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Myths About Drinking in University/College
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This is a list of myths about alcohol and university and college that I found in a bag I got at a welcome session for university. I thought I'd share it since i found it funny.
'Drinking is the 'thing to do' in college and university'
'eveyone parties in their rooms before going out'
'even though i am underage, people won't like me unless i drink'
'alcohol makes me funnier, cooler, more sociable and interesting'
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haha I laugh cause those are all true
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that piece of paper lied! that bastard.
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If one piece of paper is going to sway you from drinking in college, you should probably just go back home.
If the person who made that list thinks it will prevent anything, they should give up and quit.
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They've never met the UBC engineering faculty...
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...or me.
better to burn out...
...then fade away
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the stuff i got from my college said shit like, 'don't have sex while your drunk.' they don't front.
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those red coats are a little queer...
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
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hahaha that's funny shit
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the funny thing at johnson and wales in providence, theres a bar next to he college that let college students drink there underage and thats pretty much what the whole bar consisted of the students. the mafia bribed the police becasue the police would stand right outside and wouldnt care. then the mayor got sent t ojail and theres a new 1 now and he busted the whole thing. i bet the mafia is gonna get him sumhow
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my frosh package at the University of Guelph included a handy-dandy diagram on how to roll your passed out friend into a position where he won't choke on his own puke if he does happen to throw up. They alsoincluded this tidbit: 'If you're gonna have sex after drinking, make sure you use one of the free condoms we've given you'.
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free condoms? fuck UBC... wait... i have no use for condoms... aw shit.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
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the jist of mine was 'you can not drink outside, form a bottle... you have to put your alcohol in a plastic container first...'
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At Duke University every incoming freshman recieved a Free Ipod.
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What are you talking about CNAP, they're constantly giving out free condoms at UBC. I've been in the Chan center a total of 4 times, and three of those have involved at some point the distribution of free condoms. At one point they THREW them at us.
And you can disrespect the engineers for their jackets, but never for their dedication to imbibing large quantities of alcohol.
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I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
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Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
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^but isn't it the UBC business faculty that proudly owns and displays a huge beer bong that they use at their crazy parties?
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^I don't know about that, but if they are they're just following. The engineering faculty's badges of achievement all have to do with drining a lot or hanging a volkswagen bug off of some tall structure.
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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
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Always
Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
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Always...
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^back in the 70s
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Im a drinker with skiing problems
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^What are you talking about, they still do the pranks... the volkswagens are kinda played out, though. I think after the golden gate bridge incident, it was a bit too hard to make it seem like a big deal. That was pretty much the ultimate VW Bug hanging.
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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always
Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
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i dont drink alcohol to make myself more amusing, i drink alcohol to make other people more amusing
dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
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I drink alchohol because I have a problem. Im an Alchoholic.
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i dont drink anymore because i was starting to have a problem
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um... yeah, never set foot in the chan center
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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
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i drink prolly 6 out of 7 days, does that mean i have a problem??
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^ no not now, in 10 years it will be a diffrent story.
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you guys except JD don't know shit, at UBC the condoms are indeed plentiful and there's no such thing as beer, only bzzr, for legal purposes of course.
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oh and he's right about the bridge thing, how the hell can those wacky engineering students top that? Who says beer and brilliant tomfoolery don't mix?
'Ok, punching ain't your thing...but that's ok, you're not that kind of fighter!' -Moe
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BZZR! Gotta love it. You got to ubc, Line? I didn't know that.
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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always
Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
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victoria has on campus bars...
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not any more I'm afraid J.D., I went there 2001-2002 for all the wrong reasons (firstly because my incredibly hot long term girlfriend stayed in vancouver even though most of my friends either went to uvic or out east, and because my dad is a doctor and teaches a handful of med students a year so I got reduced tuition fees which my other siblings couldn't seem to have cared less about even though my parents had to deal with having three of us in university at once, those bastards). Long story short I lived off campus and am fairly shy (not to mention I really missed all my friends) so I was pretty miserable there. My ex-girlfriend of four and a half years ended up leaving me for a cokehead and I ended up not going to class much and sort of getting half A's and half F's in my classes depending on how much I cared about/went to the classes I was in at UBC and I ultimately flunked out. I would definitely do things differently if I had another chance but I am now finally in victoria with most of my friends, only at shitty ass camosun college trying to get my average back up so I can get back into a decent university.
'Ok, punching ain't your thing...but that's ok, you're not that kind of fighter!' -Moe
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I live in Ithaca, where the Ivy League School Cornell University, and were famous for our college drinking. There a parties everywhere, bottles everywhere, so much drinking. But then theres this thing on campus called Slope Day, and some famous singers come, and all the students drink till they barf. And then continue. Theres ambulances just waiting. Its mad crazy. Its one college party where everyones drunk. And its a frickin University.
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ambulances are required to be there by law
dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
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hey, i almost did that line69, awesome... i still havent seen any free condoms though, i blame commerce. theyre all evil fuckers in there.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
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