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Ns, what laws have you broken?

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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5890 - Karma: 3,588

i have: smoked weed, used fireworks, stole a pack of gum (age 10)

Jun 22 2011 7:43PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
oh hush you know what i meant!
Jun 22 2011 11:35PM
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RIP_leos_shack
Posts: 710 - Karma: 3,200
I shot JFK.
Jun 22 2011 11:36PM
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Departmentsaur
Posts: 277 - Karma: 28
We know what u meant, now story time! Pwease? :3
Jun 22 2011 11:37PM
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WasnatchMonster
Posts: 176 - Karma: 128
incestual rape and sodomy
Jun 22 2011 11:38PM
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
we have a badass in the house.

but for me, nothing much. the occasional murder just for fun, and i burned down like 2 or 3 skyscrapers.
Jun 22 2011 11:41PM
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t-h[uTAH]ff
Posts: 332 - Karma: 48
i'm sorry.. i seriously couldn't let that pass by
Jun 22 2011 11:42PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
you're forgiven haha. and the story is on page 2 who ever was looking for it above
Jun 22 2011 11:49PM
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[tk]
Posts: 3863 - Karma: 1,906
FINES INCREASED
Jun 22 2011 11:52PM
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Departmentsaur
Posts: 277 - Karma: 28
i was looking for the story, thanks. i didnt see it before.
Jun 22 2011 11:55PM
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.RYAN66
Posts: 5381 - Karma: 235
well i dont really have anything out of the ordinary

driving with out a liscense i think i was like 13 at the time my dad was letting me drive him home because he was drunk.

drinking underage

received moonshine through usps

watched porn

bought some dip

i think thats about it.
Jun 22 2011 11:57PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
my neighbor's cousin's brother in law's friends's pet lizard moved about 30 bows a week, plus yay, boi, pharms, etc. got hit doing 144 in a 55. financial wizardry. plus everything else involved with that lifestyle. that lizard was lucky he was always a few steps ahead and then went legit. he would have spent decades away.
Jun 23 2011 12:01AM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
welcomee
Jun 23 2011 12:02AM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
ooohhh and driving a boat while under the influence
Jun 23 2011 12:04AM
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Hoover
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 52
 I RUN WITH SCISSORS ERRYDAY AN I DONT GIVVA FUUCK
Jun 23 2011 12:08AM
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BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
haha are you serious?
Jun 23 2011 12:14AM
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Funnel
Posts: 7815 - Karma: 1,531
I went 87 in a 70 last week.
Jun 23 2011 12:20AM
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BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
You're a fucking felon.
Jun 23 2011 12:21AM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Hot fucking damn. Better not be by a swimming pool
Jun 23 2011 12:21AM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
lolz you are 14
Jun 23 2011 12:28AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
I once kicked a short polish chic in the snatch. If that's against the law there is something seriously wrong with the US.
Jun 23 2011 12:45AM
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OnePlank
Posts: 1212 - Karma: 60
ran a red light then lost the 5-0 in a chase. it was badass.
Jun 23 2011 12:48AM
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Whaley
Posts: 712 - Karma: 24
LOLz really jaywalked
Jun 23 2011 12:57AM
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Doug.
Posts: 2236 - Karma: 457
hahaha YES
Jun 23 2011 1:06AM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
nothing major like murder just genocide....dont worry the un thought it was funny so they didnt press charges
Jun 23 2011 2:32AM
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liukangkid
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 82
oh my god no shoes, that shits straight reckless
Jun 23 2011 2:35AM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,281
underage drinking 2 weeks ago, graffiti, and airsoft gunz
Jun 23 2011 3:36AM
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Candy
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 176
The only stuff I've been caught for:

Cinderblocking this kids car, taking the wheels off and leaving his car sitting on cinderblocks. Like 13 cop cars came. BS. Luckily no ticket.

Trespassing and Criminal Mischief misdemeanors, from the other time.. And I was over 18 when it happened. It sucked.

Other than that, I am a responsible law abiding citizen.
Jun 23 2011 3:56AM
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blatt
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 3,097
Loitering :)
Jun 23 2011 3:59AM
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,791
fucking sick
Jun 23 2011 8:34AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

Hmmm...  lemme think... 

Yep.  All of 'em. 

