BUCKET CLIPS 3 | A FLINTA Ski Mixtape

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Dull edges FTW (warning, bloody photos)

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Rosbif
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So, I was skiing yesterday on some GS skis, they were lethally sharp, I prereleased and one ski came underneath me, sliced through my pants, thermals, and most of the way through my hip. So yeah, don't fuck about with race skis! Click for larger image
Jul 7 2011 2:06PM
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kootenayklaus
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Holy shit, it looks like you got sliced by a knife...
Jul 7 2011 2:10PM
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Huckley
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mild laceration... ski it off :p
Jul 7 2011 2:11PM
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HFkiller
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gross dude! get better soon
Jul 7 2011 2:11PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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just a warning, you might get banned for this. but holy shit thats gnarly1!!!!11!!
Jul 7 2011 2:12PM
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.RYAN66
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holy fuck that is nasty.


but for some reason i feel this is a troll? that is super gnarly though if its real
Jul 7 2011 2:17PM
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idskithat
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soooo rugged hahah. that looks so fucked
Jul 7 2011 2:18PM
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Relish_man
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It's merely a flesh wound
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Jul 7 2011 2:29PM
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throwin_steeze
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mmmm.....tasty!
Jul 7 2011 2:41PM
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KJL.
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I did the same thing! Not quite as bad though, about 3/4 inch deep and 17 stitches long.

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Jul 7 2011 2:41PM
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KJL.
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woops, missed my favorite photo

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Jul 7 2011 2:44PM
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hoodratz47
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happend to my buddy. with brand new mother ships... it almost hit his jugular

Jul 7 2011 2:50PM
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egg.
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wow thats rough. hope it heals quick
Jul 7 2011 2:53PM
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sagesnow
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thank god i ate my food before i looked at this
Jul 7 2011 3:23PM
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Rosbif
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Definitely not trolling! The stiches I got were running stiches, so they just carried on rather than being individual, one layer for the fat/muscle, one for skin. Apparently if they tried to do it the normal way the anaesthetic would have worn off.

I also tried to go the staff party (It's my first week instructing in Portillo, Chile), I had half a beer, then promptly fainted at the bar. I guess morphine/blood loss/beer is a bad combo.
Jul 7 2011 4:08PM
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.RYAN66
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that is definitly the gnarliest ski cut i have ever seen, and as disgusting as i think it is every time i click on this thread i find myself looking at that picture for a good five minuetes.
Jul 7 2011 4:23PM
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real_talk
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looks like when my shin blew up from my studded pedal slamming the bite down.
Jul 7 2011 4:29PM
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.MASSHOLE.
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Seen that happen with Super-G skis. Kid had to be airlifted because it cut an artery and he needed to get blood.
Jul 7 2011 4:47PM
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PON3
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Damn thats gnarly! Im glad when I crash my skis always beat me down to the bottom of the hill instead of flying down and attacking me.
Jul 7 2011 6:11PM
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homestar
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Gnarly!  Now I don't really want to sharpen my edges ever again.
Jul 7 2011 6:15PM
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JaayLaay
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my reaction: "AAHHHHHHHHHHH"
Jul 7 2011 6:29PM
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Static
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my buddy Lando,
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Jul 7 2011 7:16PM
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wtmtss
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damn that's gnar. Mad props
Jul 7 2011 8:51PM
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Heart
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damn that's gnarly. i thought there might be a little blood when i clicked on the thread, but holy shit
Jul 7 2011 8:55PM
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The_Beekeeper
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This is funny in a really, really, messed up and twisted way. Also, I take pity on any poor souls that have to experience this. It looks like it hurts like a mother fucker.
Jul 7 2011 8:56PM
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infedel_one
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mines pussy compared to yours.
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Jul 7 2011 8:58PM
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SkiThe603
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almost just lost all the food i had eaten for a month, that was gross shit man
Jul 7 2011 9:20PM
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*monsterskier*
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this. omg. that was horrible

get better! real fast
Jul 7 2011 9:26PM
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Darth.Maul
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Holy shit looks just like mine i got casing a jump 3 years ago. Sorry for the crappy first pic i had to take a pic of my cell phone with my iTouch. 2nd photo is my scar today

I completely lacerated 3 muscles and lacerated 2 more about half way. I missesd my femoral artery by 1/4th of an inch and if I would of hit that I would of been dead in a couple of minutes. 467 stitches.

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Heres my scar 3 years later and I have still have no feeling in about grapefruit sized area by my scar

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Jul 7 2011 9:56PM
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Rosbif
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Wow man^ that sounds way more hardcore than mine! I missed the muscle and arteries, so hopefully should be up and going pretty soon.
Jul 7 2011 10:21PM
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Darth.Maul
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Looks like your cut was higher up on the ass end where theres more fat. How long you on crutches for?

Jul 7 2011 10:24PM
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Swaggermager
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thats so bad ass. Now you get to show people you're ass when they ask to see the scar
Jul 7 2011 10:47PM
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Rosbif
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Yeah, mostly ass, on crutches, but I can walk now, prob off skis for a week or so. I was lucky I didn't hit muscle.
Jul 7 2011 10:48PM
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_Jesus_
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Im going to say its real...post-tune my GS skis are razor sharp
Jul 8 2011 1:04PM
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TheClap.
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HOLY SHIT BATMAN!
Jul 8 2011 1:05PM
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cappitano
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reminds me of this
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Jul 8 2011 1:58PM
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corona
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mm I saw a nice one of these this last year where a boarder fell and his friend ran over his leg, sliced through his snowpants, jeans, some long underwear and right to the bone. at least a racing edge is sharpened well enough where it slices cleanly so it heals really well.
Jul 8 2011 2:04PM
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corona
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what exactly is that?
Jul 8 2011 2:05PM
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lineguy176
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that would be a shin bone ha. gross man i did something similiar skateboarding once when i fell on the corner of a ledge. Stuff is nasty
Jul 8 2011 2:40PM
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Dan.P
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Fuck that is one big ass cut
Jul 9 2011 10:55PM
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little_boo
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My boyfriend had this happen this season! Didn't dull down the edges on his new fischers, did a hand plant 3, and his ski sliced his leg super bad. I got to watch them put 50 stitches in his leg, super gnar
Jul 9 2011 11:16PM
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Stickerbrush
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SHIT MAN WHAT THE FUCK!!
Jul 9 2011 11:18PM
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Big5hifty
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holy shit dude. good luck with the recovery. + vibes but... holy shit
Jul 10 2011 1:46AM
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ORDEAL
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I just sliced a boarders arm the other day. Stitch worthy for sure and I was using my really dull park skis. He was wearing a jacket too. And he was moving pretty fast so it was a solid 5 inches long
Jul 10 2011 2:29AM
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Yinzer
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Jul 10 2011 10:27AM
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Yinzer
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dammit just here

Jul 10 2011 10:30AM
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warrilow86
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James you are the man! your whole trip down south has had its problems!

Jul 10 2011 10:42AM
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.frenchy
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oh dear god. shit looks gross! haha

get better soon dude

Jul 10 2011 10:49AM
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Jaymon
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[IMG]randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/848bull-horn-ouch.jpg[/IMG]


Reminds me of this...
Jul 10 2011 11:24AM
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Jaymon
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goddamnit
Jul 10 2011 11:24AM
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crab_pretzel
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that is insane.
Jul 10 2011 11:24AM
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