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Guy jumps out window tripping on Salvia

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introvert
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Jun 21 2011 2:26AM
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Jahrassicpark
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hahaha so funny, sketchin so hard
Jun 21 2011 2:34AM
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PhilboydStudge
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How the fuck is salvia legal? I don't get it, at all. How did they make laws banning drugs and miss salvia? Jesus. Rant over, that's pretty funny
Jun 21 2011 2:35AM
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biglurch
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OMG LOL SALVIA ITS FUNNY CAUSE ITS LEGAL OMG
Jun 21 2011 2:35AM
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pianoman
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LOL
Jun 21 2011 2:39AM
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Just_Send_It
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ahahahhahaha
Jun 21 2011 2:42AM
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ski-or-die
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girl on couch is trippin so hard there is nothing she can do about it .. like how long does it take her to realize buddy is outside!
Jun 21 2011 2:52AM
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introvert
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Hahaha I love when she's hiding under the chair and is like, "How could you do this...I KNOW YOU'RE LYING TO ME"
Jun 21 2011 2:55AM
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hoodratz47
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good laugh

salvia is no joke..

Jun 21 2011 3:09AM
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infedel_one
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY FUCKIN SHIT THAT WAS HILARIOUS. IVE TRO[ED THAT HARD AND ATLEAST THAT GUYS ALIVED. I COULD TELL IT WASNT THAT FAR A DROP BUT STILL IT MUSTA HURT.
Jun 21 2011 3:10AM
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ski-or-die
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talking to her own mind no doubt
Jun 21 2011 3:11AM
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Where-am-I
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haha, moral is. . . salvia and windows dont mix?
Jun 21 2011 3:33AM
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Deluge
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jun 21 2011 8:15AM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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hashahahhahaa,
Jun 21 2011 8:43AM
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AWALLRUS.
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those people looked like hippies
Jun 21 2011 8:58AM
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Raz.
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salvia is legal?
Jun 21 2011 9:06AM
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blackmamba.
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note to self: never try salvia
Jun 21 2011 9:19AM
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.Blake.
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Hahahaha wow. That is something I never want to do.
Jun 21 2011 9:45AM
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pigglywiggly
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Jun 21 2011 10:08AM
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FrenchToastMafia
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hahahaha classic, my friend shit his pants last time he did salvia, how is that shit legal?
Jun 21 2011 10:10AM
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caturdaze
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Did he smash the window out with his head? It sounded like glass broke when his head was on the window. hahah that would suck to break a window with my head.
Jun 21 2011 10:10AM
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ohmythugaim
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It shouldn't be illegal thats for sure.






I'm quite curious about trying salvia. Apparently its one of the most intense trips you can have, but i think it would be a cool experience...
Jun 21 2011 10:20AM
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.frenchy
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HAHAHAH dumbass. i dont get why salvia is legal either LOL. but whatever
Jun 21 2011 10:22AM
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filthapparel
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do it you'll have a lot of fun. I smoked salvia before trying mushrooms or anything else, just pass a bong around so you're not all tripping hard and fuck up like these two. spotters are good
Jun 21 2011 11:05AM
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RubberSoul
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i know it can be super intense but the times ive done it it was just weird and uncomfortable. funny in retrospect but not fun or natural or comfortable the way any other drug is
Jun 21 2011 11:07AM
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ohmythugaim
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Most people i know that have done it say that they're glad they did, but they'll never do it again.
Jun 21 2011 11:19AM
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_MNice_
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hahaha
Jun 21 2011 11:23AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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not in new hampshire anymore. Shits fucked up. I like having control over myself so im def never doing it again.
Jun 21 2011 11:32AM
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Chompo.
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bahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaa SO MUCH WIN
Jun 21 2011 11:39AM
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TechnoPotamus
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Jun 21 2011 11:39AM
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Huck_Norris
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It's not.  Imagine the dirtiest, least enjoyable psychadelic experience ever, now multiply that by a rat's ballsack and a pile of dog shit.  Honestly, it is the worst thing ever.  If you want to trip, take mushrooms.  Salvia is the dirtiest feeling "trip" ever.  Ugh, I'll never touch it again.  Once was way more than rnough for my lifetime, thank you.   

Jun 21 2011 11:46AM
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ohmythugaim
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Can you elaborate on what you mean by "dirty"?
Jun 21 2011 11:50AM
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Wilsooon
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I disagree, spice, K2, and all those are about a thousand times worse. Salvia can be enjoyable if you use it correctly. If you expect to just go crazy then it's a bad trip because that's exactly what you do. If you sit, relax, and close your eyes it can be pretty damn fun.
Jun 21 2011 11:50AM
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Z-Juice
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hahaha so great
Jun 21 2011 12:00PM
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hockeyplayer
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threadz
Jun 21 2011 12:01PM
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Huck_Norris
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It's hard to explain...   

