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I just got diagnosed with mono... Have you had mono?

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ReignMan
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Hey so i just got diagnosed with mono. blows. so i was wondering for those of you who have gotten it. how long till i can share a piece with friends. how lond till i can kiss a girl. how long am i gonna be down?


I still have a good amount of energy. enough to go and hang with friends if i wouldnt infect them. its possible i got it a while ago and am just having a break out. please help.
Jul 1 2011 12:20AM
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cum
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yup. youre screwed. probably shouldnt even be on NS
Jul 1 2011 12:21AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Yeah make sure your will is filled out and shit.

But for real, for me it lasted like 2 weeks of being contagious. Roughly a month until I felt up to like %90 percent again.
Jul 1 2011 12:25AM
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[evan]
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Dicks^

My sister had mono like 6 months back and it's bad. She had it real bad seeing as she had it during finals and couldn't come home till' she was done. I think it took her about 3 months to be back to her maximum strength, but it's important to know that mono doesn't ever go away completely, it'll always be there. Don't share anything until your doctor gives you the ok.
Jul 1 2011 12:25AM
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ReignMan
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fuck you guys. serious answer please. before i pass out...
Jul 1 2011 12:25AM
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ReignMan
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thanks guys who gave me legitness. night. love you.
Jul 1 2011 12:28AM
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derpina
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I had mono. Except I had it simultaneously with Meningitis. And now I have a fucked central nervous system and health complications I'll be battling the rest of my life. Not a happy ending for me.


Sounds like you're not even in the hospital though... you'll be fine in a week.
Jul 1 2011 12:32AM
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FBGM
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Kiss a girl and dont tell her you have mono.
Jul 1 2011 2:45AM
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jeR.
Posts: 1325 - Karma: 58
had it this year at school for 3 months, wasnt diagnosed for 2 months and in that time i shared alot of joints and fucked my girlfriend alot, but after i knew i had mono i stopped. i didnt end up infecting anyone but i wouldnt risk it.
Jul 1 2011 2:48AM
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I.B
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I thought this said "meaningless tits" i was like WHOA THEY HAVE THAT
Jul 1 2011 2:49AM
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FBGM
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Yeah, just don't tell anybody you have it and you're in the clear.
Jul 1 2011 2:51AM
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.jersey
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Never had it. I dont kiss dirty girls.
Jul 1 2011 2:52AM
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FBGM
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I hope you get Mono.
Jul 1 2011 2:53AM
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.jersey
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its only a matter of time, hahaha
Jul 1 2011 3:00AM
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pimpcat
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I mono ski all the time dude, you just have to work on getting out of the water or else it feels like your shoulders are going to explode every time you fuck up. Once you've mastered getting up, jumping the wake is fun stuff to learn. There's instructional videos on youtube and shit. YEAHHH MONO SKIING!
Jul 1 2011 8:04AM
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jibmeisterflex
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Not what this is about it's about the kissing disease retard. Dory if u actually are retarded.
Jul 1 2011 8:52AM
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TechnoPotamus
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liquor before beer and you're in the clear.

hoes before queers and you're in the clear.

sluts before tears and you're feeling queer.

tears before queers and you're gay in the rear.

Beer is heinous and you're gayness in the anus.



ok i'm done
Jul 1 2011 9:07AM
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pimpcat
Posts: 858 - Karma: 321
Did you mean sorry? And I know what it's about. Lighten up chump.
Jul 1 2011 9:37AM
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derpina
Posts: 2186 - Karma: 55
TATA'S! No pair of tata's are ever meaningless! :D
Jul 1 2011 9:45AM
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.frenchy
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I havn't had it either :D
Jul 1 2011 9:50AM
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kenzieann
Posts: 1535 - Karma: 391
Be careful. I had a friend in grade 9 that died from it. It makes your organs swell so you have to be careful with activities. He died from heart failure due to mono. So fucked :(
Jul 1 2011 11:19AM
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PacificRimJob
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Yeah... I had it before. Just make sure you get it taken care of, because if you dont, your spleen will swell and explode et al Simon Dumont style...
Jul 1 2011 11:28AM
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BIGben*
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HahahahH!
Jul 1 2011 11:28AM
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