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Wheaty214
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Last week I went to the doctor because I have not been feeling very good at all for a couple of days. The doctor told me I have something that affects thousands of people. We tried everything to get rid of it, but nothing was working and now I come to you NS for support. How do you get rid of your stuffed noses? Mine will not go away and its pissing me the fuck off, I have a lacrosse game in a couple of hours and would like to be able to breathe while playing.

Jul 6 2011 4:32PM
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asddfgdsea
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hot shower?
Jul 6 2011 4:33PM
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GayWolf420
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Snort some blow off of a hookers ass.
Jul 6 2011 4:34PM
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maximiliaan
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use some coke, that is always the answer
Jul 6 2011 4:35PM
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SeanTom
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steam shower. do it, you won't
Jul 6 2011 4:35PM
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Wheaty214
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already tried, didnt work

Jul 6 2011 4:36PM
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Style+eeze
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By punching yourself repeatedly in the nose. Seriously, try it!
Jul 6 2011 4:37PM
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NickSki.
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Try that nasal liquid stuff
Jul 6 2011 4:39PM
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idskithat
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eat something reeeeeally spicy, works for me
Jul 6 2011 4:39PM
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Wheaty214
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went to ehow.com and found out how to make it, still didnt work
Jul 6 2011 4:40PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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big old spoonful of horseradish.
Jul 6 2011 4:44PM
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malonius_funk
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NETI POT. Google that shit. go buy that shit. put some hot salt water in that shit. proceed to stick spout up nose. salt water goes through sinuses and out the other nostril pushing out most of the mucus. repeat with other nostril.
Jul 6 2011 4:44PM
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Wheaty214
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Ive already taken a shower, made a solution of salt water and dripped it in my nose, have not tried the spicy food yet, blown my nose multiple times, nothing is working!!!!
Jul 6 2011 4:47PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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breathe right strips?
Jul 6 2011 4:49PM
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bangarangmules
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If your doctor couldn't figure it out, I can't imagine we can. I don't know man, but i'll bump it for you.
Jul 6 2011 4:51PM
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rugmuncher
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Buy these menthol crystals (@ the pharmacy). stick them in boiling water, close your eyes and stick your face on top of the bowl and breathe for 10 minutes. SHIT WORKS.
Jul 6 2011 4:53PM
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PKchu
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I got the same problem, just don't worry bout it and it'll be good
Jul 6 2011 4:53PM
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imajew
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get a bowl of boiling water and some olbas oil in it ( although its not that important). Hold you head above it with a towel over it and the bowl like a seal between the two. Breath through your nose as much as you can, inhaling the steam so its nearly too hot. That's always worked for me
Jul 6 2011 5:02PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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BUY THE REAL SHIT! The real stuff works on the worst stuffy noses. Trust me, I've used it multiple times.
Jul 6 2011 5:03PM
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AWALLRUS.
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eat spicey food

sniff strong alcohol or cat piss

use this:
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Jul 6 2011 5:12PM
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sndyrvr
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Have you tried sniffling?
Jul 6 2011 5:16PM
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JStrathern
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The Cinnamon Challenge
Jul 6 2011 5:18PM
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Wheaty214
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I just did the steam thing for like 10, didnt help. I took some robitussin 30 minutes ago and nothing happened

Jul 6 2011 5:19PM
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disastertourism
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I laughed really hard when I saw it was a blocked nose.

Take some hayfever/allergy medication, that might help
Jul 6 2011 5:22PM
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Cthulhu
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lay on your side, you'll feel your nose start to de-clog, sit up blow your nose, lay on other side, repeat until you can breath, works well and fast
Jul 6 2011 5:22PM
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ryano
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have you broken your nose before?

that a lot of times affects your sinus's..

you can have surgery to have it drilled down or realigned or whatever.

broke my news 4 years ago now, and its rare that i have a completely not stuffed up nose.. it sucks. but i deal with. hardly notice anymore.

Jul 6 2011 5:25PM
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Wheaty214
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+k to everyone that posted something that wasnt retarded, my nose is starting to clear up!
Jul 6 2011 5:30PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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yup. this.
Jul 6 2011 5:33PM
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soulskier
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half a bottle of nyquil fixed me last night, not sure how that would affect your lacrosse though
Jul 6 2011 5:33PM
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Phil-X-
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jackoff! right before you finish your nose will clear out 100% its a natural thing, im pretty sure it happens in order to maximize our efficiency during reproduction. no joke!
Jul 6 2011 5:35PM
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Phil-X-
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jackoff! right before you finish your nose will clear out 100% its a natural thing, im pretty sure it happens in order to maximize our efficiency during reproduction. no joke!
Jul 6 2011 5:35PM
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geteducated
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bunch of retards at the top suggesting to do an expensive drug with a blocked nasal passage.

noobs.
Jul 6 2011 5:54PM
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dmc12380
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use Afrin, except dont use it for more than a week straight
Jul 6 2011 5:55PM
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PopsicleStand
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live with it, it will go away. dont be a pussy.
Jul 6 2011 5:57PM
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ryan.c
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volcano. always works for me
Jul 6 2011 5:59PM
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deleted5
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Click for larger image over dose on this for a week.
Jul 6 2011 5:59PM
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lineskier10
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yup afrin is the shit
Jul 6 2011 6:02PM
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ChillTeenDad420
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yep. use a nose douche. it may feel a bit gnar, but i hear it does the job
Jul 6 2011 6:03PM
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belden...
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Have you actually tried like exercising? Playing lax may be the best thing for it. Whenever i have a stuffy nose it goes right away as soon as i start playing soccer
Jul 6 2011 6:08PM
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adamlukowski
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Those listerine strips
Jul 6 2011 6:09PM
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SteezBoss69
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this
Jul 6 2011 6:10PM
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Steezy_P
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this. like go to pizza hut or buffalo wild wings and get blazin wings. all you really need to do is smell them. works like a charm
Jul 6 2011 6:12PM
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steep
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. bam, works every time!
Jul 6 2011 6:13PM
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PeteySkeety
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Jul 6 2011 6:14PM
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bri.bug
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spicy fooooddd!!!
Jul 6 2011 6:16PM
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MothaHucker
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nose douche is the best way to fix stuffy noses, no lie
Jul 6 2011 7:09PM
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TOAST.
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just start playing lacrosse. I have the same problem as you and as soon as I start to do physical activities it goes away.
Jul 6 2011 7:19PM
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Wheaty214
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Yeh I think I have the flu considering I havent been able to keep any food down today. Yayyyyyy
Jul 7 2011 5:49PM
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[creative]
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this is what i always do to clear up my sinuses

1. get a jar of peanut butter
2. open the jar
3. spread the peanut butter all over your face
4. (important) have a small child or cat lick all the peanut butter off

this works for me every time
Jul 29 2011 10:07AM
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zacharyn
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Spicy food works really well. Like really hot food.
Jul 29 2011 10:16AM
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Phill.
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Hot rag in the nose.
or
Blow it, make is clear, then stuff tissue up it for like 15 minutes.
Jul 29 2011 10:23AM
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