's the weirdest thing...
Jul 26 2011 10:06AM
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Golden.
Posts: 233 - Karma: 52
- Up until I was like fourteen, when it was dark I would think that there was a sniper outside who wanted to shoot me. So I would dodge and dive past windows to throw off their aim, and occasionally I would stand in front of it, point out to where I thought they might be, and say "I see you".

- I also do the skier thing, but I control him with where my eyes are pointing, and I can't touch driveways. So I have to jump them and stuff.

- When I'm at home, it doesn't matter who is there. I wear a robe with nothing on under it.

- When I'm bored, I trace the outlines of things as fast as I can with my eyes.

- I like to cook bacon, then freeze it and eat it frozen. Weird, I know. I really like normal bacon, I just think it tastes better frozen.

- I imagine that corners of walls and things like that have line coming out from them. If it's a sharp corner, i put my left foot in it, if it's a rounded corner I use my right foot. It's kind of hard to explain.


Jul 26 2011 2:01PM
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Bart.Man
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Whenever I'm driving, I pick an arch enemy. Someone who either stayed in the left lane and slowed me down, tailgated me, cut me off, anything like that. It is then my goal to pass them and never see em again and if the offense was bad enough, return the favor. Once I've beaten one enemy, thats it for that driving session. But next time, I do the same thing.
Jul 26 2011 2:13PM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6196 - Karma: 2,302

i have to take 2 steps in wach sidewalk square, if i dont i get mad and kinda have to stop for a second.

i blink in between each car that passes in the opposite direction.

Jul 26 2011 2:19PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
a count the seconds between cars passing in the other direction mostly at night when they have their headlights on

i rub my feet together in bed when i get comfy enough to sleep

i push fabric up and push it back down between them when im stressed out

i stand up to wipe my ass sometimes, get a good spread going ya know?

Jul 26 2011 2:25PM
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DannyHall
Posts: 283 - Karma: 173
When i was about 9 and I was in the car, I'd always kindof sit up at every telephone pole
Jul 26 2011 2:30PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
In my sleep, I often somehow smash my matress a few inches from the position it originally is, My record is 9 inches in one night.
Jul 26 2011 2:45PM
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k-rob
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i hang all of my belts off my loft bed, along with any shirts that i've worn one day and decided i want to wear again before washing them. but that's not the weird part. sometimes, when i'm sitting at my desk, which is under my bed, i like to grab one of the belts with my teeth and yank it around like some kind of animal. mauling belts is fun for me.
Jul 26 2011 3:54PM
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Slowbro
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 21,345
I obsess over different things people could do on certain urban rails.
I hate not being able to see out of windows.
I visualize LJ or Twall hitting rails as I sit in cars.
I always run out of washrooms.
If I get a rail stain on my pants or something I won't let anyone else wash It.
I try not to hear certain peoples names so I guess them.
Jul 26 2011 4:12PM
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BikeMlatt69
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 60
bahaha this is golden
Jul 26 2011 4:37PM
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BikeMlatt69
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 60
when its raining i always try and match the windshield wipers to be in beat with songs and i get excited when the wipers come down just as i pass a tree or sign or light post
Jul 26 2011 4:40PM
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sammy_
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 467
this. and it always bugs me that the little triangle of water at the bottom of the windshield never gets hit by the windshield wipers
Jul 26 2011 4:46PM
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Zimmerman
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– when i eat, i leave the best "piece" of what i'm eating last so that it leaves a good taste when i finish it

this
Jul 26 2011 6:51PM
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ironic
Posts: 735 - Karma: 104
I can't drive with shoes on, I think it comes from taking off my ski boots before I drive during the winter..
Jul 26 2011 7:00PM
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bromigo
Posts: 630 - Karma: 20
i always prefer stuff perfectly clean or symmetrical.. e.g. i line up my food on my plate perfect
Jul 26 2011 7:10PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
I listen to too many disney stars.
Jul 26 2011 7:19PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
this.

I always dry myself in a certain order.

I do the skier/mountain biker thing when Im a passenger.

I sing very profane and made up songs when Im skiing alone.

Every time I go online I check facebook than NS before anything else.

If i'm swimming in deep water I always have to open my eyes (just once) and look down.

I take a full deep breath once every five minutes.

This ones the weirdest:

when I feel sick to my stomach/want to throw up, no matter where I am, I always run my fingers through my hair until I go to sleep, feel better, or throw up.

Jul 26 2011 7:27PM
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Blake.P
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If I have a nice meal, I always finish with the last bite of the best part of it
Jul 26 2011 7:28PM
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3dressedupasa9
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i always bite my teeth down in the car and when i pass a sign or tree or lampost or something i let go
Jul 26 2011 7:44PM
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SSteezle
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i always try and come up with "secrets" to skills/tricks in life. for each ski trick i know how to do it's because i know the secret to doing them.

i imagine editing whenever i listen to music

i always chew with my right side

i yell with a high pitch after i sneeze, it makes me feel better

i blow bubbles with my tongue when no ones around

i chew on my knuckles? mainly the middle one

when i ride the lift i always try and kick the tip of my ski over every skier coming down

i purposely line up with the cars in the next lane so that truck drivers can't pass then speed off and laugh at how angry it must make them


that's all i can think of right now
Jul 26 2011 8:23PM
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Talacious[Tally]
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I eat otter pops in the shower. If I'm taking a shower before I go out for the night I like to take a beer or a mixed drink with me in the shower to pregame.
Jul 26 2011 8:52PM
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DoublyDeeze
Posts: 625 - Karma: 3,863
whenever i finger-jib i always have the hopes of successfully completing a backflip or frontflip but my hand isnt that flexible
Jul 26 2011 10:46PM
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emilyiscool
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i found if you walk in a circle around your hand you can complete flips you just need good timing
Jul 26 2011 10:47PM
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asddfgdsea
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I frequently get the tags that hang off the bottom of jiberish and lrg tshirts caught on cabinet knobs and tearing the shirt. This also happens with headphones.
Jul 26 2011 10:52PM
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Slowbro
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 21,345
i play nintendo games like mega man, pokemon and super mario, and protect my gameboy colour from harm in anyway, I also love portabilising forums.modretro.com. But I don't tell anyone
Jul 30 2011 3:54AM
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Ducky.
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Boom.
Jul 30 2011 4:44AM
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