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Fuuuuuuuu my knee hurts. help please

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tall_t
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ok so i was at COC camp a and when i came back, my knees started hurting. any advice on how to stop it?
Jul 7 2011 10:39PM
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AWALLRUS.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A LITTLE MORE VAGUE?
Jul 7 2011 10:40PM
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Black.Bird
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YO GUIZE, I WENT TO COC!
Jul 7 2011 10:44PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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This thread is useless.
Jul 7 2011 10:45PM
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zacharyn
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Bleach. Lots of it.

Let your knees soak in bleach for at least 10 minutes a day.
Jul 7 2011 10:45PM
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tall_t
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ok thanks for the fucking useless info


if youre not going to give me any actual advice, gtfo
Jul 7 2011 10:57PM
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AWALLRUS.
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WHY DONT YOU GIVE US SOMETHING TO WORK WITH FUCKING IDIOT
Jul 7 2011 10:59PM
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*monsterskier*
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massage? one of those icy hot packs? ice bath?

I would massage it
Jul 7 2011 10:59PM
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Lemuel
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Yell at it. Yelling = solution to all of life's problems.
Jul 7 2011 11:02PM
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*Bird
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smoke some grass from your front lawn. works GREAT!
Jul 7 2011 11:02PM
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bangarangmules
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ice/ibuprofen for starters.
Jul 7 2011 11:03PM
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Jgombasy
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The essential treatment for any injury is to RICE that motherfucker.
Rest
Ice
Compression
Elevation

do that with some ibuprofin and your golden, its just a matter of time and not re-injuring it
Jul 7 2011 11:05PM
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Nathn
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Stab an exploded gel pen into your testicles so you can now write with your penis. Your knees are now A-OK.
Jul 7 2011 11:05PM
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Jabe
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break your arm so you will stop thinking about your  knee. problem solved
Jul 7 2011 11:06PM
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pmw
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if you jack off 8+ times a day, a chemical imbalance occurs in your body. i dont know the specifics but effects the nerves, especially in the lower half of the body. after about the eighth time you dont necessarily go numb or anything, but pains and itches practically cease. the more you do it, the more the nerves are "dulled" so if you can stand it, just keep on tuggin'. good luck homie, hope camp was a blast!
Jul 7 2011 11:08PM
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TechnoPotamus
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this.



give us some fucking details assjacker. as somebody who has torn an ACL and MCL i could reasonably help you if you'd provide a detailed explanation of what area hurts and what movements hurt especially.


Jul 7 2011 11:11PM
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introvert
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Smoke weed.
Jul 7 2011 11:12PM
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tall_t
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uh i was bagging on him not you so chill
Jul 7 2011 11:13PM
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*Bird
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Click for larger image
Jul 7 2011 11:17PM
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ohmythugaim
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You have brain cancer. 3 weeks to live tops.
Jul 7 2011 11:18PM
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tall_t
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ok serious time.

my knee hurts randomly when i'm moving. its like ow that hurts, not like OH SHIT THAT HURTS
i went trampolining and my knee hurted there. hopefully that'll help
Jul 7 2011 11:38PM
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Cthulhu
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i must say that i feel terrible that a kid who gets to ski in the summer is suffering knee pain. how could your life get worse??
Jul 7 2011 11:39PM
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*Bird
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probs just an std....you should see a physical therapist. it could be a "runners knee" use this:
http://www.webmd.com/
Jul 7 2011 11:40PM
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SkiThe603
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GO SEE A REAL DOCTOR
Jul 7 2011 11:41PM
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AWALLRUS.
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SOMETHING SIMILAR HAPPENED TO ME. I WAS ON MY TRAMP AND I SLIPPED CAUSE IT WAS WET.
MY KNEE BENT IN REAL FAST AND IT HURT ALL YESTERDAY WHEN I HAD PRESSURE ON IT. ITS GONE TODAY THO

Jul 8 2011 12:09AM
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SteezTech
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Hit it with a Dildo :o
Jul 8 2011 12:11AM
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KillaSeason
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how has nobody said this yet?

GET OFF YOUR KNEES!!
Jul 8 2011 12:14AM
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[hamnuts]
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Take some advil/tylonel and ice your knee. Heat will make it worse. Raise it so the knee is higher than your torso and other limbs (prop it up on some pillows maybe) and ice it. Rest it for a week, if it still is really bugging you after 3 days than see a doctor.
Jul 8 2011 12:23AM
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Nathn
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Have you tried this??
Jul 8 2011 12:32AM
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I.B
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Okay, giving blowjobs doesn't get you into the ski industry.

Regard less of what Mr.Bishop and Macmahoon say
Jul 8 2011 12:36AM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
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if your not gonna make a actual thread then go roaaaar roaaaaar roaaaaaar!
Jul 8 2011 12:41AM
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bri.bug
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go to the docta! put icy hot on it too mannn!
Jul 8 2011 12:45AM
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LDV
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Thought that said compassion, was severely disappointed.


See a doctor, go to a walk in or man up.
Jul 8 2011 2:01AM
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