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Ns, what laws have you broken?

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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5918 - Karma: 3,823

i have: smoked weed, used fireworks, stole a pack of gum (age 10)

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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
You sound like a real winner...

see the smart ones, like myself, that commit felonies. Don't do it stupid because the first thing you have to think of when robbing dealers and pushing weight is that you are in fact facing quite a chunk of jail time if you get caught. Rule number one be smart and watch yo ass. So with that i have done the same... Minus the rolls... I couldn't find good rolls in colorado so i pushed weight of Mali. Dabbled in weight in other things also. jumped a kid dealin cuz i knew he just sold some finnnne weight of some stuff and he fucked my homie over about a week earlier got a good chunk of change split between me and said homie. Now I've matured gotten over that stupid shit saved up the money I needed. and now i only buy two OZ of that dank colorado chronic at a time smoke and sell to homies basically. I think we'd be good friends. hahah

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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
That post makes you sound like the filth of society.
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
you're late to the party dude!
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
rode my bike without a helmet once, i must say i didnt like it

driving without a liscence and underage

minor alcemahol use

the usual

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hwagner
Posts: 274 - Karma: 8
this one time i like took a sip of beer












i am so damn hard
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tall_t
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 15
i stole some candy and i pissed outside
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Pool.
Posts: 2820 - Karma: 662
im surprised no ones said this, ive watched porn and im under 18
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t-h[uTAH]ff
Posts: 332 - Karma: 48
EWWWWWWWWWWWW WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,510
I've killed people.
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Lemuel
Posts: 14543 - Karma: 11,148
-Under age drinking
-Pot
-95 in a 65, luckily the undercover cop in front of me just flashed his lights to warn me
-Fishing without a liscence, $118
-Towing without a spotter, $92 Same DEP officer pulled me over both times.
-J Walking haha

Nothing outstanding.
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
I raped someone, killed, pillaged, and of course, the obvious, sold Meth to kids
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theabortionator
Posts: 52427 - Karma: 171,892
Hmmm


Not going to say any of them.
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,398
dwugz
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BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
plagiarism?
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
jwalking

smoked and sold weed

underage drinking

driving with out a license

trespassing

vandalism/arson

^yeah all those on a very small scale. sept for jwalking, i cross illegally on purpose cause im a g-unit
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127
I broke the law of gravity
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.Max.
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 701
Other than your classic pot, underage drinking, producing and selling child pornography, speeding and j-walking I haven't been that bad.

Although there was this one time when friends and I walked under a bridge, where we found various nazi slogans, swastikas and racial slurs spray painted on the concrete pillars. Naturally we had a couple cans of colored hair spray which we used to paint unicorns and rainbows all around said gang imagery. It was pretty bad ass.
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jfxphoto
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 2,346
Seriously? Who the fuck wouldn't just wait until they are 18 to watch porn.
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cooper.fry
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 34
Broken meter!
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BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
I believe you sir, are the one with the broken meter
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
you know that was just a person warning you, not an undercover cop right?


also, this thread has made me lol more than once, link and geteducated got some points from me
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The_Big_Tuna
Posts: 799 - Karma: 75
weak
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MACAQUE
Posts: 2811 - Karma: 696
Last time I checked non-officers don't equip their cars with red and blues.
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
who said anything about reds and blues?
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CousinEddie
Posts: 633 - Karma: 215

I think that maybe you would have been IP banned if it was that bad?

MAYBE? JUST MAYBE?

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Woodenshjips
Posts: 432 - Karma: 83
m you should hook me up sometime im getting sick of my dealers that take for fucking ever sometimes lol. jk but they do have some dank shit in colorado cant wait to get a med card
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Newschooleri.
Posts: 396 - Karma: 554

Well i guess i broke a few to...

