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Your job title VS. Reality

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Jaymon
Posts: 860 - Karma: 1,213
Employer: LTEarth services

Job Title: Head of trails and groundwork

Reality: I cut roots for 11 hours a day.



copy the format above and let's see what the jobs you guys work are really like
Jul 5 2011 11:25PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
Title: OGO park attendant
Job: I push people down hills in OGO balls
Jul 5 2011 11:26PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
job title:Ski instructor

Reality: high speed babysitter
Jul 5 2011 11:27PM
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Sugarloaf1906
Posts: 102 - Karma: 26
Employer: Garofalo's Restaurant

Title: Server

Reality: Server

Yes, I know. Very boring.
Jul 5 2011 11:27PM
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1337
Posts: 31059 - Karma: 29,329
Title: Barista
What I do: Make lattes and shit, bitches love it
Jul 5 2011 11:29PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
title:landscaper
reality:i work my ass off to make peoples houses look nice.
Jul 5 2011 11:30PM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
Title:Unemployed
Reality: I play hockey and have no time to work
Jul 5 2011 11:30PM
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seemeski
Posts: 4210 - Karma: 124
Stewardess
Clean toilets with a Q-tip, suck up to rich people.
Jul 5 2011 11:30PM
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lukewalnuts
Posts: 2730 - Karma: 152
Title:Head of groundwork at apartments

Reality: i pull weeds mulch and mow grass :(
Jul 5 2011 11:31PM
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Newschooleri.
Posts: 396 - Karma: 554

Title: Ski Instructor

Reality: Jib around all day

Jul 5 2011 11:31PM
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biglurch
Posts: 91 - Karma: 10
title: kitchen expo
reality: ciggarette-smoker, toilet sitter, whip cream bandit, salad maker sometimes
Jul 5 2011 11:34PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
place: royal mountain ski area
title: winter: park manager,summer: labor grunt.
reality: winter i make mad bank, run a cat, and make all park decisions, summer: i do whatever. run a dozer, weedwack, restock shelves, dig shit.

Jul 5 2011 11:35PM
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TheRightCoast
Posts: 314 - Karma: 4
title: Dishwasher
Reality: I wash dishes
Jul 5 2011 11:36PM
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-emile-
Posts: 6613 - Karma: 8,592
title : unemployed

Reality : i jerk off very often and fool around on my summer setup
Jul 5 2011 11:37PM
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BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
job: pool attendant

Reality: not even a lifeguard just make sure kids dont do flips off diving board. Lame
Jul 5 2011 11:37PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
title: life guard
Reality: I yell at people to walk as i get tan.
Jul 5 2011 11:37PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
you would hate me, doing flips off diving boards is like the most fun thing ever
Jul 5 2011 11:38PM
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skiblandford
Posts: 1503 - Karma: 2
Tittle: Tennis Instructor
Reality: Throw hundreds of tennis balls to little kids/adults and listen to them question why they cant hit the ball correctly and even when i teach them how to do it correctly they forget by the next lesson
Jul 5 2011 11:38PM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
Title: Farmhand

Reality: I weed wack fence lines all day
Jul 5 2011 11:40PM
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BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
I love it too, it really breaks my heart that I have to get people in trouble for it.
Jul 5 2011 11:40PM
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sndyrvr
Posts: 684 - Karma: 119
Same exact fucking Job. Where do you work because I know you ski sr
Jul 5 2011 11:44PM
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seemeski
Posts: 4210 - Karma: 124
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Jul 5 2011 11:44PM
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BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
Just got hired at Bayleys camp ground
Jul 5 2011 11:45PM
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ESAND
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 744
Title: Investor Relations Manager
Actual work: Draft advertising material, edit contracts, contribute to translations, make xeroxes, send lots of fed ex packages, consult on marketing strategies and only once in a blue moon deal with investors.
Jul 5 2011 11:46PM
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147
Employer: La popessa (a pasta bar)
Job title: Assistant chef.
What I do: Cut vegetables, cook pasta, and flip pasta. Yeah it's pretty strait forward!
Jul 5 2011 11:47PM
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sndyrvr
Posts: 684 - Karma: 119
NOOOOOO FUCKING WAY I WORK THERE TOO
Jul 5 2011 11:49PM
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BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
NO WAY, my first shift was today but i ended up doing the gate because someone wasnt there or something! i work every night 3-10 besides mondays haha, some kid was rocking a windells shirt but i didnt get a chance to call him out. So random dude haha
Jul 5 2011 11:51PM
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djdiggidydave
Posts: 1216 - Karma: 555
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Jul 5 2011 11:52PM
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sndyrvr
Posts: 684 - Karma: 119
Word I worked last night 3-10. You working tomorrow?
Jul 5 2011 11:52PM
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deleted2
Posts: 958 - Karma: 107
Job title: film for local snow/skate shop,
Reality: smoke weed then film when ever i feel like it, also skate and ski a lot
Jul 5 2011 11:52PM
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akarlsen
Posts: 523 - Karma: 144
this, except that i dont have a summer setup.
Jul 5 2011 11:56PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
job title: unemployed reality: i dont do shit
Jul 6 2011 12:04AM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
JT: Kerby salesman
R: I sell Kerbys
Jul 6 2011 12:07AM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
hahahaha i may have to sig this
Jul 6 2011 12:10AM
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aint.no.thang
Posts: 56 - Karma: 20
Title: sous-chef

