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What does your last name mean?

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JakeAssBeatClap
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My last name is Schoonmaker its dutch. Basically i have heard that it either means boat maker or ship maker which is a noble profession and pretty cool and would explain my love for nautical movies. But we have also heard that it means street sweeper or cleaner. Schoonmaker can be traced really fucking far back so in back in the olden times we were dope fucking boat makers... or we cleaned the poop and dead plague victims out of the gutters of the streets.

but I am neither of those things. I am SCHOON and i am an environmental studies major. Trees, energy, sun, wind power, water depletion, more trees, hippies, dumb blonde girls, my friend petrie, my friend ben who was pre law then fucked up and is now in environmental studies. Thats what that shits about. sonnnn
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
My last name is Dick, it means penis.
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Thug**
Posts: 511 - Karma: 87
Mine means German. Its Deutsch
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maximiliaan
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hahaha a schoonmaker is someone that cleans stuff up:)
my name is castelein and its an beer brewer, and the barkeeper :D
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
for real?!?! my ancestors picked up after people. FFFFFUUUUUUU. hahahahah

how do you know though?
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
im dutch :)
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
Bauer = farmer/builder in German!
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
And I'm not kidding, for the record.
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Chubz.
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I dont know what my last name means. But it's McIntire. Its irish.
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JakeAssBeatClap
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well damn its settled we clean dat shit up thanks for the info hahah
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
sorry for the bummer :)
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DopeDiecuts
Posts: 494 - Karma: 39
Wise.. ancestors we're pretty damn smart people.
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.frenchy
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Frechette Meaning:  someone who lived near Frechet (ash tree or ash wood), in France.

jah
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
commander, leader, or ruler
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JKill
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My last name is Kill and it came from German "Associates" of the famous Irish Clan "Kelly". It originated from a reference to fair hair. At least that is what a websites is telling me.
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ORDEAL
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one who makes pots.... or a wizard
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Inbred_Redneck
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Weber= german for one who weaves shit

so weber= weaver
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Jaimee.
Posts: 846 - Karma: 87
I can't find anything on the meaning of my last name.
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Malcolm
Posts: 15953 - Karma: 9,500
I looked up my last name and its origin is uncertain. fuck
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skiminnesota
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Swanson
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[evan]
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I typed in my last name, but Google refuses to believe the name Aiudi and gives me a couple billion results on the meaning Audi.
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blah..
Posts: 534 - Karma: 13
Wise.
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
My last name is Greek. No one else in the world (other than my relatives) have the same last name as me. I unique as fuck.
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Petersaurusrex
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Peterson: The son of Peter (meaning rock).
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DUKES
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 701
it refuses your name cause you are fucking douche take your thumb and shove it up your pooper
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Malcolm
Posts: 15953 - Karma: 9,500
Try searching something like this instead:

aiudi name origin -audi
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12028 - Karma: 9,572
Noyes.  i have no idea what that means..    
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,308
a person living in a snake infested wood.....
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,678

Scottish: Anglicized form of Gaelic Mac an tSaoir ‘son of the craftsman’. Compare IrishMcAteer.



Read more on FamilyEducation:http://genealogy.familyeducation.com/surname-origin/mcintyre#ixzz1QcpfhuDL
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broto
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my last name means round in italian
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-GL-
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my last name is lavall but was lavalle before my ancestors immigrated and then it was changed, i means "from the valley"
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wameron
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cameron means crooked nose in scottish, i dont have one of those
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wameron
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cameron means crooked nose in scottish, i dont have one of those
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Caucasian_Asian
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 1,665
"Star" and "Field"
 
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BIGben*
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O'Donnell, it means from donnell.
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ImNotARacist
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I THINK IM SUPPOSE TO DRAPE THINGS.
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
Apparently my last name is Greek for manly. Fuck yea.
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stupendous-man
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apparently Bugni in Italian means beekeeper. im so boring compared to some of you
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
merrill- sparkling sea
lol
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Lemuel
Posts: 14544 - Karma: 11,151
Hero/ man of courage/ man of valor

BYAAAAAAAAAA!
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SeanTom
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pfffff, hahaha


mine's.....in here

Greek form of the Aramaic name תָּאוֹמָא (Ta'oma') which meant "twin". In the New Testament this was the name of the apostle who initially doubted the resurrected Jesus. According to tradition he was martyred in India. Due to his renown, the name came into general use in the Christian world.

In England the name was introduced by the Normans and became very popular due to Saint Thomas Becket, a 12th-century archbishop of Canterbury and martyr. Another notable saint by this name was the 13th-century Italian philosopher and theologian Thomas Aquinas, who is regarded as a Doctor of the Church. Other famous bearers include philosopher Thomas Hobbes (1588-1679), American president Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826), novelist Thomas Hardy (1840-1928), and inventor Thomas Edison (1847-1931).

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Mama.
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BADASS.
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.MASSHOLE.
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Mines German..means Governor from the Corner City..
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Rachy
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from it's oldest meaning, I'm related to an aryan king from England.... It's more recent meaning means someone in my family was a Knight. My ancestors are of royal blood. Pretty badass.
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Relish_man
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this thread is funny i can now stalk many NSers on facebook i feel special
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Relish_man
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ryantheconnolly
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connolly= valiant/ faithful to pledges. pretty sweet
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Chilly.
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Arnett - Comes from the old germanic names "Arnold, Arnolt", meaning "EAGLE-POWER"

FUCK YEA
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Sitch.
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a Sick Cunt
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FBGM
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I mean...do you know my first name? I think my facebook is super private anyway, not that i would mind.
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Zimmerman
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Zinter- Ash or ember
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