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I just got scared

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biglurch
Posts: 91 - Karma: 10
because i feel asleep on the toliet, and when i woke up it felt like i was on my motorcycle not holding on to anyrhing and then i almost crashed before i realized what was going on
Jul 3 2011 12:38AM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
Story of my life
Jul 3 2011 12:39AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
wow, what a shitty dream
Jul 3 2011 12:40AM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,943
LOLZ
Jul 3 2011 12:46AM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
Come on, man, toilet puns ruin your repootation.
Jul 3 2011 12:51AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
On a scale of 1 to Charlie Sheen how drunk were you when this happened. haha reminds me. I was slizzered at a dance and the next day i overcame my hangover and went skiing with one of my buds. He was like you were pretty fucked up last night i asked you how much you drank and you just stared at me for like 30 seconds then said "on a scale of 1 to charlie sheen i am a solid 7" then i was like hahah your a solid 7 and i was "yes yes i am" I know a pretty cool story huh?
Jul 3 2011 12:52AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
you sly fox you
Jul 3 2011 12:55AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
Did you happen to be smoking RoX?
Jul 3 2011 12:59AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
hahaha
Jul 3 2011 1:16AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37540 - Karma: 121,636
Roflcopter to base. Come in, over.
Jul 3 2011 2:26AM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,353
lol
Jul 3 2011 2:32AM
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Horizon
Posts: 368 - Karma: 21
hahaha.  Some funny shit if it's true.   I don't get how someone can fall asleep on a toilet though.  I guess when I'm on the toilet I mean business and get shit done.  I've never spent so long that I have time to fall asleep (YAY FIBER!!).
Jul 3 2011 6:35AM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
hah!
Jul 3 2011 10:52AM
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wolf.
Posts: 958 - Karma: 115
trololololololo! that for sure just made my morning.
Jul 3 2011 11:13AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
how many drugs did charlie sheen take?


Enough to kill 2 and a half men
Jul 3 2011 11:56AM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,009
what you did there i see it
Jul 3 2011 12:00PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
oooooooooooh fuck, ive done that before, but everything in the bathroom was white, so i thought it was clouds and i was falling from an airplane...
Jul 3 2011 12:05PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
once i was sleeping face-down on my pillow and dreamt that i was spitting on something. i woke up right before the spitting and stared at my pillow for a second and just spat on it. twas awkward.
Jul 3 2011 12:14PM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,591
Base to roflcopter. The pad is clear, permission to land. Over.
Jul 3 2011 12:15PM
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pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
hahaha vroom vroom goes the poo poo
Jul 3 2011 12:28PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37540 - Karma: 121,636
Copy that, base. Coming in to refit lmaobombs and lolrockets and refuel, over.
Jul 3 2011 2:33PM
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pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
...oh you know....17...


i was feeling a bit immature this morning as you can tell
Jul 3 2011 2:33PM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,591
Roger that, over.
Jul 3 2011 5:48PM
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Nathan_the_G
Posts: 514 - Karma: 13
did you have anything to drink?
Jul 3 2011 7:23PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
just 8 cups of water a day.
Jul 3 2011 10:23PM
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.Emerson.
Posts: 1548 - Karma: 16
Did you actually just use that in a sentence?
Jul 3 2011 10:39PM
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KevinK.
Posts: 564 - Karma: 209
I always have that dream! i can never reach the steering wheel and theres no brake pedal. Its weird cause i always dream about a certain stop sign that i lose control at in my car and theres a certain stop light that i always dream about losing control on my motorcycle at, glad im not the only one.
Jul 3 2011 10:41PM
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technique.
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 308
read my mind haha
Jul 3 2011 10:45PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
come'on man, he was just riding high like a g6
Jul 3 2011 10:48PM
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