Reality: I flip burgers...
Jul 6 2011 12:12AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
Job titile: student at CU boulder
Reality: I do lots of drugs and drink to excess at the number 1 party school in america on my upper middle class white parent's dime
Jul 6 2011 12:12AM
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RIP_leos_shack
Posts: 714 - Karma: 3,219
Employer: Elcar Fence
Title: Fence post setter
Reality: I dig holes and mix concrete while my boss stands around smoking cigarettes occasionally putting posts in the holes that I dug and filling them with the concrete that I mixed.
Jul 6 2011 12:17AM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
Job Title: Park Staff
Reality: I build things with snow.
Jul 6 2011 12:17AM
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Juice.Doctor
Posts: 2791 - Karma: 293
Job Title: Golf caddy
Reality: I watch the golfers balls and clean his stick.
Jul 6 2011 12:22AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
Company: Nick-n-Willys pizza
Position: Pizza guy
reality: I take orders and wash dishes. then when i am done with that me and this other drink and make fun of people in the parking lot. there is a a coke dealer that parks his car right outside our store and deals coke. its prett lolz.
Jul 6 2011 12:22AM
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
employer- Mj's pizza bar and grill

title: food runner

reality: I slowly walk food to tables
Jul 6 2011 12:24AM
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wzrd
Posts: 78 - Karma: 11
Job Title: lifeguard

Reality: stare at girls and get tan

Jul 6 2011 12:26AM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
hurray :P
Jul 6 2011 12:26AM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
Employer: Hank and Frank Bicycle Shop
Job Title: Bike Builder
Reality: I dick around, laugh a lot, and work on bikes. And get paid hella bank.
Jul 6 2011 12:27AM
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Jaimee.
Posts: 846 - Karma: 87
Job Title: CAP Site Facilitator

Reality: I sit on the computer all day ( newschoolers, facebook, ancestry.ca). I say hi to people when they walk in the door and sometimes, if they need assistance I assist them. Once a week I drive around and put more books in the "Books Everywhere" bins to promote literacy.

**If you're wondering what a CAP site is, it's a Community Access Program site and we offer free computer and internet access as well as printing/photocopying/faxing at a low cost.
Jul 6 2011 12:29AM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
employer: Canadian National Railway. title: intercarrier compliance reality: i check invoices and fuck around wi spreadsheets all day
Jul 6 2011 12:29AM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
aha
Jul 6 2011 12:30AM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
so Top-Notch Golf Club Prostitute?
Jul 6 2011 12:33AM
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Jeffmnicholas
Posts: 821 - Karma: 42
job title: Ski Instructor
Reality: getting way too stoked for a minimum wage job that involves stuck up parents yelling at me all day
Jul 6 2011 12:33AM
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Jeffmnicholas
Posts: 821 - Karma: 42
job title: Ski Instructor
Reality: getting way too stoked for a minimum wage job that involves stuck up parents yelling at me all day
Jul 6 2011 12:33AM
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Fucktown
Posts: 474 - Karma: 22

Winter job - Title: Resort Cashier

What I do: Get bitched at by retarded customers for hours on end for shit that is their own fault.. and making peanuts while getting shit on by said customers. Oh, and 3 hrs of unpaid commuting daily starting at 6am.

Summer job - Title: Unemployed

What I do: Watch daytime TV and eat top ramen.

Much happier with top ramen

Jul 6 2011 12:39AM
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