So I start this post with this:
Spongebob season 4, episode 20: Best Day Ever. NOT A COINCIDENCE!
In other news, the source of the Long Island Sound's latest UFO sighting was uncovered:
Next up: Brain freezes, how do they work? How can I prevent them?
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And now for our top story: Brain freezes.
They're painful, yet completely harmless. Why are they there? It turns out that nerve endings on the roof of your mouth, when eating a cold beverage or food too quickly, will become too cold for their liking. They send a message to the brain to constrict the veins in the roof of your mouth. As your mouth warms back up, the initial re-opening of those bloodways causes pain and discomfort. (kind of like when your fingers and toes get really cold and numb, then warm back up and ache)This can't so much be prevented, but when the onset of one of these natural horrors is felt, pressing your tongue up against as much of your hard palate and the pain should subside with the extra heat.
Thats all for tonight, thanks for watching. I'm the_moderaper, have a good night.