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Recreational ketamine is wack #realtalk #notontwitter

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biglurch
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heres a rant about ketamine:

Okay so most drugs can be used as a tool, even hard drugs that people criticize. For example cocaine: tool for focus, energy, confidence.LSD, a tool for insight, realizations, and tripping balls going crazy being a loony(same for mushrooms and other psychedelics. herion: while still pretty fucked up, can been seen as a tool for pain, relaxation, and sleep. meth:fuck meth but everyknows its a tool for making you feel like superman. xanax and shit is great for relaxtion and sex drive and after a long night when your tired and wanna sleep but your face is still melting.

ketamine, on the other hand, seems to me to be a tool for getting confused, disconnected, disoriented, and just genreally fucked up and off balance. im writing this because today i did some and it wasnt unplaesent, but i feel there is no situation in my life where i would want to be on ketamine.
and it used to be used as a battlefield anesthic which is gnarly....get shot up with ket as your dying
i didnt go in ahole, but i was being pulled upward and decided no to rip into ti.


sparknotes, i dislike ketamine, unless i havent done it in the right setting.






drugs are bad though and make you stupid, dont do em cause i dont give a fuck alot
Jun 29 2011 12:48AM
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dex.
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ok. which one are you on right now?
Jun 29 2011 12:50AM
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danderson.
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Who the fuck cares?
Jun 29 2011 12:53AM
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I.B
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Jun 29 2011 12:53AM
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biglurch
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im pretty sure just some bars and strawberry cough earwax. and i just got this jimmy johns #9 no onions light lettuce extra sauce double cheese in, its fire
Jun 29 2011 12:56AM
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biglurch
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all you bros that have much cooler bro storys obviously dont. im warning you not to fuck with k cause its pointless, you should be thanking my generous mature advice rather than swearing at your elders
Jun 29 2011 12:59AM
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Prepreip
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Also a tool in treating depression, opioid addiction, complex regional pain syndrome, and postoperative pain.
Jun 29 2011 1:00AM
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inactive
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some drugs disorient you dude. salvia is like that too, it's not a trip, its a drug that takes thing away from you.


Jun 29 2011 1:01AM
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danderson.
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Well, I've really never been tempted to fuck with that shit, but thank you, I guess.
Jun 29 2011 1:07AM
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Master_Debater
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ive done it, it sucks.
Jun 29 2011 1:10AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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So as most of you know I experiment with drugs mostly psychedelics but I can honestly say ketamine is one of the dumbest fucking drugs you can do. So basically one time we were picking up some chron chron from a guy who ran to the dispense for me and a buddy. (pre card days) So we decide to smoke with this kid who is a sketch ball but a reliable hook. He brings out a baggy of some crystally type shit and he is like just picked up some K. Then he goes yeah i just take key bumps of this all day it just gets you fucked up. This shit is the good stuff too its human grade. I was like what the fuck? What does that even mean hahah. I knwo what it means K is a tranq for cats and have the strength for horses too. But human grade. Ketamine made for the consumption of drug use. So dumb. But as i told myself a long time ago i wanted to experiment and try everything and he gave me a key bump. Absolute dumbest drug ever it makes you feel all like off coordinated confused just a strange feeling and doesn't even last that long. Never doing it again stupid fucking drug. Shouldn't have tried it and i regret it. I put it up there with pills aka shit i will never touch. Basically throughout my experimentation i have found that I will smoke weed, i will do shrooms maybe 4 times a year, acid max of ten trips a year, mdma maybe 6 times a year. Just gotta be smart about it. When i get out of my sophmore year im sure all those numbers wil diminish even more. And after college you gotta wise up and cut out the kid stuff. But ill be smoking like a chimney for a long long time. Weed saves lives.


