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Zooey Deschanel

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The_Lord_of_Love
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I have decided that I'm going to marry Zooey Deschanel
Consider this a formal invite for all newschoolers to come to the wedding
time, date, place, etc. will be posted once I meet her and declare my love for her and we decide to get married
I expect to see you there
Jul 1 2011 3:21AM
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Ski_Alot
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this sounds like an amazing affair
Jul 1 2011 10:18PM
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Milksteak
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leggggooooooo
Jul 1 2011 10:20PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Emily Deschanel too! shes her sister but she has lighter hair and is older (she plays bones in the show bones)
Jul 1 2011 10:27PM
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jibnut
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First off I just saw this movie you've probably never seen with her in it, obviously raising my hipster title, and then she also has a clip that plays in my store for winnie the pooh because she sings the new winnie the pooh song in his new movie.
Jul 1 2011 10:29PM
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The_Lord_of_Love
Posts: 251 - Karma: 11
what movie
Jul 1 2011 11:03PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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This thread sucks. Not enough pics.
Jul 1 2011 11:06PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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i alway want to read her name as zoo-ee
Jul 1 2011 11:10PM
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Zimmerman
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thread needed more pics
Jul 1 2011 11:19PM
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Heinzler
Posts: 1931 - Karma: 125
royal purple possibly?
Jul 2 2011 12:50AM
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Travapple.
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yes thank you!!!

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who got the gif?
Jul 2 2011 3:28AM
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dreadyboy
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thank you, I was very confused/ too lazy to google. She's fuckin gorgeous and I claim the spot of pipe layer if OP has ED
Jul 2 2011 4:06AM
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infedel_one
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you suck. youll never do it you pussy.
Jul 2 2011 4:18AM
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Smuffy
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wow what a talented family. bones is hawt too
Jul 2 2011 10:24AM
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TechnoPotamus
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Jul 2 2011 10:37AM
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The_Lord_of_Love
Posts: 251 - Karma: 11
I would still take her over her sister in a heartbeat
Jul 3 2011 12:33PM
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dat_ski_dude
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Jul 3 2011 5:15PM
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tall_pants
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Dude sorry.. But me and her banged last week....
Jul 3 2011 8:11PM
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TMiller
Posts: 444 - Karma: 7
Her sister Emily Deschanel is way hotter
Jul 3 2011 8:26PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
does it hurt to know she married this guy?

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Jul 3 2011 9:11PM
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SeanTom
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Jul 3 2011 10:28PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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that dude is hipster as fuck
Jul 3 2011 10:51PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
if i was Zooey Deschanel i'd fuck panda_with_guns.
Jul 3 2011 10:54PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 36,027
Well who's fault is that?
God
Jul 3 2011 11:29PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14486 - Karma: 10,635
Katy Perry is so much hotter. I don't even find "zooey" attractive at all, I know they look almost indistinguishable, but Katy is so much better. Don't ask me how, cuz I don't know. It's gotta be the name.
Jul 3 2011 11:32PM
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Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240
fuck man I had dibs before you even knew aboot it !!
Jul 4 2011 2:05AM
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Candy
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 176
Um I call dibs on her if for some reason you two don't work out!

Cause I know she and I would definitely work.
Jul 4 2011 2:12AM
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northeast
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dibs on being priest.
Jul 4 2011 2:12AM
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Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240
i got dibs before you even knew how to spell dibs
Jul 4 2011 2:21AM
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The_Lord_of_Love
Posts: 251 - Karma: 11
Good deal
and just to clear this up
SHE'S MINE YOU CAN HAVE DIBS ON HER SISTER, KATY PERRY ETC. BUT NOT HER

Jul 4 2011 2:39AM
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MN_Nice
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Jul 4 2011 3:15AM
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ThaLorax
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Katy Perry makes terrible music. Zooey makes good movies.

I feel the opposite, I dont' get the big deal about Katy Perry. Seems like she only has nice tits going for her. If she didnt have near perfect sand bags, people wouldn't give a fuck about her. Zooey on the other hand has some vibe about her that oozes cute and I don't normally care about celebreties.
Jul 4 2011 5:58AM
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straightlining
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I call drummer in the band.
Jul 4 2011 6:06AM
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[cmyk]
Posts: 261 - Karma: 177
I think if all of NS... hell if two of us teamed up we could break this guys legs and make him too scared to datey Zooey. I'll do it bro just let me have at some bridesmaids too. oh yeah and i wanna dress up like harry from dumb n dumber
Jul 4 2011 12:41PM
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act.resist
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that guy looks like a raging douche bag
Jul 4 2011 1:02PM
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OscarTheGrouch
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does no one on ns know who that is? i completely understand why a girl like zooey deschanel married ben gibbard. i'm not happy about it whatsoever but i understand
Jul 4 2011 2:19PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,455
i listen to better music than he plays. she deserves better than deathcab/postal service.
Jul 4 2011 2:41PM
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snowflexzone
Posts: 200 - Karma: 18
i call accordion player.
bitches love accordions
/claim
Jul 4 2011 2:49PM
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act.resist
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no sorry i wasnt informed of him!
Jul 4 2011 2:54PM
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DirtyDan
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 158
Fucking hipsters and their Zooey Deschanel... she always looks tired as shit.
Jul 4 2011 5:26PM
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ImNotARacist
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Agreed.
Jul 4 2011 5:40PM
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Tree60
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Oct 10 2011 12:06AM
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cool_name
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no way im going with you can wear either the orange suit from dumb and dumber or the blue suit. you will not be allowed unless you are ether a hot (female only) and dtf, the bride, or the groom.

and whoever mention the movie before your fucking cockroach!!
Oct 10 2011 3:25AM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
bump..



because..


DIBS!




http://arts.nationalpost.com/2011/11/01/zooey-deschanel-and-ben-gibbard-split/

(hyperlink isn't working here for me)
Nov 1 2011 10:12PM
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snwbrdmilf
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You're all crazy. She's mine, back off.
Nov 1 2011 10:18PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
so did you marry her yet?
Nov 1 2011 10:23PM
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soulskier
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i will fight you
Nov 1 2011 10:25PM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,624
This calls for a Battle Royale
Nov 1 2011 10:29PM
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BmoChop
Posts: 2071 - Karma: 96
Zooey was my wife for a home ec class....but it was just a sham to appear classy, no worries man not trying to steal your woman. hope you two have fun together.
Nov 1 2011 10:29PM
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J.M
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and bingo was his name-o
Nov 1 2011 10:35PM
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