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The_Lord_of_Love
Posts: 251 - Karma: 11
I have decided that I'm going to marry Zooey Deschanel
Consider this a formal invite for all newschoolers to come to the wedding
time, date, place, etc. will be posted once I meet her and declare my love for her and we decide to get married
I expect to see you there
Jul 1 2011 3:21AM
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SteezTech
Posts: 1278 - Karma: 14
Sounds good.
Jul 1 2011 3:22AM
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SteezTech
Posts: 1278 - Karma: 14
I used to feel the same way about her haha.
Jul 1 2011 3:23AM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
dibs on giiving a druknk speech
Jul 1 2011 3:30AM
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The_Lord_of_Love
Posts: 251 - Karma: 11
you will be my best man
Jul 1 2011 3:31AM
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FerrisBueller
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ring bearer and /claim!!!!
Jul 1 2011 3:32AM
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SteezTech
Posts: 1278 - Karma: 14
Organ Player.
Jul 1 2011 3:35AM
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vailsux.com
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 440
You will be seeing a big more of her on TV.
Jul 1 2011 3:52AM
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Smuffy
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can i be the flower girl?
Jul 1 2011 4:01AM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
priest.

I'm down with the lord.
Jul 1 2011 4:38AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
maid of honor, cuz i luh da hoes
Jul 1 2011 7:57AM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
ya it would be nice at first, but she would get fucking annoying after a while.
Jul 1 2011 8:58AM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,635
how dare you question the vulture?!?!?!
Jul 1 2011 9:07AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
i hope she wouldn't mind being my organ player ZING
Jul 1 2011 9:28AM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,635

thats disrespectful ans innaproriate, how dare you call yourself a mod

Jul 1 2011 9:46AM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
i wanna be the casket carrier
Jul 1 2011 9:49AM
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.Blake.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 38
I'm gonna be the old farty man in front row
Jul 1 2011 10:18AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
i wish i was a mod, but nope, just a lonely technopotamus roaming threads looking for a purpose
Jul 1 2011 10:25AM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,635
im sorry i used such unkind words, i hope you someday find your home, technopotamus
Jul 1 2011 10:28AM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
in all seriousness i am a legitimate ordained minister and will gladly officiate your marriage in exchange for free drinks all night.


and i get to fuck all the bridesmaids.
Jul 1 2011 10:36AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
thank you sir, i shall reward you with 10/10, +500 street cred, and I shall return to my grazing on river weeds now.


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mmm...grassy
Jul 1 2011 10:37AM
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.frenchy
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Jul 1 2011 10:58AM
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The_Lord_of_Love
Posts: 251 - Karma: 11
you can be the strange wedding singer frenchy, like the one in teh Hangover
Jul 1 2011 1:35PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
too bad she is already married to ben gibbard.
Jul 1 2011 1:39PM
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MADDECENT
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Whoevers running the website in your sig is a fool.
Jul 1 2011 1:40PM
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The_Lord_of_Love
Posts: 251 - Karma: 11
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
THAT'S A BULLSHIT MEDIA WEDDING FOR PUBLIC EXPOSURE
WE WILL BE TOGETHER

Jul 1 2011 1:41PM
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Blurst
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sorry dude
Jul 1 2011 1:41PM
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The_Lord_of_Love
Posts: 251 - Karma: 11
lol I love it, it's so entertaining he's like a bi-polar stalin
Jul 1 2011 1:42PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
why what's with it
Jul 1 2011 4:15PM
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wasatch_rat
Posts: 1772 - Karma: 2,951
this thread is nothing without pictures. i'll be the photographer

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she is such a classy hot
Jul 1 2011 4:22PM
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emilyiscool
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can i be a bridesmaid?
Jul 1 2011 4:24PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
I will be fucking all bridesmaids pre/post-wedding.
Jul 1 2011 4:35PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
sounds fun
Jul 1 2011 4:35PM
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katalina
Posts: 794 - Karma: 16
wut.
Jul 1 2011 4:36PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
sarcasm, no im not going to fuck milksteak
Jul 1 2011 4:36PM
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katalina
Posts: 794 - Karma: 16
wut.
Jul 1 2011 4:37PM
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Milksteak
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Thank god.
Jul 1 2011 5:12PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
the feelings mutual
Jul 1 2011 5:17PM
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pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
double negative so you are going to fuck milksteak.



jeaaaa buddy
Jul 1 2011 5:37PM
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The_Lord_of_Love
Posts: 251 - Karma: 11
who are you? but yes I'll see if you can
Jul 1 2011 6:24PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
ahaha sweet thanks
Jul 1 2011 6:26PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
can all NS'ers arrive in matching suits of a certain color?

i say powder blue
Jul 1 2011 6:29PM
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The_Lord_of_Love
Posts: 251 - Karma: 11
or neon green
Jul 1 2011 6:31PM
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I.B
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She is so pretty. NOMNOMNOMNOM I would destroy her
Jul 1 2011 6:34PM
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The_Lord_of_Love
Posts: 251 - Karma: 11
she's taken
you can have katy perry, she's almost the same
Jul 1 2011 6:44PM
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little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,861
you sir



are my new best friend
Jul 1 2011 9:00PM
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little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,861
you sir



are my new best friend
Jul 1 2011 9:00PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
i get one.
Jul 1 2011 9:01PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,635
please stop trying to steal from the post technopotumus gave to me
Jul 1 2011 9:04PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
i don't want an invite to this wedding
Jul 1 2011 9:17PM
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Travapple.
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saggy cbars too?????
Jul 1 2011 9:51PM
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