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Okay so I have this batshit crazy ex girlfriend who has equally crazy friends. I broke up with her about a month ago, and never got my shit back from her. Most of it wasn't important, just t shirts and whatnot. But there were a couple of things that i accidentally left at her house that had serious sentimental value to me, and I really want back. So I text her today saying "Hey, I'd really like it if i could come get my stuff. Can that happen?". So naturally, she starts shit immediately. She brings up old shit, and eventually gets her friends involved. This one kid, her "big brother" she calls him, is like twenty or twenty one, and for some reason is cool enough that he picks on kids who are 3+ years younger than him (I'm seventeen). This is the kid mind you, whose girlfriend fucked one of my friends while they were broken up and had been for months, and he slashed the kid's tires. So anyway, her friends have been blowing up my phone all night threatening all kinds of shit. I'm in no way afraid of them, I'm just wondering what the hell I'm supposed to do.

Jun 21 2011 1:49AM

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Proletariat.

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Bang her mom

Jun 21 2011 1:50AM

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Parrish

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Take the lose and cut off contact.

Not worth the effort or the time.

Jun 21 2011 1:51AM

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go over there and get ur shit, brings some friends if you have too, and if you want, bring a bat or something incase said doucher does anything.

Jun 21 2011 1:52AM

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JakeAssBeatClap

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Talk to her parents. For real. Parents can be the shit.

Jun 21 2011 1:52AM

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timmi

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If it's really important, just show up at her house one day unexpected, so she doesn't have time to plan an attack. ask her nicely to have your things back. you'll be set if her parents are around. dads generally have some understanding that their daughters crazy.

Jun 21 2011 1:53AM

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^^^gonna have to agree

Jun 21 2011 1:53AM

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that would work if it weren't for the fact that her mother is a raging alcoholic who is twice my size (i weigh 205) and is equally as nuts as her daughter and her friends.

Jun 21 2011 1:55AM

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.AR6rider.

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Bingo. Talk to her mom or dad and ask politely if you could come over one day and get some things you left. I'm sure they wouldn't mind, and they'll keep the crazy ex in check if she tries something stupid.

Jun 21 2011 1:56AM

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JakeAssBeatClap

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If you're that big why are you trippin off her "big brother" just beat the fuck out of him if he tries to start shit.

Jun 21 2011 1:56AM

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well, she seemed like a nice girl to date huh?

Jun 21 2011 1:56AM

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yupp

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this.

sometimes.

Jun 21 2011 1:57AM

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northeast

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hey we can't all pick winners every time.

Jun 21 2011 1:58AM

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Parrish

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Ex girlfriends are like scratch tickets, when they are loser, cut your losses and throw it in the trash.

Jun 21 2011 2:01AM

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northeast

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consider it done.

Jun 21 2011 2:18AM

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just go over there and ask for your stuff. If she tries shit just kick her in the snatch and get the fuck out.

Jun 21 2011 2:21AM

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Jun 21 2011 4:30AM

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phreshpow

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^ fuck me wrong thread...embarassing

Jun 21 2011 4:33AM

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.MASSHOLE.

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Dress like a ninja then knock on the front door. Shell have no idea what to do.

Jun 21 2011 7:05AM

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andrewmac1

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i won't say anything to her.

Jun 21 2011 7:14AM

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BIGben*

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1.call big friends. 2.got get your shit. 3.bag her mom. 4.?????????? 5.profit.

Jun 21 2011 7:24AM

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he's in high school. dating in high school is just really having a person to have sex with, you can overlook some personality defects since your focused more on other things. That's why shit usually never works out for too long.

OP don't do anything like bring a bat, that's just asking for trouble. Bring 1 or 2 friends to wait in the car and politely knock on the door and say that you need your things back. If the girl refuses talk to the dad. The mom sounds like somebody you don't want to deal with. Just re-iterate the fact that she is in possession of your property and you would like it back. If need be apologize to the dad about how things turned out and just mention personal differences. The best way to go about this is with class so you don't stir up any shit so it can go south. Subtlety is key.Last thing you want is some dude slashing your tires.

Jun 21 2011 7:34AM

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TijmenDal

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Kick the 'big brothers' ass... What else.

Or just go up to her house, ring the bell, walk in, get your stuff and leave. It'll take some time for him to get there.

I'm 6"5 so I can do whatever the fuck I want. 'Big brother' can SMD or GTFO...

Jun 21 2011 7:50AM

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solid fist ns reply...

Jun 21 2011 8:20AM

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amazing advise! a swift kick to her snatch always works!

Jun 21 2011 8:44AM

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seward

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dood i had the same problem few years back.

got in a fight with the ex, broke up, hated eachother, but she had alot of my shit. my skis were in her garage and she owed me $200 cause i helped her pay her insurance one month.

so i tell her im coming to get my stuff, she tells me to go fuck myself, i phoned her dad, that alchoholic tells me to go fuck myself. i finally talk to her mom, she invites me right over to get my shit AND made me a bologna sandwhich for my troubles. True story.

its kinda a bitch move, but phone her folks.
and if her folks are bitches, go over there, and at the slightest site of trouble, phone the cops. explain your just trying to get your shit back etc etc. if your calm and verbally express your intentions to a police officer in a intelligent manner while your ex if going batshit, they will normally side with you and get your stuff.

Jun 21 2011 9:00AM

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colleenator

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exactly what i was thinking. you shouldve kept her. shes a winner. if going to the parents doesnt work, and the items u left at her house really mean a lot to you, go to the police. sure its the pussy-way, but looks like youve been through a lot. theres no shame and at least you know the 'big bro' cant do shit while the popo is there. just watch your back from then on ahah :P good luck.

Jun 21 2011 9:03AM

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blackmamba.

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Talk to her parents. If that doesn't work, cut your losses and move on. Btw, delete/block her from your phone..you don't need girls putting you on blast in your life..especially when you probably don't even deserve it.

Jun 21 2011 9:30AM

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act like you wanna get back together and be like lets hangout again (at her house) then while there grab your shit and GTFO

Jun 21 2011 10:40AM

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tell her you want to get back together, when you are in her room hooking up, locate all the shit you want back without making it obvious you are looking for it, then catch her off gaurd, jump up, grab your shit, and break for the door.

boom. then upper-deck her toilet on the way out.

Jun 21 2011 10:45AM

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bangarangmules

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Thats messed up about the older guy, but like someone else said just go over when her parents are home, or cut your losses. I can't imagine it's worth messing with some sketched up "big brother." Whatever you do, just don't escalate the bs.

Jun 21 2011 10:46AM

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Huck_Norris

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This. You're not getting your shit back. Going for another swim in the crazy pool will only get you that "OMG I'm drowning in drama!" feeling.

Unless it's a family heirloom, just keep walkin and don't look back. Crazy is as hereditary as it is learned, so probably not going to help to go to her parents unless you had a good relationship with them. Most parents will just blow you off tho, as their little angel coun't possibly be wrong about anything ever.

Jun 21 2011 11:37AM

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Huck_Norris

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Lol... Awesome!

How the skis weren't the first thing you grabbed, I'll never know.

Had an old roommate have the same ting happen- left his shit with an ex, lost a brand new pair of skis. Don't be stupid, people. Take your shit when you leave.

Jun 21 2011 11:41AM

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