Jun 29 2011 1:10AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Reminded me of this video

Jun 29 2011 1:13AM
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danderson.
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I'm crying from laughing so hard. Too funny.
Jun 29 2011 1:20AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Motherfucker is out of there. And that bitch is pissed, someone lied to her.
Jun 29 2011 1:28AM
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kooleobenez
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I died watching this. almost peed
Jun 29 2011 10:10AM
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proZach
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ketamine is a dissociative anesthetic. similar to pcp and dxm.

aka, ketamine is a horse tranquilizer. have fun kids.
Jun 29 2011 11:56AM
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TechnoPotamus
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hash tags are stupid and annoying
Jun 29 2011 12:09PM
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.frenchy
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damn, techno knows whats up!

And OP you forgot potz.

Jun 29 2011 12:12PM
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TechnoPotamus
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tehe #drugs #drugs #drugs
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Jun 29 2011 12:16PM
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.frenchy
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#drugs #swag #albinomonkeys #tigersemen

amicoolnow?

Jun 29 2011 12:19PM
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eheath
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Problem #1: You think drugs are tools. All hard drugs fuck you up, just like K.
Jun 29 2011 12:26PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Jun 29 2011 12:27PM
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biglurch
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if you dont think of drugs as tools, you must be fat or something

tool :

4.anything used as a means of performing an operation or achieving an end: he used his amphetamines as tool for completing his paper and staying up all night, afterwards he used his alprazolam as a tool to induce rest so as to be well rested for next days presentation.




right there drugs were used to perform an operation thus achieving an end.


drugs are a tool, they make life easier if you use them responsible.
Jun 29 2011 11:01PM
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SeanTom
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>this whole thread
Jun 29 2011 11:26PM
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geteducated
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yes ketamine sucks. did nothing for me. just the drips.
Jun 29 2011 11:36PM
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BenWhit
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if anyone resorts to cocaine for confidence, or even energy, they're fucking fucked up.
Jun 29 2011 11:37PM
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AWALLRUS.
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hard drugs are sketchy
dont touch that shit
Jun 29 2011 11:39PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Yola is a dumber drug than K is. Doesn't give you anything worth the money that you pay done it a handful of times never again though shits gay and stupid and not even good in colorado.
Jun 29 2011 11:42PM
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BenWhit
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I can honestly say I've never touched drugs, not because I have a moral objection or anything, just never got into it. Should I ever choose to experiment, I'll surely stay away from coke and shit.
Jun 30 2011 12:04AM
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KEVTRON
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this made me LOL so fuckin hard
Jun 30 2011 2:46AM
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Balto
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I use to say that, then I realized that many "hard drugs" are quite fun if you are smart about them. Lets just say this, I would much rather do a line of blow then go drinking
Jun 30 2011 2:51AM
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bgould
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DO YOU SAY THE SAME THING IN THE MORNING?
Jun 30 2011 2:52AM
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Balto
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yes.
Jun 30 2011 2:58AM
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bgould
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HAVE YOU EVER DONE LINES WHILE DRINKING HEAVILY? NOT SURE IF MINE WAS JUST CUT WITH BABY POWDER OR SOMETHING BUT THE NEXT MORNING I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE I GOT HIT BY A BUS AND USUALLY STAY IN BED UNTIL IT IS DARK OUT.
Jun 30 2011 3:00AM
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nneth_time
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I've never done ketamine, but the way you describe what it's used for is what alcohol is used for. Stop your bitching, this happens all the time.

Also what's wrong with wanting to feel like superman?
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Jun 30 2011 3:09AM
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ECB
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METH JOKES ARENT FUNNY
Jun 30 2011 3:11AM
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nneth_time
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[IMG]http://images.media.nscdn.com/index.php?src=http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/member/icons/127004.jpg?v=1308925437&size=400x1000[/IMG]Holy fuck, you're still here?


Also inb4 hipster_thug says something pro ketamine.
Jun 30 2011 3:12AM
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eheath
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hahaha that last line killed me
Jun 30 2011 3:40AM
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