Name two things...

AWALLRUS.

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jumbo hot dogs and jell-o

Jun 25 2011 11:37PM

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FerrisBueller

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a large teddy bear and candy

Jun 25 2011 11:39PM

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ryantheconnolly

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a thread that already happened and a pack of needles...

Jun 25 2011 11:40PM

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ILLinoisance

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baby wipes and diapers

Jun 25 2011 11:42PM

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TACO-DOG.exe

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Link, and how long ago?

Jun 25 2011 11:42PM

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.spaghetticat.

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candels and lotion or porn magazines

Jun 25 2011 11:44PM

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Chubz.

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I remember laughing my ass off about it last summer, i think...

Jun 25 2011 11:45PM

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trettzilla

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dildos and reposts?

Jun 25 2011 11:45PM

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TACO-DOG.exe

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well fuck me sideways. whatever its still funny!

Jun 25 2011 11:47PM

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EL_TIGRE

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cucumbers and sleeping pills

Jun 25 2011 11:47PM

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Chubz.

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hehe i lol'd

Jun 25 2011 11:47PM

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ryantheconnolly

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https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/592870/

but first is the worst and second is the best right?

Jun 25 2011 11:48PM

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BIGben*

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Sleepingpills and candy.

Jun 26 2011 12:46AM

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BigBadWolf

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a cucumber and lube.

Jun 26 2011 1:06AM

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esotericjive

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A flare gun and a roll of duct tape.

Jun 26 2011 1:10AM

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N.Rosenberger

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A nice cup of shut the fuck up. and fuck you

Jun 26 2011 1:13AM

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hellyeaaaah

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hahaha this is brilliant. Threads.

Jun 26 2011 1:15AM

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-emile-

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thread for later haha will try one of these

Jun 26 2011 1:16AM

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CrotchKiller

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candy and children's toys

Jun 26 2011 1:18AM

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JKill

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Trash bags and ammonia.

Jun 26 2011 1:26AM

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Davy.Crockett

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happy 10 year old birthday card and a ball gag

Jun 26 2011 1:27AM

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ORDEAL

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Rope and tent stakes

Jun 26 2011 1:29AM

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Bodhisattva_

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If I make a third will I have a hairy chest, like animal?

Jun 26 2011 1:30AM

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I.B

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How bout a repost thread and an idiot?

Jun 26 2011 1:31AM

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ORDEAL

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Repost

Jun 26 2011 1:33AM

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Jeffmnicholas

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a gorilla costume and a banana

Jun 26 2011 1:39AM

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RIP_leos_shack

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Dog treats and a tennis ball

Jun 26 2011 1:41AM

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technique.

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a mop and bucket

Jun 26 2011 1:49AM

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BigBadWolf

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fuck i love your username.

Jun 26 2011 1:51AM

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los.pinguinos

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ur mom and ur mom's mom.... also BLUNTZZZZZ

Jun 26 2011 1:54AM

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technique.

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thanks dude. my sweet-ass topher icon wont work though

Jun 26 2011 1:57AM

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BigBadWolf

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g dang it. my retarded guy cop icon wont work either :/

Jun 26 2011 2:01AM

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Davy.Crockett

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TOPHER

Jun 26 2011 2:09AM

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emilyiscool

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tampons and a pack of chocolate bars

Jun 26 2011 2:11AM

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.travis.

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hahahahahahaha this wins by far

Jun 26 2011 2:13AM

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ryantheconnolly

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damn i bet it was tight butthole

Jun 26 2011 5:03PM

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razors-chaz

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a fly fishing magazine and hand cream

Jun 26 2011 5:31PM

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jessica-s

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lube and protein powder ;) my men go hard!

Jun 26 2011 5:36PM

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theJones

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candy and a baseball bat

Jun 26 2011 5:39PM

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JIBpsy^^

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This thread has been made countless times

Jun 26 2011 5:51PM

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I_Am_Mod

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condoms

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watersnakes

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Oprah magazine

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Jun 26 2011 5:57PM

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ohmythugaim

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Surely this thread would yeild more creative responses if it were 3 things that you could buy to make the cashier uncomfortable, excluding condoms...

penis shaped object + weird thing that could arouse you + condoms WOLOLOLOL!1!!!1!1

Also, condoms + diapers + cigarettes... then pretend you dont have enough cash to pay for it all and put the diapers back.

Jun 26 2011 7:23PM

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