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ANTI-JOKES! I LOL'D - I BET YOU WILL LOL AS WELL

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[evan]
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1. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Seriously that's bad though.

2. Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

He was hit by a bus.

That one is sad, but it's funny because it's a joke.

3. What's green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels.

That one was a bit of dry humor, but it's okay because you got fooled.

4. Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of
feeling fear.

I feel like this one is from Portal, something GlaDos would say.

And before you start thinking I made this here is the actual site:
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/7nuGJC/anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/page/1

There's like 12 more pages of anti-jokes on there.
Jul 10 2011 8:21PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
Hmmm otay
Jul 10 2011 8:23PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,246
already an anti-joke thread
Jul 10 2011 8:23PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
Why did iski4fr33 kill himself?


to many reposts
Jul 10 2011 8:23PM
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Wolffy
Posts: 949 - Karma: 131
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas ?














Cancer.
Jul 10 2011 8:24PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
so, a giraffe walks into a bar. he destroys everything including the tables, the door frame and chairs. the bertender calls animal control to bring the giraffe back to the zoo so children can laugh at him while he poops
Jul 10 2011 8:25PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Whar happened to schoon after he got his wisdom teeth pulled?

he ate copius amouns of painkillers and surfed nsg.


Jul 10 2011 8:32PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,323

just stop making threads.

Jul 10 2011 8:32PM
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Davy.Crockett
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why did the blonde girl cry?


because she was raped
Jul 10 2011 8:33PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
what are the point of these again?
Jul 10 2011 8:34PM
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los.pinguinos
Posts: 555 - Karma: 34
why did the chicken cross the road?



It didn't
Jul 10 2011 8:37PM
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Wesley.P
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Whats worse that a bee sting?
2 Bee stings

Whats worse than 2 bee stings?
The Holocaust

Whats worse than the Holocaust?
3 Bee stings


and...

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
getting raped by a giant scorpion
Jul 10 2011 8:40PM
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los.pinguinos
Posts: 555 - Karma: 34
yo mama is sooooo fat....

































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Jul 10 2011 8:43PM
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eheath
Posts: 61603 - Karma: 123,098
i did not lol
Jul 10 2011 8:46PM
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SteezBoss69
Posts: 61 - Karma: 17
"Whats black and hanging on a tree in my back yard?

Blackberries."
Jul 10 2011 8:47PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
good, you're not supposed to
Jul 10 2011 8:51PM
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ShredThePowdah.
Posts: 394 - Karma: 19

lol

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jk i didnt laugh

Jul 10 2011 8:57PM
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Inline.
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 432
This thread sucks
Jul 10 2011 8:57PM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
A priest, a black man, and a jew walk into a bar...



What a fine example of a socially excepting community.









A man walks into a bar...

He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
Jul 10 2011 9:07PM
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jibmeisterflex
Posts: 719 - Karma: 63
I recently flu
Jul 10 2011 9:11PM
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jibmeisterflex
Posts: 719 - Karma: 63
I recently found out there's a black man in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while
Jul 10 2011 9:13PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
HAHA I LIKE THESE.


HOW DO YOU MAKE A PLUMBER SAD?





KILL ALL HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY
Jul 10 2011 9:14PM
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Jabe
Posts: 567 - Karma: 240
i lost it so bad.
Jul 10 2011 9:17PM
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eheath
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But your title is "ANTI-JOKES! I LOL'D - I BET YOU WILL LOL AS WELL" but i didn't as well lol.
Jul 10 2011 9:22PM
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[evan]
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That was an anti-joke, not meant to make you lol, but since it was anti, you aren't supposed to lol.

you see the person who posted above you "lost," which means he's anti-joking wrong
Jul 10 2011 9:26PM
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Heart
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What do you call a black man flying a plane?









A pilot
Jul 10 2011 9:30PM
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Stankeyshecamel
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Why couldn't little Timmy walk?

-He had Polio

What did Batman say to Robin right before Robin got into the Batmobile?

-Robin get in the Batmobile

What did little Timmy's grandma get little Timmy for Christmas?

-Nothing, his grandma died last October

Jul 10 2011 9:30PM
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Sam.Carson
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dumb
Jul 10 2011 9:35PM
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eheath
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the new internet is dumb
Jul 10 2011 9:40PM
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garret.
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why was the op crying?





because he makes shitty threads!
Jul 10 2011 9:42PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
Looks like your getting to that age, your eyesight is deteriorating, you're losing brain cells, you're much more sinical, and nothing is funny. You better watch out or you'll get put in a home.
Jul 10 2011 9:43PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
HAHAHAA
Jul 10 2011 9:45PM
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majora
Posts: 860 - Karma: 157
A man walks into a bar and sees a zebra playing pool. He then goes home and beats his wife.

What does an eagle and a groundhog have in common? They both live underground, apart from the eagle.
Jul 10 2011 11:00PM
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TechnoPotamus
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why did technopotamus kill himself?

too* many errors in spelling





tehe jk idc
Jul 10 2011 11:08PM
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Midwestoverdose
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haha, I actually find these really funny..my roomates and I were reading these at momentum and could not stop laughing..
Jul 10 2011 11:24PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
I thought about that right after i clicked "post" i thought about go in back to correct it but i dont really give a rats ass either

Jul 10 2011 11:28PM
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snowbombz
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why did the resort close?












no more snow.
Jul 10 2011 11:30PM
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Master_Debater
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Your posts are so fucking stupid.
Jul 10 2011 11:36PM
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los.pinguinos
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what do you call eheath??







A videographer
Jul 10 2011 11:47PM
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wafflepirate
Posts: 338 - Karma: 17
Hey guys, I have an excellent and original idea for a thread! How about one dedicated thread made for funny pictures for us to laugh at? or how about one dedicated only to hot girls! YEAH!!! :D
Jul 10 2011 11:52PM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127
Can't tell if serious

''This one is mean though'' Ah, thanks! I did not know.
Jul 11 2011 12:01AM
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50in07
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Why did Susie fall off the swing?















She had no arms or legs.
Jul 11 2011 1:13AM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
We should have a debate, come at me, with your best shot ;)
Jul 11 2011 1:17AM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
why does babablacksheep have no wool? because that name is an alias of a human on the internet website called newschoolers,and humans do not produce wool.
Jul 11 2011 1:22AM
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Kopacz
Posts: 295 - Karma: 67
the comments after the jokes were funnier than the actual jokes.
Jul 11 2011 1:42AM
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cgibbs2
Posts: 127 - Karma: 13
why is eheath so fat?


cause he eats to much
Jul 11 2011 1:50AM
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lanny94
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Ahahahaha thats just mean
Jul 11 2011 1:59AM
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TBigCat
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#iloled
Aug 9 2011 9:32PM
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oldirtypatstard
Posts: 785 - Karma: 331
what did one lawyer say to the other?



we are both lawyers
Aug 10 2011 11:58AM
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
A guy walks into a bar.

He says ow because he hurt himself when he walked into the bar.
Aug 10 2011 12:04PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
your stupid.
Aug 10 2011 12:08PM
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