Liquid LSD, when I was a show-camping crazy person, made me feel like I was in a TV show and everything around me was digital and fast.  Electric and pixelated...  Very clean, vibrant and crisp mentally but absolutely not normal feeling, looking or sounding.  Think sharp, clear, fast, digital.   

Mushrooms gave me that "perma-grin" and a bouyant feeling.  Shrooms make you feel like you're floating in smile water, and visually it's very smoothing rather than the sharp, electric feeling I got from liquid.  Colors and shapes (when you eat enough) move in a very liquid manner, flowing and moving very organically imo.  Think slow, smile, flowing, organic. 

Salvia is disgusting.  The first and only time I tried it I ripped a tube of it.  Have you ever looked into a mirror when there's another mirror behind you too and seen the billion yous lined up?  By the time I exhaled it, that's what I was seeing- but without any kind of good feeling to go along with it.  I felt sick to my stomach, and as if there was rust or something filthy infiltrating my brain that was making it happen.  I had a horrible taste in my mouth, felt borderline motion sickness from what I was seeing and had flat unenoyable visualizations that were neither interesting or fun.  Salvia is the worst.  It hits you like a ton of bricks, feels like shit and is super intense.  Ugh.  FUCK that.  It's like paying money to get the spins.  No fkn way.    

Jun 21 2011 12:02PM
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Mr.Huck
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0 to out the window in 96 seconds. Do not want.
Jun 21 2011 12:03PM
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RubberSoul
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yeah this is what i meant by uncomfortable-- things happen that would be great and hilarious and entertaining on other drugs but they don't come in a nice feeling natural way, for example most of the times i did i felt like i had weird pressure points all over my body, and that the center of gravity was in the same room as i was. stuff that would be great on other drugs but it just comes in a weird unnatural feeling way idk

im not saying dont try it it's terrible, im just saying it's not that cool at all. try it out though if you want, jsut for the experience
Jun 21 2011 12:05PM
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SARTRON
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however funny that was, it was pretty fucked up that within a minute after smoking the guy was compelled to jump out a window? one more reason i will never try salvia.
Jun 21 2011 12:06PM
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Sam.Carson
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haha she doesnt even notice he jumped the window.
Jun 21 2011 12:07PM
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remove
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he freaked the fuck out.
Jun 21 2011 12:10PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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dude fuck salvia. the one time I tried it I, first off, traveled about twenty feet without realizing it, thought I was standing when I was sitting, felt seriously nauseated, felt like my body was overheating and I was sweating profusely (dont know if I was or not), and just felt this horrible feeling where I wanted to get out of my body and wishing i never did it. Overall a bad trip and definitely not worth it.
Jun 21 2011 12:21PM
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AdamP
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Its legal cause its meant to be sold as incense. When you use it as an incense the effects are fairly mild cause youre only inhaling a bit of smoke at a time. Its when people hit it out of bongs and pipes and hold it in their lungs for longtime that they get really fucked up. So i'm pretty sure thats how they justify its legality, when used correctly its effects aren't too serious. Not sure about the percentage of Salvia buyers that use it the 'correct' way, but i'm guessing its quite low
Jun 21 2011 1:02PM
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northeast
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thats like, the greatest thing ive ever seen.
Jun 21 2011 1:24PM
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scientist
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If you choose to try it, start with a lower intensity. When you get up into the 80X range, reality isnt even tangible for your trip. It essentially feels like you die. your life is over, and you get ripped into some new world....the real world. I passed out before i exhaled, and was to fucked up to breathe out, so i started to convulse with all these potent drugs still swirling around in my lungs. I was fucked up for about 2 hours. no lie.
Jun 21 2011 1:28PM
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RICK_ROSS
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i fucking love the internet.
Jun 21 2011 1:31PM
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huge-go
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I wouldn't be surprised if the percentage of people who used it was as incense was 0. It's the same sort of deal as head shops. They advertise that their stuff is for "tobacco use only", but honestly, have you ever seen anyone smoking straight tobacco out of a glass pipe? I sure as shit haven't.
Jun 21 2011 1:45PM
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hoodratz47
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oh yeah!

Jun 21 2011 1:50PM
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PJS.
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Jun 21 2011 1:53PM
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ohmythugaim
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Well it should be legal regardless of how people use it...
Jun 21 2011 2:22PM
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AdamP
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I'm not saying it shouldn't be, but the high you get from smoking it can be very intense. I think a lot people question why something like salvia is legal while other drugs with milder highs (like weed) are not. The reason I believe that salvia has remained legal is because of the justification that it is meant to be used as incense.

Does anyone here actually do salvia regularly? I've tried it and I can say i have no interest in doing it again. I just found the high to be really fucking weird and uncomfortable, definitely not for me.
Jun 21 2011 2:41PM
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