Replying to I am the coolest NS Member and I will be in SLC July 4th Weekend

Visiting a friend from June 30th-till when i feel like leaving. Will be skiing the bird. I intend to drink, ski, swim, party, and above all make an ass of myself in public. I am the best thing to happen to this website and surely hold the record for most accounts banned and technically I have 35k total posts between these accounts. I got an interview on the local news at the top of the mountain and told the interviewer that I was the best skier on the mountain. So invite me to your god damn house to party because I am the best.

Also:
What the fuck do I do in the middle of utah when im not skiing or drinking~