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Ns, what laws have you broken?

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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5890 - Karma: 3,588

i have: smoked weed, used fireworks, stole a pack of gum (age 10)

Jun 22 2011 7:43PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
every single one
Jun 22 2011 7:45PM
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1337
Posts: 31053 - Karma: 29,231
sped, and umm, thats pretty much it for me
Jun 22 2011 7:45PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
cool
Jun 22 2011 7:45PM
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joshua
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 1,280
This one time, I went 51 in a 50 zone, I couldn't sleep for days I was so jazzed up.
Jun 22 2011 7:45PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
some underage drinking? thats about it. i have lived a pretty law abiding life
Jun 22 2011 7:45PM
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eldridge
Posts: 2272 - Karma: 47
steal rohtos on a bi weekly or so basis. 6 dollars for eye drops is ridiculous and plus wal mart needs to have people steal from them.
Jun 22 2011 7:45PM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,351
THE OTA DAY, DIS GYSPY WAS IN MY PARK, SO I BUST OUT MY N9NE AND KILLED THAT MUTHER FUCKER. SO MURDER BITCH
Jun 22 2011 7:46PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
not too many thats for sure. Just your average teenage laws that everyone breaks I guess like vandalism, underage drinking, pot, rape, murder, treason. You know the normal stuff.
Jun 22 2011 7:46PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5890 - Karma: 3,588
wow, i didnt realize how much of a badass i was compared to you guys...
Jun 22 2011 7:47PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
im pretty confident you are all way short on your lists

J-walking?
Jun 22 2011 7:47PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Inb4 cops
Jun 22 2011 7:48PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Dude bro, I'm so hip cuz I break the law.

But while we're at it, time for some claim sauce.

I used to sell quite a bit of drugs. Bought rolls of X at a time (100), sold quarter pounds of weed, and I got arrested with my bro for robbery. We jumped some bitch kid for his drugs but he had just sold them all so we took like $400 and he filed a police report, got our license plate, fucked us over. Soo felony claim.

And I've shoplifted I guess, stole some gum an shit. Fireworks, drinking underage, tobacco underage, driving w/o a license? Even though those are really common. Never got in trouble w/ the law besides speeding ticket and 1st thing.
Jun 22 2011 7:48PM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
speed, drugz, a whackload of fishing ones, theres more i just cant think right now
Jun 22 2011 7:48PM
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1337
Posts: 31053 - Karma: 29,231
ok jwalking too, what else did i forget?
Jun 22 2011 7:48PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
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Jun 22 2011 7:49PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
not pointing with my finger to the other side of the road when at a cross walk.

im a rebel without a cause. try and tame me girls.
Jun 22 2011 7:51PM
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idskithat
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 154
IM A COP YOU'RE ALL FUCKED!





























hehehe jk :]
Jun 22 2011 7:51PM
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,791
jaywalked, smoked weed, drank underage, stole gum, stole freezies, went egging, vandalism
Jun 22 2011 7:54PM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,332
Trespassing on multiple occasions.
Defacement of personal, public, and government property.
Underage drinking.
underage tabaco purchasing
underage tabaco sale
use and sale of marijuana

Jun 22 2011 7:55PM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
Murder, Rape, Conspiracy, Arson, Drugs, Terrorism, J - Walking, the list goes on.
Jun 22 2011 7:55PM
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TonyMacaroni
Posts: 1310 - Karma: 34
ate with my elbows on the table.. umm....yeah,
Jun 22 2011 7:56PM
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lukemeahan.
Posts: 1689 - Karma: 330
Well i'm a cop killer.
Jun 22 2011 7:58PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
This minus tabacco.
Jun 22 2011 7:58PM
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ridearmada14
Posts: 441 - Karma: 18
just letting everyone know there are cops on here. I've gotten a thousand dollar ticket for something I posted on newschoolers
Jun 22 2011 7:59PM
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JaayLaay
Posts: 939 - Karma: 89
ran a stop sign and a red light IN THE SAME TRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 22 2011 7:59PM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,332
Im not sure thats how an officer of law would go about dealing with this situation...
Jun 22 2011 8:00PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
Just letting you know thats fucking stupid and a lie.
Jun 22 2011 8:00PM
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Ski_ThEast
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 272
this one time i didn't put the bar down on the chairlift but thats about it
Jun 22 2011 8:00PM
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ridearmada14
Posts: 441 - Karma: 18
it's actually not a lie, but suit yourself
Jun 22 2011 8:01PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
what was the ticket for?
Jun 22 2011 8:01PM
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6God
Posts: 280 - Karma: 17
I burned a big pile of money once, then I killed like 6 people.
Jun 22 2011 8:02PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
This is NS we all wear tall tees listen to biggie and wu-tang and commit felonies without thinking twice
Jun 22 2011 8:03PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
arson, rape, murder, treason, terrorism. you know regular shit
Jun 22 2011 8:03PM
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BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
story time?
Jun 22 2011 8:04PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Jun 22 2011 8:05PM
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.kieffer.
Posts: 133 - Karma: 10
i raped and killed my sisters teddy bear when i was 4.
Jun 22 2011 8:06PM
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ridearmada14
Posts: 441 - Karma: 18
i told my story a while back ( it happened about a year and a half ago) and no one believed me. don't feel like talking about it, it's in my past now. There are rats/pigs/whateveryouwannacallem on newschoolers for a fact because when the police knocked on my door they were holding up a printed page from newschoolers.
Jun 22 2011 8:07PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
You are lieing.
Jun 22 2011 8:08PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
smoking a schedule 1 drug.
Jun 22 2011 8:08PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
you said rape twice
Jun 22 2011 8:08PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
i like rape
Jun 22 2011 8:08PM
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BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
I call bullshit
Jun 22 2011 8:08PM
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ridearmada14
Posts: 441 - Karma: 18
whatever man. a fellow NS'er also got busted, two of us. It was in Colorado and we had to go to Grand Junction State Court.
Jun 22 2011 8:09PM
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,791
lol shut up you armada riding 14 year old
Jun 22 2011 8:10PM
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.kieffer.
Posts: 133 - Karma: 10
haha.
Jun 22 2011 8:12PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
haha. fuck yeah blazing saddles!!!!!


HIGH FIVE

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Jun 22 2011 8:13PM
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ridearmada14
Posts: 441 - Karma: 18
i guess that's what i get for trying to help out some ns'ers. Cops fucked me because of something i wrote on this site and i'm trying to make it so it doesn't happen to any of you. Fucking assholes, call BS i really don't give a shit. i'm done
Jun 22 2011 8:14PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
ya dude

Jun 22 2011 8:14PM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
check your meter
Jun 22 2011 8:14PM
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JaayLaay
Posts: 939 - Karma: 89
If you have already received your penalty and been founded guilty why can't you share your story?
Jun 22 2011 8:17PM
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