The Time I got assaulted in a Drivethrough... A story for NS

I just read through a thread that inspired me to share my story with you all... enjoy

It was a chilly winter evening and my friends(who were fairly intoxicated) and I decided to go to jack in the box. We start to leave when another friends car pulls up and one of my large football player friends takes off with the other vehicle, strange we though...

We then make the 5 minute trip and enter the drivethrough where my other very large offensive lineman friend rolls down the rear window and starts talking to some thizz kids in a shitty civic in front of us.. "what's good he say's", my friend says something stupid in his drunken state which enrages the thizz kid driver.. "You wanna get stabbed?" he exclaims. "yeah let's do it right now" my large friend says through drunken laughter, at which point the thizz kid climbs out of his car, 40oz in hand, and makes his way towards my vehicle. It is important to note that his shirt read simply "blow me", that's important for later in the story.

Anyway he makes his way towards us yelling all the while, "you tryna turf bruh!?" my friend is... He then opens the door and attempt to pull the 270+ pound Occidental University lineman out of the car, while he is laughing in his(rather skinny) assailants face, "dude your shirt says blow me" he says again through his drunken laughter... Remember the other football friend who dissapeared earlier? All of the sudden he comes hustling out of nowhere, corrals the enraged thizzer and gently escorts him back to his vehicle, but not before he can hurl his 40 of hennesy at my driver side door leaving a sizeable dent..

Fuck, that sucks I thought, but at least the situation was under control right? Wrong...
My other friend, who has a penchant for extreme vulgarity even when sober, rolls down his window, hangs out, and begins to scream strings of vulgarity that would make a sailor cringe at the top of his lungs. At this point drive through workers are coming outside to see what all the fuss is about. We try futilly to pull him back into the car untill another friend says, "nice job dude, the cops are here." Now we all thought he was fucking with us.. As it turns out there just happened to be two police officers parked outside the neighboring doughnut shop(go figure).

Long story short they came, interrogated all involved parties, found a bunch of drugs in the thizz kids car, and eventually let us go, about two hours after we arrived. But hey.. we got our food...

My friends are idiots.