What are karma points you ask? They are the lifeblood of our modern day society. if you have little then you will be judged everyday by people you see, they will laugh at you on the streets and see you as an inferior being. Acquire enough of these mystical points and you can spend them at the NS karma shop on some of the purest colombian cocaine or the most beautiful and voluptuous virgin women on the face of the earth. Karma points divide the men from the boys, the real reason jesus didn't come back to kill us all is that he didn't have enough karma points.
You want karma points.