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My sister's skiing

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.kieffer.
Posts: 133 - Karma: 10
sooooo my twin sister and i have been skiing for the same amount of time and she somehow surpassed me in skill... like she stomps EVERYTHING and were taking a summer trip to Sweden in a month or so. would it be easier to pick up chicks on the mountain with, or without her?
Jun 22 2011 8:19PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
You're probably twelve, so either way, no.
Jun 22 2011 8:19PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
wow, excellent question. id say it can go either way, if she's a good wingman maybe she can get some ins. on the other hand, of course, dudes getting shown up by their sister isnt the BIGGEST turn on in the world but if you both rip i dont see it being a problem. also how old's your sister?
Jun 22 2011 8:20PM
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.kieffer.
Posts: 133 - Karma: 10
im 17.
Jun 22 2011 8:20PM
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TheUngroomed
Posts: 1251 - Karma: 335
hahaha without
Jun 22 2011 8:21PM
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Kapital
Posts: 504 - Karma: 38
Pictures of said sister
Jun 22 2011 8:25PM
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A-dub
Posts: 129 - Karma: 13
QFT
Jun 22 2011 8:28PM
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.kieffer.
Posts: 133 - Karma: 10
her user name is mntightski. have fun.
Jun 22 2011 8:32PM
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BROSEIDON
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is she the blonde or the brunette? ;)
Jun 22 2011 8:36PM
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.kieffer.
Posts: 133 - Karma: 10
blonde.
Jun 22 2011 8:37PM
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I.B
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oh....

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Jun 22 2011 8:41PM
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cappitano
Posts: 83 - Karma: 25
idk man but it looks like someones gonna pick up your sister on here
Jun 22 2011 8:43PM
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BROSEIDON
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nah
Jun 22 2011 8:43PM
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RubberSoul
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i'm fairly sure ive hated every post youve ever made. grow up dude
Jun 22 2011 8:48PM
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chuck_testa
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 52
is there a reason your name is thetighterhalf. I mean your the twin and male? just a slight wonder their.
Jun 22 2011 9:30PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15082 - Karma: 9,170
No, his sister is just a slut.
Jun 22 2011 10:01PM
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207
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I'll bone your sister that way you can pick up chicks in sweden while shes gone
Jun 22 2011 10:11PM
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.kieffer.
Posts: 133 - Karma: 10
its obviously cause i have a tighter pussy then her... duh.
Jun 22 2011 10:14PM
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BROSEIDON
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asshole*
Jun 22 2011 10:18PM
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Chubz.
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mmmm
Jun 22 2011 10:22PM
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grahmcracker
Posts: 138 - Karma: 12
haaaaaaa i enjoy this... and kieffer, im not helping you pick up girls.
Jun 22 2011 10:30PM
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BROSEIDON
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really? ;)
Jun 22 2011 10:32PM
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.kieffer.
Posts: 133 - Karma: 10
where the fuck are you? come home, i need the car.
Jun 22 2011 10:34PM
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wesley.
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roasted
Jun 22 2011 10:37PM
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grahmcracker
Posts: 138 - Karma: 12
ha yeah right... maybe when you pay me for gas.
Jun 22 2011 10:39PM
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chuck_testa
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ahahahahahha win.
Jun 22 2011 10:43PM
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Shlobby
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Good wingwomen = Getting Laid..... A Lot
Jun 22 2011 10:47PM
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Stickity
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if he pays for some gas you should help him out
Jun 22 2011 10:48PM
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grahmcracker
Posts: 138 - Karma: 12
i dont think that applies when its his sister.
Jun 22 2011 10:49PM
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whitechocolate
Posts: 582 - Karma: 260
just get better than her.. its not hard
shes only a girl
Jun 22 2011 11:45PM
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S.RUZYCKI
Posts: 498 - Karma: 28

haha this is great entertainement!

Jun 23 2011 12:11AM
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ponyboy
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I don't think you'll have to to worry about your sister being your wingman, I mean have you seen the bone structure of those scando men, they are hot, part time model status. she'll be chasin dudes while you're getting better at shreding. and that's how you get better than your sister. Also remember Swedish chicks like goofy american boys, and hockey players, so try to learn a couple words of swedish and ask one out for ice cream, or some blueberry soup. works everytime.

Jun 23 2011 3:07PM
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POW-WOW
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How has nobody made a 'kitchen' joke yet!?!?!?
Jun 23 2011 3:13PM
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snowswinger
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yeah good luck. the if the JO crew gets wind that you want to hit on swedish chicks, you better run. could you imagine JO beating a little kid down...but i still like the idea of JO breaking some kneecaps and cracking some skulls...



Jun 23 2011 6:28PM
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rach
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without her. it doens't work like you're hoping it does haha
Jun 23 2011 6:52PM
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sammy_
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yeah go without...
Jun 24 2011 12:44AM
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Shlobby
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It has been done before...
Jun 24 2011 12:49AM
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Blindsurfer
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i thought ur girlfriend is pregnant...
Jun 24 2011 9:34AM
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[evan]
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This thread is full of win.
Jun 24 2011 9:39AM
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Mr_pretzel
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There is no summer skiing in sweden.
Jun 24 2011 11:13AM
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GBS
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Norway has summerskiing. Sweden has no bid mountains...
Jun 24 2011 11:56AM
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monkatizer
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man, if you're 17 you really shouldnt still need to ask these questions
Jun 24 2011 12:14PM
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