Becoming a cop

Broseph_Stalin

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im pretty sure it would be tough to become a cop if you have a "long list of criminal offenses".

Jun 23 2011 12:02AM

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LittleFoot

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you need to suck a bunch of d so you can get your own sucked one day. unless youre a lady cop, then you need to act like a bitch to make up for the fact that you dont have a penis

Jun 23 2011 12:04AM

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TOK

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where the fuck is my fucking icon, fuck.

Jun 23 2011 12:05AM

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Crack.

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The best cops come from the worst neighborhoods.

Jun 23 2011 12:05AM

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soulskier

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there were a few people that went through the academy with me that had dui's on their records, those were from way back when though. obviously nothing too severe but some stuff is expected, most people who become cops were at on time "on the fence". ruh roh

Jun 23 2011 12:10AM

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grahmcracker

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Thanks:) ha I like when I actually get real answers.

Jun 23 2011 12:22AM

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mommy

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inb4 inb4 fuk da police!

Jun 23 2011 12:25AM

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mommy

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inb4 inb4 fuk da police!

Jun 23 2011 12:25AM

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mommy

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inb4 inb4 fuk da police!

Jun 23 2011 12:25AM

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AWALLRUS.

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FUCK THE POLICE

Jun 23 2011 12:26AM

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AWALLRUS.

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FUCK THE POLICE

Jun 23 2011 12:26AM

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AWALLRUS.

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FUCK THE POLICE

Jun 23 2011 12:27AM

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LittleFoot

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my answer was very real, im not even kidding. everybody who becomes a police wants the power that comes with it. if they wanted to save lives theyd find a cure for aids or something useful instead of giving me a ticket for parking for more than 4 hours on a public street. and no it was not a parking bitch that gave me the ticket, i stalked the cop with my extreme stalking abilities and found out he lives on the street where i got a ticket. im still in my planning phases as to what i should do with the large quantities of dog shit ive been collecting in my backyard

Jun 23 2011 12:28AM

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mommy

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you should have said inb4 fuck the police but niiiice post about the deathpool

Jun 23 2011 12:31AM

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Captain_Slow

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what is this?

Jun 23 2011 12:51AM

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.jersey

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One of the kids i work with just became a cop. He still smokes/sells weed.

Jun 23 2011 1:00AM

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CrotchKiller

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ya fuck the police because you violated a state mandated parking law and the police officer did his job.....FUCK HIM dude your so right. All he wants is power dude. Fuck the police

Jun 23 2011 1:04AM

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ryano

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you dont want to be a cop. you really just want to be a barney. its way better. you get to dance. (see related thread)

you wont regret your decision.

Jun 23 2011 1:06AM

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i don't imagine they would give somebody with armed robbery on their record a gun. soooo......

Jun 23 2011 1:06AM

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hey you're that guy's sister who is better at skiing than him!

Jun 23 2011 1:35AM

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blatt

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aspiring cops need to prove that they can handle a gun. Nothing says I can handle a gun like first degree murder.

Jun 23 2011 1:58AM

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I am becoming a police officer and currently enrolled in Criminal Justice at a community college. No, having a criminal record does not automatically disqualify you from becoming a police officer, but it definetly doesnt help your chances. Almost all felonys will disqualify you, and a few high end misdemeanors. Violent criminal acts are the ones that will disqualify you suchas assault. This is because they dont want someone who has a past of violent acts in possession of a firearm.

To become a police officer, although it is not required, you should enroll in a 2 year Criminal Justice or Law Enforcement class at a local college and then pursue a police academy in your area and they will usually help you find a police department looking to hire new recruits. The school i am going to is a 2 year degree and the last 6 weeks of the program is Police Academy, and as soon as you get your degree you are already permitted to become a police officer in the state of Michigan.

Jun 23 2011 2:47AM

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theabortionator

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it's too easy to get a badge and a gun

Jun 23 2011 3:12AM

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PopsicleStand

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or have a relative with power. my grandfather in law is desperate to get another cop in the family, and constantly badgers me to join the force. he is really high up, therefore there is nothing i would have to do to get the job except not act like a sociopath during interviews.

Jun 23 2011 6:31AM

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Balzberg

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me 2!

Jun 23 2011 6:37AM

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LittleFoot

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I don't live in a state therefore there is no state law. and also I still know where he lives and I know for a fact that he takes pride in a nice lawn and pool. hmmmm

Jun 23 2011 8:29AM

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Blindsurfer

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most cops are pussies except for the hardcore riot squad guys

Jun 23 2011 8:35AM

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Jib-Ninja

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It may not require as much schooling as a lawyer does, but police officers put their life on the line every day and deal with the scum of the country, while a lawyer sits in an office all day long, you just have to decide which job fits you better.

Jun 23 2011 11:23AM

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EmperorKuzco

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If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Jun 23 2011 11:24AM

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More so just the gun.... Cops don't need that shit, nobody does.

Jun 23 2011 11:25AM

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reverendwrong

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not entirely true..but look at europe...cops don't have guns there and its no worse there

Jun 23 2011 11:32AM

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Rosbif

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Not entirely sure of the point you're trying to make, but most cops in Europe carry guns (not in the UK though). We almost certainly have less gun crime than America though.

Jun 23 2011 11:53AM

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EmperorKuzco

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Dumb post, obviously America is going to have more gun crime when America's population is like 5x Great Britains...

Jun 23 2011 11:58AM

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ButteredToast.

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Soo you're gonna let all marijuana related offenses go unpunished, right?

Jun 23 2011 12:14PM

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moonofendor

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and he also takes pride in doing what his job tells him to do. so why don't you grow up, leave the dudes lawn and pool alone, and don't park on the street for more than 4 hours...

oh and i'm sure trespassing on private property will have a worse punishment than a parking ticket. especially when it's a cops house...

Jun 23 2011 1:03PM

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Well there's this measure known as 'per capita' whereby you can estimate things like that by dividing the total rate by the population, thus magically making all countries measurable against each other! And guess what, America still has way higher gun crime/murder rates than Europe and the UK.

Jun 23 2011 1:29PM

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.jersey

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Pretty much.

Jun 23 2011 1:33PM

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EmperorKuzco

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"Guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do"

Jun 23 2011 1:55PM

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My town has kind of like a cop in training position that is a feeder into real policehood. They're called community service officers and they walk around town writing tickets to people the minute they've been parked in a certain spot for over 2 hours. Other than that they just stand around all day thinking they're the shit while their only real power lies in their ticket booklet. I think in order to become a cop, they teach you to be an ass early on.

Jun 23 2011 2:04PM

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.jersey

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"Guns dont kill people, husbands who come home early do"

Jun 23 2011 2:07PM

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Jun 23 2011 4:40PM

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Jib-Ninja

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Honestly i will prolly do what the cops did when my dad was younger, I will just make them stomp it out into the ground unless its more than a half ounce. Then im gonna have to do something about it.

But yeah ill be pretty chill about it because i myself have a probation violation for smoking marijuana on my record, along with a Disturbing the peace witch is a pretty crime, a minor misdemeanor. But it was originally Aggravated Assualt, which is a high end felony..which would of fucked up my whole future and would of never been able to become a cop.

Jun 24 2011 2:11AM

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