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10 easy steps on how to boil water

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Flying~Squirrel
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1. find a pot which will hold the amount of water you wish to boil. when all the water is in the pot, it should be 1/2 to 3/4 full.

2. fill the pot with the amount of water you wish to boil.

3. put the pot on the stove on an appropriately sized burner.

4. place a lid on the pot.

6. turn on the burner to "high."

7. wait a few minutes until you can see steam coming from under the lid, this indicates that your water is boiling.

8. turn off the burner.

9. remove the lid.

10. enjoy your freshly boiled water.
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Dwarftosser1
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Holy shit can you do one on how to slice bread?
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J..H
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im calling troll on this one
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EthanJPAskier
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I can cut that down to 2 steps:

1. Fuck

2. Yourself
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ORDEAL
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Okay, do i take the pasta out of the box, or do i cook it inside the box
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saucybiscuits
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i honestly didnt think this process could be drawn out into 10 steps. i am impressed
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Emma_Watson
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LOL'd
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Mr.Luke
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hey, back off buddy. Some people are as smart as you, okay? we don't all have our PHW's and our Degrees in Bibliography. So back the fuck off, I need this
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baethoven
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my thoughts exactly
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corona
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Davy.Crockett
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or make toast?
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Chunter
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hey man lets not get too crazy now.
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PopsicleStand
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trettzilla
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theres no step 5
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LeadThug420
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Somebody needs step-by-step instructions on how number his instructions

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Sam.Carson
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ahhaha that was great
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northeast
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i really needed help with this. +k
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kstanz
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winner
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bangarangmules
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haha this.
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geteducated
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you shouldn't turn the stove to high because you might burn the pot. a little over medium is good.
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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i wouldnt have noticed that.
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deleted5
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JIBpsy^^
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1. Mentally prepare yourself

2. Decide how many pieces of toast you would like

3. Remember where the bread is placed

4. Retrieve the bread

5.place the bread on the counter

6. Untie the twisty thing.

7. place the twisty thing where you can find it later

8. open the bag

9. remove the predetermined number of pieces of bread.

10. half assedly smush the bag down in an attempt to keep bread fresh

11. locate the nearest toaster

12. make sure your still mentally prepared

13. walk over to the toaster

14. Make sure its plugged in and there is nothing inside that will burn and smell like shit

15. Place the pieces of bread into the slots

16. make sure you only put ONE slice of bread in each slot

17. crack your knuckles

18. carefully push down the tabby thing on the front on the toaster

19. push until it reaches the locking point.

20. survey your handy work

21. bend your bitch over the kitchen counter and go to work while you wait.

22.after approximately 2 minutes pull up your pants

23. walk back to the toaster

24.pop up the tabby thing

25. Survey the surface of the toast searching for optimal browning factor.

26. If you are satisfied with the brownness factor be very careful and remove the slices

27. place said slices on kitchen counter

28. remember you need butter

29. Say "FUCK" then quickly locate the nearest fridge.

30. Walk to said fridge

31. Open said fridge.

32. locate the butter within the fridge

33. retrieve the butter.

34. close the fridge

35. Quickly proceed back to your now cooling toast

36. Locate the nearest knife.

37 slap your bitches ass to keep her in the mood.

38. Retrieve the knife.

39. walk back to the toast

40.spread said butter onto the toast until there is near complete coverage

41. do the same for the rest of the peices

42. Place the pieces in a stack

43. Watch the butter melt.

44. Place said stack on plate.

45. walk back to your bitch

46. place toast in front of her on the counter

47. go back to work

48. eat your toast while working.

You now have toast


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a_pla5tic_bag
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1. put water in flask
2. attach to vacuum
3 . lower pressure until boil.
4. profit.

although I guess you can't cook anything.
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JIBpsy^^
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(supposed to be in end of my previous post)
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JIBpsy^^
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FFFFUFUUUUUUUUUU inamge imbed
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soulskier
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troll? this dude should be doing nbc's "the more you know"
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Dwarftosser1
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Just couldn't get fifty huh?
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emilyiscool
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omg thanks for that itll help me so much boiling water was way to complicated for me until now.
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Raz.
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i'm 90% sure this was just too see if anybody would notice he missed #5
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holy.shep
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but what if its a toaster oven, not just a toaster?
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Radio
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nice to bad its 9 steps, do one for taking out the the trash i keep messing up on the "trash can" thing.
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.AR6rider.
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You forgot the step where you add salt to increase the boiling temperature.
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Can i have sex with it?
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.newman.
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genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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.frenchy
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hahahah winage!

such a good idea lol

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Flying~Squirrel
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BlackieChan
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Whats a stove? Could I substitute with a blow dryer?
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Departmentsaur
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Whats a blow dryer? Is that some sort of sex toy?
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Radio
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bump. for one lol of a thread
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MN_Nice
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Can you break down your scientific mumbo jumbo for me please?
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Spic-N-SpaN
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This
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the.cheat
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youve failed the wife cooking test. no longer eligible for marrige
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hot.pocket
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umm.......
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Mr_Orange
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Sticking my dick into a pot of boiling water was probably the greatest orgasm i've ever had.


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FerrisBueller
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theres 9 steps kip
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Charlie_Kelly
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hey shut up. youre supposed to be dead
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emilyiscool
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good, dont plan on getting married anyways
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BlackieChan
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Lol'd thats sig worthy
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TACO-DOG.exe
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i am also wondering how to use one of these....


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TACO-DOG.exe
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fuuuuuu forgot the picture

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