well, i have some good ones...
i work as a boom truck assistant for a steel fabrication company and the shop where all the stuff is fabricated employs the absolute worst people in the whole world. here are some stories...
1: so this guy gets hired and his wife leaves him. he starts feeding this stuffed animal bird that he put in a tree behind the shop every day at lunch time. ok, thats weird, but whatever. so some time later i guess he had enough and went crazy and to keep his wife from getting anything from him he drove all of his collectable muscle cars (6) into his garage and lit it on fire. he then went into his house, drenched the place in gasoline, went upstairs, lit it, then shot himself in the head.
2: this one guy weighed a solid 400 lbs of a good mix of muscle and just plain fat. if it helps anyone he could pick up a 300lb i-beam with one hand. for lunch he would eat enough food to keep me happy for an entire week, like a 8x12 casserole dish of food. so anyhow, he clogged the toilet he shit in every single day. someone confronted him about it so he smeared his own shit under that persons door handle. anyhow, his fat steroid filled ass had a heart attack on the shitter and he died.
3: some asshole was pissed off about something or other and laid down a 400 lb plate on top of himself and disconnected the crane by himself then acted trapped under the plate. he sued the company and walked away with a free life flight ride to the hospital (6k), half a million for pain and suffering, and another 40k for surgery on his arthritic hand. then the occupational safety and health administration (osha) decided to swing by the shop and fined the company for 120 thousand dollars
and so many more....
