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How to Pause Your Cat

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geet
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Jul 10 2011 2:52PM
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feihlination
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Jul 10 2011 2:54PM
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broto
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bahahahahaha that is awesome
Jul 10 2011 2:55PM
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HKrass
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Bahahaha sickkk
Jul 10 2011 2:56PM
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n_b
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hahahahahhhha
Jul 10 2011 3:00PM
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pink_squid
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GHOLY SHIT IT WORKS!!!!!!! i did it with my cat, and he reacted EXACTLY the same!!! hahahahahah
Jul 10 2011 3:02PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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yeah there is some kind of nerve in the neck of cats and puppies.

so when the mothers pick them up they don't move anywhere.

worked with my dog when i first got him
Jul 10 2011 3:22PM
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BootySpunk.
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Oh my God that is awesome.
Jul 10 2011 3:26PM
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[hamnuts]
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You can do the same thing in nearly every animal, it is a special spot that releases endorphins (good feelings) when pressure is applied. When I have to braid my horses mane for dressage shows ( something she hates and won't stand for) I use something like that paper holder. (called a humane lip twitch) over her lip/ nose ( the sensitive nerve spot for horses) to get her to relax and ignore me braiding her due to the endorphins. It's really quite convenient,and it as the same effect as drugging them because they become overwhelmed in the "good feeling" and are easily able to ignore what's happening to themselves. However, there's only a 10-15 minute window it can be used in before it begins to cut off circulation.
Jul 10 2011 4:02PM
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I.Am.Lorde.
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this is amazing

Jul 10 2011 4:06PM
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garrettwiz
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mines sitting in my lap, I'm going to try it later!
Jul 10 2011 4:17PM
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egg.
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FTW of course!
Jul 10 2011 4:23PM
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feihlination
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yeah you really need to overthink this one. def takes an hour to go for that one.



























the fuck dude? seriously? like writing this answer took probably longer than testing this shit with a fucking cat already sitting on your goddamn body.












i am not that mad actually, not at all,

i just want you to answer why you wouldnt test it before posting with literally NO extra effort needed.

really, i am not mad.
not at all
sry for the scrollbomb, inb4 your mom, my mom and crocodiles,
Jul 10 2011 4:25PM
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yuck
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its true

i can grab my cat by the back of her neck and drag her around on the floor and she doesnt budge. that sounds mean. but its not. atleast i dont think it is.
Jul 10 2011 4:28PM
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broto
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i'm pretty sure it's similar to a wenis, as in there are little to no nerves and it's not really painful to them.
Jul 10 2011 4:29PM
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plorr
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Maybe he doesn't have a giant paper holder on hand right this second?
Jul 10 2011 4:30PM
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feihlination
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well one of these should suffice. i seriously hope that that guy isnt paralyzed or whatever and needs someone else to pause his cat for him. i would feel really bad in this case.
Jul 10 2011 4:35PM
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hoodratz47
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whoops.... snapped his neck..

andy body know fun things to do with a dead cat?

Jul 10 2011 4:35PM
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feihlination
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of course its not painful.
Jul 10 2011 4:36PM
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OGHolliday
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I read the thread title. Opened it. Saw the thumbnail of the video which looked like a cat on a vet's table and thought it was going to be a euthanization.
Jul 10 2011 4:48PM
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Inline.
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Hooooollly shit !
Jul 10 2011 5:12PM
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MatRich
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awsome! I just put my hand on my cats head and he freezes
Jul 10 2011 5:17PM
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Laurent.
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I actually have this book:

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Jul 10 2011 5:36PM
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StevenR
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Before right now, this thread was right above the "Guilty Pleasures" thread. I accidentally read this the first time as "How to Pleasure Your Cat".

Disappointed.
Jul 10 2011 5:41PM
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COrider
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Jul 10 2011 5:46PM
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Static
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paper clip dick

feels good man
Jul 10 2011 5:46PM
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eldridge
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i think andy parry does
Jul 10 2011 5:49PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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have to try.
Jul 10 2011 8:12PM
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JIBpsy^^
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Somebody pause their cat in a funny position like after banging or something
Jul 10 2011 8:16PM
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.frenchy
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YESSS

haha so cool

Jul 10 2011 8:20PM
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geet
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my cat falls asleep then anyway

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Jul 10 2011 8:21PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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INTERIOR
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