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Good Ways To Wake The Fuck Up

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danderson.
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I need some. I have a baseball game at 2 today and I got about 3 1/2 hours of sleep last night. I'm definitely taking a nap as soon as i get home from my friend's, but even then I won't have the rest I need.

So any ways to wake the fuck up?
Jun 25 2011 10:28AM
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Travapple.
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speed.
Jun 25 2011 10:31AM
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1337
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redbull
Jun 25 2011 10:31AM
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[evan]
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Invest in a parrot.
Jun 25 2011 10:31AM
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danderson.
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Obviously this, but I was thinking besides that.
Jun 25 2011 10:33AM
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plorr
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go to sleep for a few more hours? Or adderall.
Jun 25 2011 10:36AM
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Travapple.
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coke.
Jun 25 2011 10:38AM
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alexg1687
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Get some electrolytes into your system. Gatorade will help. Don't go back to sleep. If you need to have a power nap later on then don't sleep for more than 20 minutes. Otherwise it'll be counter productive. Red Bull will give you a sugar high....caffeine on the other hand will stay in your system for hours. It wont necessarily keep you awake but it will keep you alert. Its been proven in long distance truck drivers. So try a caffeine tablet like no doz. If all else fails, masturbate.
Jun 25 2011 10:40AM
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danderson.
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Thank you. +K
Jun 25 2011 10:41AM
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Raz.
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PROTIP. rub coldish water in your eyes when you wake up in the morning when you wake up.
Jun 25 2011 10:42AM
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Cannaburner
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I do this at night lol but shower deffinitely will get you going
Jun 25 2011 10:53AM
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-KYLE-
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snort some blow.
Jun 30 2011 1:27AM
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mommy
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freeze some redbull into a thin icicle and then shove it up your urithra, then shoot yourself in the throat with a handgun
Jun 30 2011 1:30AM
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406
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mommy's gone craze!
Jun 30 2011 2:13AM
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Deluge
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jump in really cold water. then go in a hot tub. done
Jun 30 2011 9:12AM
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.frenchy
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omg i have baseball today too! But i'll prob not take a nap before it.
Jun 30 2011 9:20AM
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geteducated
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be a man and know you have stuff to do and get up?

when i was fishing as soon as the skipper opened the engine room door to fire up the main engine i had to be up and out of bed putting my gear on before he came out of the engine room (2 minutes). this was at 5:45 in the morning for two weeks straight. you sure as hell had to wake up quickly if you were gonna be on the back deck in the pacific ocean if you didn't want to die.

kids these days.
Jun 30 2011 9:21AM
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Ski_the_east01
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Smelling salts

I started using them before rugby games to clear my head and get amped for lack of better terms

Theyre contain mostly ammonia (only a small amount, cant hurt you..) and will get you clear headed and awake for your baseball game for sure
Jun 30 2011 9:21AM
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I_Am_Mod
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cold water + go running, nothing wakes me up more than cold + physical stress
Jun 30 2011 9:31AM
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emilyiscool
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coffee and get a friend to slap you in the face it works sometimes.
Jun 30 2011 9:49AM
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[hamnuts]
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nap then shower and then drink your weight in coke. works for me
Jun 30 2011 9:53AM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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try and get your dick sucked.
Jun 30 2011 10:10AM
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Huck_Norris
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There's this

http://www.hotsauceworld.com/wafuupco1l.html

But I just cut to the chase and make Espresso in my 6-shot perc pot, then drink it all as a single cup of coffee.  Lavazza's probably my consistent favorite, but there's more than a few good brands out there. 

Jun 30 2011 10:13AM
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Broseph_Stalin
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call over your bitch
Jun 30 2011 10:17AM
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SeanTom
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adderall
Jun 30 2011 10:38AM
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KarmaInitiative
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Stab yourself in the leg

I guarantee you'll be alert
Jun 30 2011 11:14AM
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BIGben*
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I hope you mean cocaine, bet waker! A little line to wake up. Or a shower.
Jun 30 2011 11:17AM
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AWALLRUS.
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this morning i woke up to stairway to heaven on the radio. its gonna be a good day.

you should gunny some redbulls.
Jun 30 2011 11:18AM
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disastertourism
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Cold shower, iced coffee and spicey food
Jun 30 2011 2:10PM
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omIV
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Well, I mean cocaine.  A little bump to get your head straight, ya dig?

Of course, your heart might temporarily stop beating rendering you medically dead until you wake up in a locked icebox.
Jun 30 2011 2:36PM
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SkiThe603
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Dude i just ate some food and took a Shower, now i gotta go to work, thats how i wake the fuck up
Jun 30 2011 2:44PM
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B-runge
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:)
Jun 30 2011 2:45PM
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bromigo
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drink some mellow marley.

Jun 30 2011 3:52PM
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PATROL
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gnarshmallow
Jun 30 2011 4:20PM
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T.R.
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just like the big leagues
Jun 30 2011 4:23PM
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bo0b
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Masturbating makes me sleepy
Jun 30 2011 4:23PM
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JIBpsy^^
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stick an unfold paper clip into an outlet.
Jun 30 2011 4:27PM
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yeahno
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penises
Jun 30 2011 4:32PM
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I.B
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Jun 30 2011 5:52PM
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AWALLRUS.
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thats a gay looking energy shot.

this one is my fave
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Jun 30 2011 6:39PM
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