Jun 23 2011 9:35AM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
hmmm.. cycling on the pavement.. speeding.. smoking weed.. drinking alcohol in a public place..

really fucking hardcore huh?
Jun 23 2011 9:39AM
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TheWiseOne
Posts: 858 - Karma: 24
Far to many to list but during the first week of having my license I broke all but 1 of my JOL restrictions. Its a MA thing
Jun 23 2011 10:07AM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
Lol FUCK this thread

I refuse to answer on the chance that I may incriminate myself. All of what I say on these forums should be treated as pure unadulterated bullshit.
Jun 23 2011 10:14AM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
Yes exactly that. If you are jumping kids then yes I consider you the filth of society. I could care less about selling pot but anything else... Also it was not just his actions but the way he wrote his post.
Jun 23 2011 10:25AM
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RIP_leos_shack
Posts: 710 - Karma: 3,200
Well for real this time. Smoking/selling pot, underage drinking, public intoxication, drunk driving, fake id, street racing, and stealing redbulls from the lodge on a daily basis.
Jun 23 2011 10:48AM
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CDogggy
Posts: 33 - Karma: 10

here's the list:

Jaywalkin

driving without a license

underage drinking

underage tobacco

speeding

honking between the hours of 11pm and 8am

not stoppin at a stop sign

ran a red light

u turns

watched porn underage (obviously)

rode bike on sidewalk

skiied out of bounds

tresspassing

downloading movies, music etc. illegally

cheated in university

plagerism

drinking in public

riding transit without a fare

vandalism (eggs)

disturbing the peace (ringin doorbells)

urination in public

parked illegally

littering

spitting

underage purchase of alcohol

putting coins on a railway  track

copyright infringement

public nudity

lifeguarded while my certification was expired

Thats bout it

Jun 23 2011 12:21PM
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moonofendor
Posts: 1484 - Karma: 14
next ryan dunn...
Jun 23 2011 1:31PM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
jaywalking, trespassing (skate spots/graff), shoplifting paint, vandalism, curfews, and bombing hills on a skateboard in downtown is probably illegal
Jun 23 2011 2:10PM
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Pee_and_Ski
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 57
nothing im posting on the internet
Jun 23 2011 2:29PM
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Z-Juice
Posts: 3151 - Karma: 1,504
sorcery
Jun 23 2011 2:31PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
Posts: 2215 - Karma: 43
I killed a man in Reno
Jun 23 2011 2:36PM
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CousinEddie
Posts: 633 - Karma: 215
tresspassing with permission....Oh wait...
Jun 23 2011 2:47PM
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A_Z_DoubleEE
Posts: 87 - Karma: 10
too soon
Jun 23 2011 3:44PM
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skifoo
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 45
oh cmon. Does this thread have even point? you could list so damn huge list what everyone would have done.
"Having lighter underaged, Having fireworks underaged, crossed the road at wrong place etc."
Jun 23 2011 3:49PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
this whole thread's one big claim i'm not posting anything on here haha
Jun 23 2011 3:52PM
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moonofendor
Posts: 1484 - Karma: 14
if southpark ever taught me anything, it's that nothing is ever too soon...
Jun 23 2011 4:15PM
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J.DUKE
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 38
sodomy
Jun 23 2011 4:22PM
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iLoveLamp
Posts: 60 - Karma: 12
well theres drunk driving, smokin pot, underage drinking/smoking, purchasing alcohol for minors, purchasing alcohol as a minor (fake id), and just the other day i jacked a 12 pack of widmer brothers on accident because the fuckin self check out scanner beeped but didn't charge me for it

and I still sleep at night haha


Jun 23 2011 4:24PM
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corona
Posts: 12794 - Karma: 32,719
I have no respect for you
Jun 23 2011 4:24PM
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Kevski
Posts: 7056 - Karma: 2,785
Seems like a solid idea. Posting everything illegal that you've done on a public forum that you are directly accountable for, simply to appear badass in front of a bunch of people you'll never know.

And I doubt police browse NSG, but if they want evidence for something then you've just given it to them.
For example: search "GWA stole gum" on google for example, and look at the second thing that pops up. Don't even need to follow the link to see it. Obviously nobody will search that, just making a point.
Jun 23 2011 4:42PM
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