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How to deal with a crazy bitch??

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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
okay... So I used to be best friends with this girl. People were always really shocked we hung out because she looked like she was 12 had really bad skin and was under 85 pounds (she's 5"2) One day she just turned really psycho and started hating me for no reason. I was really hurt because I always was really nice to her and was shocked when she just turned on me. Now she's stalking my life and texting my friends and trying to turn them against me. I've already spoken to her.... But now what do I do she won't stop and she's trying to ruin my fucking life!
Jul 6 2011 7:53PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
slap her shit and/or pee in her butt
Jul 6 2011 7:54PM
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sndyrvr
Posts: 684 - Karma: 119
i slap a bitch if i have to tell her twice..
Jul 6 2011 7:54PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
cock slap
Jul 6 2011 7:55PM
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Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
sounds like alot of girls i went to high school, just ignore that bitch until she realizes how much of a cunt-whallop she has been.
Jul 6 2011 7:56PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
ask beezey
Jul 6 2011 7:56PM
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seemeski
Posts: 4210 - Karma: 124
File a report with the police if it's really serious, then they'll have a record of it if she tries anything stupid. Then just ignor her, be the better person.

I had this psycho chick after me because I was 'talking to her boyfriend,' though they hadn't been together for a while. She tried to kill me and keyed my car, eventually she was committed for a few days...she went away eventually but it really sucks. I hope she goes away fast.
Jul 6 2011 7:56PM
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wafflepirate
Posts: 338 - Karma: 17
Trip her in the cafeteria next time you have a snack break. I'm assuming you're in Kindergarten before I tell you that it's probably her hormones. If you're not in Kindergarten, it's probably her hormones.
Jul 6 2011 7:56PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
GATOR DON'T PLAY NO SHIT
Jul 6 2011 7:56PM
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sndyrvr
Posts: 684 - Karma: 119
haha first comments about cocks and bitches. as usual
Jul 6 2011 7:57PM
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bikerocker
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 461
1. Stock up on like 8 kilos of yayo and some automatic weapons
2. Plant that shit in the bitches house
3. Call the cops on her
4. Keep more guns and ammo handy in case she ever gets outta jail.

I do this like twice a week.
Jul 6 2011 7:57PM
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iLLbiLLy
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 2,631
Honestly if shes a crazy bitch the best thing you can do is just ignore her. She'll move on to other things in a couple weeks. If you try to fight fire with fire, its only going to end up wasting your time and making it worse.
Jul 6 2011 7:59PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
the "shocking muscle pictures" ad dude on the side has a weird diamond patterned scalp
Jul 6 2011 8:00PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,123
god i hate preteen drama, and all girl drama
Jul 6 2011 8:01PM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
It's been like three years since she flipped on me... It's like having a crazy psycho stalker for 3 years.....
Jul 6 2011 8:16PM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
The problem is... It's been like 3 years and she's still tryingq to ruin my life
Jul 6 2011 8:17PM
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wafflepirate
Posts: 338 - Karma: 17
Woman up and break her kneecaps or stop complainin'. If I were you, I'd stalk her back. Take pictures of her while she sleeps, and send her anonymous love notes with those pictures attached.
Jul 6 2011 8:21PM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
well if shes only 85lbs i suggest a human hammer throw
Jul 6 2011 8:27PM
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Tha_Wizard
Posts: 836 - Karma: 1,249
kill her with kindness
Jul 6 2011 8:30PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
tthis.
Jul 6 2011 8:31PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
curb stomp her
Jul 6 2011 8:54PM
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eheath
Posts: 61590 - Karma: 122,949
lol high school
Jul 6 2011 8:56PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
don't you have an all girls cult forum where all you can flap your gums about this?
Jul 6 2011 8:56PM
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ChocolateMilk.
Posts: 1129 - Karma: 220
Post pics this thread is now about Photoshopping pictures of this crazy bitch.
Jul 6 2011 9:12PM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
Restraining order. Simple.
Jul 6 2011 9:15PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51595 - Karma: 161,758
1.Kill her
2. Blame it on baby sitter who's name you made up
3. Lie about it
4. ?????????????
5. PROFIT
Jul 6 2011 9:18PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
Give her pink eye.
Jul 6 2011 9:28PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
Summer on NS....
Jul 6 2011 9:39PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
GATORS BITCHES ALL WAYS BE USING JIMMYS
Jul 6 2011 9:43PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
lol
Jul 6 2011 9:45PM
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dompuch
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 1,184
lolz just ignore that bitch
Jul 6 2011 9:48PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
we need pics of this girl
Jul 6 2011 9:49PM
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Sitch.
Posts: 841 - Karma: 13
if shes 5"2 and 85 pounds ruin her life and knock her out or call the cops so they talk to her then knock her out
Jul 6 2011 9:50PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
drive to her house

knock on the door

if she doesnt answer, open the door

get on the floor

everybody walk the dinosaur
Jul 6 2011 9:56PM
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anashyo
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 353
knock a bitch out, easy as that.
Jul 6 2011 10:04PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Attach a rock to this picture.


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Throw it through her window.
Jul 6 2011 10:09PM
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holy.shep
Posts: 413 - Karma: 24

hahaha sig'd

i always want to give u more karma but its always at 10/10

Jul 6 2011 10:22PM
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[creative]
Posts: 539 - Karma: 128
1. get a weird picture of her
2. get good a photoshop
3. blackmail the bitch
4. profit??? + no more stalker
Jul 6 2011 10:24PM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
Restraning order
Jul 6 2011 10:26PM
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los.pinguinos
Posts: 555 - Karma: 34
go to Compton
acquire multiple bloods
beat the bitch with said bloods

Jul 6 2011 10:27PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
One does not simply acquire Bloods.
Jul 6 2011 10:35PM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,591
holy fuck i've noticed that.
Jul 6 2011 10:36PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
thats why if you date me, then theres no drama, just premartial sex
Jul 6 2011 10:41PM
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wait.what
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 529
How do I shot gun...?
Jul 6 2011 10:42PM
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SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324
Fill her house and vehicle with a plethora of exotic cats and a boa constrictor or 3.
Jul 6 2011 10:44PM
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Timotheezy.
Posts: 747 - Karma: 157
well played
Jul 6 2011 11:08PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
inb4 poop on her parents' bed

Jul 6 2011 11:11PM
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ryan.c
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best post yet
Jul 6 2011 11:17PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
UPPERCUNT
Jul 6 2011 11:52PM
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Shlobby
Posts: 1665 - Karma: 303
women/
Jul 7 2011 12:29AM
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AOTEAROA
Posts: 2216 - Karma: 15
you are one good looking girl meeegzippper whatever your name is
Jul 7 2011 12:36AM
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