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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,308
good. stop posting all together you armada riding 14 year old.
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Newschooleri.
Posts: 396 - Karma: 554

sorry for dub post but in a thread like this its pretty mandatory to have this

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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5918 - Karma: 3,823
btw, i was ten with the gum, not with everything else
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
probably just the normal stuff. underage drinking, weed, trespassing, vandalism, i stole some nice china from a really fancy golf club one time when i was drunk at a wedding (dont ask why). and i stole a crystal vase full of flowers and gave them to my mom that night too. regular teenage shenanigans

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soulskier
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drunken wedding shenanigans are a rite of passage
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Sam.Carson
Posts: 2884 - Karma: 33
weed, cigars, alcohol, stolen stuff, speeding but not really, rode my ATV in restricted areas =), looked at pornoghraphy, fireworks, blew up a metal mailbox with a mortar so vandalism, illegal download of music, trespassing, didnt spell that last one right,  
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
140 in a 40 i am a teenager, you know the deal.
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
underage drinking...smoking...texting/driving, speeding, all that car stuff, trustpassing ( got a summons for that one but it was actually a really funny story)
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
story time!!!
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[tk]
Posts: 3863 - Karma: 1,906
park after dark
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Yeah I'm not saying it was a smart thing to do, and I as well have matured. It was some stupid shit but hey, I got some pocket change. And if it weren't for my bro, I wouldn't have gotten caught in the first place. But I never did get caught selling. And since there were no drugs directly involved in the robbery and I was a minor I got off with 4th degree robbery and 2nd assault. 9 months probation with biweekly urine analysis and anger management classes. Not really worth it in the end though.
I think we can sufficiently claim this thread.
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Bodhisattva_
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Why? Because he sold party drugs and marijuana on a relatively small-scale? And jumped some kid who was doing the exact same thing? Mali and marijuana are not that bad, kids are going to get them anyways and you might as well make some money. So before you get up on your pedestal, you can fuck off.
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asapCferg
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haha okay soo few years back i was drinking with some friends and we were bored and wanted to do something interesting. we were all feelin pretty good at this point so we decide to go for a walk..its like 1 am and we think itd be a great idea to go pool hopping. so we get to a pool ans go in. the women who owns the house woke up..and called the cops. sure enough cops came and we peaced the fuck out. apperently our hiding wasnt good enough and cops found us and right there and there i got brought home in a cop car..got breathalized and had to wake up my parenrs. it was close to three at this point. i got charged with consumption as a minor and trustpassing. because i was a minor at this point and it was a first offence the charges got dropped. its kins of funny though because i have my own pool...oh well its a good story to tell hahah
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TheHamburglar
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this one time I sped on the highway- IN A WORK ZONE
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imgay961
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I make meth in my kitchen
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Departmentsaur
Posts: 277 - Karma: 28
I'm not trying to accuse anyone of anything, but i believe most of us forgot to mention underage viewing of porn. 'Jus putting that out there. 'Cuz you're surpossed to be 18.
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biglurch
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ive broken so many laws i dont know where to start. I guess ill start with possession and distribution of various schedule 1 substances, sometimes through the mail. Then criminal mischief, criminal impersonation(fake id charge), minor in possesion (x3), theft of alcohol and ciggarettes, speeding, ive broken out of the detox center but got away with that one, running from the police, reckless driving, theft over 1000$ (owed me more than i stole), violation of the colorado ski saftey act (got fined 1000$), statutory rape(technically, nothing weird), growing weed, cultivating mushrooms, and i guess stupid vandalism shit.
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Bodhisattva_
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Yay, more felonious members. Me you and SCHOON are boss.
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BenWhit
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urinating in public.
defecating in public.
speeding.
blowing stop lights/signs.
minor in possession.
public intoxication.
and i'm sure there are others.
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t-h[uTAH]ff
Posts: 332 - Karma: 48
what the fuck is trustpassing?
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biglurch
Posts: 91 - Karma: 10
DUI, DWI, manufacturing and distributing fake ids through the mail, bringing various drugs and weed through airport security onto planes
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,257
bahahahahahahaha trustpassing. silly.
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Bodhisattva_
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And smoking rox?
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