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Clever status hacks on FB

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*Michael*
Posts: 500 - Karma: 73
Who gives a shit on the details, but basically my brother left his up, so i wanna say something clever and i'm out of ideas. so if anyone's feeling witty tonight, lets see it
Jun 29 2011 2:25AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
Find some weird kid on FB (either guy or girl)preferable that he will see alot that he is not friends with Add them and PM them "I was browsing through your pics and i have to say i haven't busted that big of a load in a long time".
Jun 29 2011 2:22PM
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panojibber
Posts: 3382 - Karma: 216
I always change people's names. Takes a few days for it to pop up sometimes and when it does its gold. Its just under account settings... Have fun.
Jun 29 2011 2:27PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
hahahah yes!!!!
Jun 29 2011 2:28PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
"I finally fit three fingers in my asshole!!!"
Jun 29 2011 2:31PM
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S.P
Posts: 207 - Karma: 26
hahahaha
Jun 29 2011 2:33PM
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garret.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 585
send a relationship request to a really ugly girl on his account.


and fuck up all of his info.
Jun 29 2011 2:51PM
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mnfreeskier
Posts: 939 - Karma: 69
quality thread right here.
Jun 29 2011 4:53PM
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buddychaps
Posts: 1817 - Karma: 583
My sister's status read:

"THERE'S POOP EVERYWHERE!!!! DIARRHEA IS LITERALLY RUNNING DOWN MY LEG! AHH STOP THE MADNESS!"

and once again:

"oops! I sharted again!! This white carpet will never be the same!!!"


Jun 29 2011 4:56PM
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little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,867
Just saw mom and dad doing it. Akward. Lol
Jun 29 2011 4:59PM
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Fun_dip
Posts: 2623 - Karma: 913
wqfetrhtbgtjmk,lookijhnygtrfthjklo. sorry, i just wiped the jizz off my keyboard
Jun 29 2011 5:00PM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6196 - Karma: 2,302
im hornier than usual right know
Jun 29 2011 5:02PM
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StreetsOfRage
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 4
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I hope your dad wont get this pissed
Jun 29 2011 5:02PM
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dunkaroos
Posts: 2574 - Karma: 633
That is amazing
Jun 29 2011 5:07PM
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tripnip
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 482
DO THIS give us his name we will all fiend him then you add us all then we troll hard like we do

Jun 29 2011 5:09PM
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-ROY-
Posts: 3633 - Karma: 1,503
make fake listing in craigslist personals as him. post under his fb asking for people to check it out and shit. make the listing realy nasty possibly including pics.
Jun 29 2011 5:16PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
Yeah dude, just change their name to "P. Nis Muncher" or something along the lines of that.
Jun 29 2011 5:21PM
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Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
"Just whacked it with sunscreen. Looks like I'm not getting burnt this summer."
Jun 29 2011 5:42PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,657
so much win, so little time
Jun 29 2011 5:46PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
Fucking awesome
Jun 29 2011 5:50PM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
enormous amounts of win
Jun 29 2011 6:06PM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
I changed my friends name mikehawk is small
Jun 29 2011 6:07PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
Mike Hoxmal
Jun 29 2011 6:08PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
I'm proud as fuck to be in a fraternity hahaha and my ex is a dumbass hahah i don't love getting shit on my dick at all its gross but I've fucked some ass sorry you havent gotten the chance bruddah. You sound like you're a little jealous. hahaha
Jun 29 2011 6:11PM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,353
Oh my god.
Jun 29 2011 6:16PM
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CKpolicy
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 2,463
best one ive seen is when my buddy did nothing but change my birthday to like the next day, i didnt notice until my wall was full of happy birthdays when it was like 8 months away
Jun 29 2011 6:35PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
best things to do are to change the birthday and to change their sex to female if they are a girl. make sure you delete the post on their wall that says they updated their info
Jun 29 2011 6:58PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
go to the "people you may know" section and just add everybody
Jun 29 2011 7:06PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
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Jun 29 2011 7:09PM
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gabe.
Posts: 1891 - Karma: 47
just "like" everything, like every single post on top news and most recent and go back a few days
Jun 29 2011 7:49PM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
poke everyone on his friends list
Jun 29 2011 8:07PM
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LIL_WAT
Posts: 1900 - Karma: 475
Just do stuff to parody the person you're Fraping eg. say something really cocky like "great game from me today, too bad i cant say the same about my team mates", also going onto girls photos, especially OLD photos and 'liking' them , commenting them is pretty funny. 
Jun 29 2011 8:13PM
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whegrodamus.
Posts: 933 - Karma: 12
poke fat people
Jun 29 2011 9:08PM
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LittleFoot
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 57
ask out every girl. youre bound to get a couple of yess
Jun 29 2011 9:16PM
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Casey
Posts: 7849 - Karma: 24,324
I cant wait for lee majors to die so I can change my name to lee majors without looking like an asshole
Jun 29 2011 9:23PM
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*Michael*
Posts: 500 - Karma: 73
these are getting pretty good. i'm surpised he hasn't posted in here yet. his NS name is siversex
Jun 29 2011 9:58PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805

fapping brb.

Jun 29 2011 9:59PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
DONT DO ANYTHING ABOUT DICKS/BEING GAY theyre funny but not at all believable, make it something he would actally say
Jun 29 2011 10:28PM
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50in07
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 1,471
Change his sex to female so instead of saying stuff like "His album" it will say "her album". He will never no and people will make fun of him.
Jun 29 2011 10:42PM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4686 - Karma: 3,408
if they make fun of him, then he will *know.

a while i got my buddy really good. first we changed all of his likes, just simple stuff like changing his movies to the notebook and stuff. then i went to my sisters account and added like 50 of her fellow freshman girls. (hes like 19) then finally we changed his languages to squares. everything just appears in squares. it was pretty epic
Jun 29 2011 10:49PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 467
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Jun 29 2011 10:54PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 467
i laughed so hard. this thread is full of win
Jun 29 2011 10:58PM
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BIGben*
Posts: 1942 - Karma: 8
I love a little virgin boy!
Jun 29 2011 11:22PM
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Candy
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 176
Changed my friend's work to "Recruiter at Hannah Montana Fan Club", and went to his music and he likes Justin Beiber and all the rest. Changed his political views to "Beiber for President". Just basically his whole info page.

It has been almost SIX months, and he hasn't noticed yet. hahaha
Jun 30 2011 12:01AM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
prob said but the best is just to make it so it says hes interested in men because he wont notice right away did it my brother and he didn't notice till 6 months later when he found out from a friend
Jun 30 2011 2:08AM
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oil.
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,254
so much good stuff, mythreadz
Jul 1 2011 11:18PM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
make a super serious and somewhat longish paragraph about how he has decided to come out of the closet. Don't say anything super gay or you will give it away, just make it serious. If anyone comments something like "haha no" or "dude you got facebook hacked", reply with a long paragraph raging about how gays need equal rights and that he wants to be treated with respect.
Jul 2 2011 2:01AM
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TinyTigers
Posts: 484 - Karma: 213
Went on such a great hunting trip last weekend, www.shakethatbear.com
Jul 2 2011 2:12AM
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real_talk
Posts: 106 - Karma: 10
at first i was like... ok they shot a bear outta a tree.... coooool...


then they started fucking on the dead bear.
Jul 2 2011 3:03AM
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boozer
Posts: 521 - Karma: 35,623
Dear facebook, today I saw gay porn on the Internet and I thought to myself, well that's... Thats kinda cool
Jul 2 2011 3:58AM
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