Hang on, I'm here to feed the troll with a serious statement:
Left up to their own devices, the Conservative addiction to traditional values and material and moral comforts will end up putting us in a worse position than if Liberals were to take power. Not only do they seek to further marginalize marginalized communities (that is already abundantly clear in their stances), but they are notoriously susceptible to politicizing non-political issues, such as Global Warming, and Gay Rights. The neo-Conservative party has shown through action and sentiment that it is stubbornly unwilling to change in the slightest to conserve resources (this is considered a breach in their 'freedoms'), keep themselves healthy, or provide support in any way to their fellow citizens who may be underprivileged or different in a way they don't find "moral".
In response to this, Liberals seek to balance out the Conservatard agenda by employing equally ludicrous socialized programs and sentiments to people not even of this country, and do so blindly and without hesitation.
HOWEVER, this only means you will keep less of the money you earned. If that's all, then I'd rather live in a country that takes 25% of my paycheck and gives me the rights I deserve, rather than let wanton disregard for science, disregard for my fellow man/women's personal rights beyond what the bible traditionally allows, and general ignorance regarding the costs of vital planetary resources rule my life.
And i didn't even have to get into the specifics of the contraceptive war on women's rights, or clear examples of Conservative bigotry and hypocrisy (see: trans community + gay community) to give a compelling argument.